A Million Ways to Die in the West

00:33:37,810 --> 00:33:40,011 (CHUCKLING) 687 00:33:40,813 --> 00:33:41,938 (GASPS) 688 00:33:41,939 --> 00:33:44,107 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 689 00:33:44,108 --> 00:33:45,483 Oh, shit! 690 00:33:45,484 --> 00:33:47,685 (GRUNTS) 691 00:33:49,113 --> 00:33:52,365 Albert, hurry! Get in position! 692 00:33:52,366 --> 00:33:54,817 (GRUNTING) 693 00:33:57,830 --> 00:33:59,622 (GROANING) 694 00:33:59,623 --> 00:34:01,666 We got our own thing going on over here. 695 00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:03,293 Yeah, nobody needs to get in on this. 696 00:34:03,294 --> 00:34:05,420 We're both getting hurt pretty badly. 697 00:34:05,421 --> 00:34:07,505 (GRUNTING) 698 00:34:07,506 --> 00:34:09,966 (GROANING) 699 00:34:09,967 --> 00:34:11,760 Nobody needs to come over here. 700 00:34:11,761 --> 00:34:14,054 This fight is way more violent than yours... 701 00:34:14,055 --> 00:34:16,473 All those other guys' fights. 702 00:34:16,474 --> 00:34:18,800 (GROANING) 703 00:34:26,484 --> 00:34:27,984 (GRUNTING) 704 00:34:27,985 --> 00:34:30,153 - (GROANING) - Oh! 705 00:34:30,154 --> 00:34:31,488 You actually hit me! 706 00:34:31,489 --> 00:34:32,614 I'm so sorry. 707 00:34:32,615 --> 00:34:33,698 You fucker! 708 00:34:33,699 --> 00:34:35,033 I put a new move in there. 709 00:34:35,034 --> 00:34:36,409 You don't just put a new move in. 710 00:34:36,410 --> 00:34:38,861 That's why we have the meetings. 711 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,491 (GROANING) 712 00:34:45,503 --> 00:34:47,337 That's where it hurts. Like, right there. 713 00:34:47,338 --> 00:34:48,713 Like, right underneath my eye. 714 00:34:48,714 --> 00:34:50,006 Yeah, there's a little red spot. 715 00:34:50,007 --> 00:34:51,758 Ow! Careful, it's tender. 716 00:34:51,759 --> 00:34:54,335 (GRUNTING) 717 00:35:12,697 --> 00:35:14,864 - Thank you. - Sure. 718 00:35:14,865 --> 00:35:17,066 (GUNSHOT) 719 00:35:17,410 --> 00:35:19,777 Shit. Come on. 720 00:35:21,288 --> 00:35:22,414 Whoa! 721 00:35:22,415 --> 00:35:23,540 (SIGHS) 722 00:35:23,541 --> 00:35:25,083 Sorry about that. 723 00:35:25,084 --> 00:35:27,127 It's kind of a regular occurrence around here. 724 00:35:27,128 --> 00:35:29,212 - Really? - Yeah. 725 00:35:29,213 --> 00:35:30,380 (BOTH SIGH) 726 00:35:30,381 --> 00:35:33,550 Hey, pretty fast hands back there. 727 00:35:33,551 --> 00:35:35,760 - Oh... - I guess you're a real hero. 728 00:35:35,761 --> 00:35:39,514 Me? No, I'm not the hero. 729 00:35:39,515 --> 00:35:42,142 I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt. 730 00:35:42,143 --> 00:35:43,601 - That's who I am. - Oh. 731 00:35:43,602 --> 00:35:47,188 - Hey, look who's here. - Who's this? 732 00:35:47,189 --> 00:35:48,356 This is Plugger. 733 00:35:48,357 --> 00:35:50,934 Hey, Plugger. 734 00:35:51,485 --> 00:35:54,446 So, that... That was your brother in there, huh? 735 00:35:54,447 --> 00:35:57,907 Yeah, Lewis. He's always been a little rambunctious. 736 00:35:57,908 --> 00:36:01,494 Yeah, he seems like a great guy. I'm Albert, by the way. 737 00:36:01,495 --> 00:36:03,204 Anna. 738 00:36:03,205 --> 00:36:04,622 You guys just got into town? 739 00:36:04,623 --> 00:36:06,166 Yeah. 740 00:36:06,167 --> 00:36:08,251 Welcome to our awesome town. 741 00:36:08,252 --> 00:36:09,586 Thanks. 742 00:36:09,587 --> 00:36:11,963 Lewis and I just came out from Kansas City. 743 00:36:11,964 --> 00:36:13,465 Oh, Kansas. 744 00:36:13,466 --> 00:36:15,258 No, it's in Missouri. 745 00:36:15,259 --> 00:36:17,761 Oh, right. That's annoying and weird. 746 00:36:17,762 --> 00:36:18,928 We were wanting a change, 747 00:36:18,929 --> 00:36:21,890 so we came out to the frontier looking to build a farm. 748 00:36:21,891 --> 00:36:23,391 - Oh, that's what I do. - Really? 749 00:36:23,392 --> 00:36:25,602 Yeah, I got a farm about 2 miles from here. 750 00:36:25,603 --> 00:36:26,895 Oh, cattle? 751 00:36:26,896 --> 00:36:28,521 Uh, no, sheep. 752 00:36:28,522 --> 00:36:30,106 - Oh. - Yep. 753 00:36:30,107 --> 00:36:32,734 Well, that's got to be fulfilling work, though, right? 754 00:36:32,735 --> 00:36:33,943 Ah, yeah, it's great. 755 00:36:33,944 --> 00:36:37,489 It's like being a dog walker for 150 really stupid dogs. 756 00:36:37,490 --> 00:36:38,823 (LAUGHS) 757 00:36:38,824 --> 00:36:40,575 - ALBERT: Oh, shit, Plugger! - ANNA: Oh, my God! 758 00:36:40,576 --> 00:36:42,577 - Plugger, give it to me. (GROANING) - Jesus, what is that? 759 00:36:42,578 --> 00:36:44,662 It's the mayor. 760 00:36:44,663 --> 00:36:46,164 - (GLASS SHATTERS) - (WOMAN SCREAMING) 761 00:36:46,165 --> 00:36:49,158 Oh, shit! 762 00:36:49,794 --> 00:36:52,379 So, how did you guys meet? 763 00:36:52,380 --> 00:36:55,131 Uh, she moved to town a couple years ago 764 00:36:55,132 --> 00:36:58,134 to take over th