Captain Fantastic

to make your case. 416 00:45:11,293 --> 00:45:12,923 We're all open to hearing your arguments. 417 00:45:13,003 --> 00:45:14,923 And if they're valid and you persuade us, 418 00:45:15,005 --> 00:45:18,125 I'm sure we'd all be willing to change our minds. Right? 419 00:45:18,801 --> 00:45:21,351 - Yeah. - Use your words. 420 00:45:49,540 --> 00:45:50,620 Ah! 421 00:45:54,128 --> 00:45:57,588 Yes! Thanks, Dad! You're welcome. 422 00:46:25,868 --> 00:46:26,948 Do you guys need a hand? 423 00:46:27,035 --> 00:46:29,075 - No, we're fine. - No, we got it. 424 00:46:30,789 --> 00:46:31,789 All right. 425 00:46:31,874 --> 00:46:34,334 Jackson, not at the table. Hey. 426 00:46:34,835 --> 00:46:37,165 Jackson. All right. 427 00:46:38,422 --> 00:46:40,592 Well, I am so happy 428 00:46:40,674 --> 00:46:44,054 that our family is together. 429 00:46:44,803 --> 00:46:46,433 Thanks for putting on this feast. 430 00:46:47,306 --> 00:46:51,096 It's all local and, um, organic and non-GMO, so... 431 00:46:51,185 --> 00:46:52,685 How did you kill those chickens? 432 00:46:52,936 --> 00:46:54,686 With an ax or a knife? 433 00:46:57,900 --> 00:47:01,740 I didn't have to kill the chickens. 434 00:47:03,906 --> 00:47:06,446 It's a rotisserie chicken, so you buy it. 435 00:47:06,533 --> 00:47:09,453 It's already dead. Or cooked. On a thing. 436 00:47:13,999 --> 00:47:15,999 - Dig in. - All right. 437 00:47:18,378 --> 00:47:20,708 Ben, some wine? Please. 438 00:47:24,801 --> 00:47:26,891 Dad, can I have some wine? 439 00:47:26,970 --> 00:47:30,140 - Sure, why not? - Ben. No. 440 00:47:30,224 --> 00:47:31,524 Children don't drink wine. 441 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,730 In France, and other countries, 442 00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:35,497 children drink small amounts of wine all the time. 443 00:47:35,521 --> 00:47:37,811 It's a digestive. It's not crack. 444 00:47:37,898 --> 00:47:39,228 What's crack? 445 00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:44,110 Crack is a crystallized, highly addictive derivative 446 00:47:44,196 --> 00:47:45,486 of the stimulant cocaine. 447 00:47:45,781 --> 00:47:47,201 In the mid-1980s, 448 00:47:47,282 --> 00:47:49,792 it accelerated the decimation of inner-city neighborhoods. 449 00:47:49,868 --> 00:47:52,618 Crackheads, some of them kids just like you guys, 450 00:47:52,704 --> 00:47:56,384 were killing each other over nothing, over their Nikes. 451 00:47:56,667 --> 00:47:58,537 They killed each other for Nike? 452 00:47:58,627 --> 00:48:00,547 The Greek winged goddess of victory? 453 00:48:03,382 --> 00:48:05,762 Stop. He's joking, right? 454 00:48:07,803 --> 00:48:10,603 They're like Adidas. Who's Adidas? 455 00:48:10,847 --> 00:48:12,467 You're serious? 456 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:15,770 They're shoes. 457 00:48:22,025 --> 00:48:23,025 Now. 458 00:48:24,528 --> 00:48:25,698 Ben. 459 00:48:25,779 --> 00:48:27,239 We're, uh... 460 00:48:28,699 --> 00:48:31,489 I'm sorry for your loss. 461 00:48:31,577 --> 00:48:33,367 We're devastated. 462 00:48:34,997 --> 00:48:39,287 We're just so sorry. Thank you, Dave. 463 00:48:42,170 --> 00:48:44,720 I don't know what else to say. I'm like... 464 00:48:45,799 --> 00:48:49,139 It's okay. We all know you had issues with Leslie. 465 00:48:49,678 --> 00:48:51,598 - What? - It's not a secret. 466 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,060 I wouldn't say that. Why would you... 467 00:48:54,141 --> 00:48:55,994 Last time we saw you, you called her a "fucking bitch." 468 00:48:56,018 --> 00:48:58,688 - Ben. - What? It's fine. 469 00:48:59,396 --> 00:49:01,316 My kids remember. Don't you, guys? 470 00:49:01,648 --> 00:49:02,768 Yeah. 471 00:49:02,858 --> 00:49:06,648 Wait, no. I said that... 472 00:49:08,155 --> 00:49:12,655 We were all having a huge, uh, fight about sugar. 473 00:49:12,909 --> 00:49:16,539 I had given the kids some, what, Frosted Mini-Wheats. 474 00:49:16,663 --> 00:49:18,833 And the extremity of her position... 475 00:49:20,334 --> 00:49:22,714 She was yelling at me, she pushed me, and I said... 476 00:49:22,836 --> 00:49:23,980 "Don't be such a fucking bitch." 477 00:49:24,004 --> 00:49:25,014 Ben. I didn't say that. 478 00:49:25,088 --> 00:49:27,968 They're just words. Your words, but just words. 479 00:49:28,050 --> 00:49:29,130 Not spoken in this house. 480 00:49:29,217 --> 00:49:32,387 No, it's inappropriate for him to say that in front of the kids. 481 00:49:34,890 --> 00:49:38,020 Absolutely, understood. It won't happen again. 482 00:49:38,101 --> 00:49:39,101 Okay. 483 00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:51,244 Dad, how did Aunt Leslie die? 484 00:49:51,365 --> 00:49:53,195 Well, Aunt Leslie was sick 485 00:49:53,283 --> 00:49:57,663 and she had, uh, complications from her sickness. 486 00:49:57,746 --> 00:49:58,786 Yeah. 487 00:50:...