The Darjeeling Limited

I don't know. I love Alice. 376 00:26:51,061 --> 00:26:53,480 Maybe it relates to how we were raised. 377 00:26:57,401 --> 00:27:00,654 I was going to save this for later in the itinerary... 378 00:27:00,738 --> 00:27:02,656 but I think it's time. 379 00:27:02,740 --> 00:27:07,244 There's a ceremony I want us to do where we each take one of these peacock feathers. 380 00:27:07,327 --> 00:27:10,080 We're going to go off into the wilderness and meditate for... 381 00:27:10,164 --> 00:27:12,082 Damn it, I gave them to Brendan. 382 00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:14,293 That's all right. We'll do it after the next stop. 383 00:27:14,376 --> 00:27:16,754 - Those guys are laughing at us. - Where? 384 00:27:16,837 --> 00:27:18,797 [Laughing] 385 00:27:20,007 --> 00:27:23,010 I love it here. These people are beautiful. 386 00:27:24,845 --> 00:27:27,181 They're playing cricket with a tennis ball. 387 00:27:28,182 --> 00:27:30,142 [Shouting] 388 00:27:35,439 --> 00:27:37,775 - [Bell Dings] - Hello. How do you do? 389 00:27:37,858 --> 00:27:39,526 Hello. 390 00:27:39,610 --> 00:27:42,112 <i>[Horns Honking]</i> 391 00:27:42,196 --> 00:27:44,114 It's great. 392 00:27:44,198 --> 00:27:46,742 - Yeah? - Yeah. It's so well-written. 393 00:27:46,825 --> 00:27:48,786 You remember everything so clearly. 394 00:27:48,869 --> 00:27:53,123 Peter getting all frantic getting the car started, you with the suitcase. 395 00:27:53,207 --> 00:27:55,834 The characters are all fictional. 396 00:27:55,918 --> 00:27:58,796 Well, anyway, I think it's the best thing you've ever written. 397 00:27:58,879 --> 00:28:00,380 Thank you. 398 00:28:15,604 --> 00:28:17,105 [Gasps] 399 00:28:18,232 --> 00:28:21,151 Here are the peacock feathers, plus some instructions from the guru. 400 00:28:21,235 --> 00:28:23,403 - What's in that box? - He bought a snake. 401 00:28:23,487 --> 00:28:26,323 - It's got a skull and crossbones on it. - Let's update me. 402 00:28:28,534 --> 00:28:30,452 Anything? 403 00:28:30,536 --> 00:28:32,704 - She got the message, yeah. - And? 404 00:28:32,788 --> 00:28:34,706 - What? That's it. - That's it? 405 00:28:34,790 --> 00:28:37,125 She got the message. You're satisfied with that? 406 00:28:37,209 --> 00:28:40,712 - Well, she knows you're coming. - Does she want to see us? 407 00:28:42,172 --> 00:28:44,174 But she's your mother. 408 00:28:53,267 --> 00:28:55,644 [Grunts] 409 00:28:55,727 --> 00:28:58,188 Happy birthday from last year. 410 00:28:59,857 --> 00:29:01,859 I can't accept this. It's too valuable. 411 00:29:01,942 --> 00:29:04,278 It's got one wrong initial, but you can paint over it. 412 00:29:04,361 --> 00:29:06,405 It's from me and Jack. 413 00:29:23,630 --> 00:29:26,925 <i>- [Knocking]</i> - [Groans] 414 00:29:27,009 --> 00:29:28,844 <i>- [Knocking]</i> - Yes? 415 00:29:28,927 --> 00:29:31,263 <i>- [Rita] Would you like tea?</i> - Okay. 416 00:29:43,066 --> 00:29:44,985 Thank you. 417 00:29:54,912 --> 00:29:57,915 ♪♪ [iPod: Folk Pop] 418 00:30:09,551 --> 00:30:13,263 <i>[Man] ♪ You talk like Marlene Dietrich ♪</i> 419 00:30:13,347 --> 00:30:16,391 <i>♪ And you dance like Zizi Jeanmaire ♪</i> 420 00:30:17,392 --> 00:30:20,270 <i>♪ Your clothes are all made by Balmain ♪</i> 421 00:30:20,354 --> 00:30:22,189 I've got to get off this train. 422 00:30:22,272 --> 00:30:24,608 <i>♪ And there's diamonds and pearls in your hair ♪</i> 423 00:30:24,691 --> 00:30:26,610 <i>♪ Yes, there are ♪</i> 424 00:30:27,611 --> 00:30:30,864 <i>♪ You live in a fancy apartment ♪</i> 425 00:30:31,865 --> 00:30:35,327 - [Francis Sighs] <i>- ♪ Off the Boulevard Saint-Michel ♪</i> 426 00:30:35,410 --> 00:30:38,622 <i>- [Door Closes]</i> - What's her name again? 427 00:30:38,705 --> 00:30:40,666 Rita. 428 00:30:40,749 --> 00:30:44,169 <i>- [Peter]Snake isn't in the...</i> - What'd you say? 429 00:30:51,218 --> 00:30:53,553 [Whispers] There's a hole in it. He escaped. 430 00:30:53,637 --> 00:30:55,555 No, he didn't. 431 00:30:55,639 --> 00:30:57,557 How? 432 00:31:00,602 --> 00:31:02,521 <i>- [Francis]Jesus Christ. - [Peter] There he is!</i> 433 00:31:02,604 --> 00:31:04,523 - [All Screaming] - [Francis] Get him. 434 00:31:04,606 --> 00:31:07,943 - [Francis Grunts] - Now you... Now you believe me, assholes? 435 00:31:08,026 --> 00:31:10,070 <i>♪♪ [Man Singing Continues, Faint]</i> 436 00:31:11,154 --> 00:31:14,282 We think a snake might've gotten on board! 437 00:31:28,422 --> 00:31:30,424 Don't go in there, Rita! 438 00:31:32,592 --> 00:31:34,094 - [Hissing] - [German Woman Gasps] 439 00:31:34,177 --> 00:31:36,596 <i>- [Francis] You got him!</i> - [Woman Speaking German] 440 00:31:41,350 --> 00:31:43,720 [Speaking Punjabi] Lock it in kitchen. Go! 441 00:31:49,609 --> 00:31:51,945 I'm kicking you off at the next station. 442 00:31:52,029 --> 00:31:54,656 Please don't do that. We're very sorry. It won't happen again. 443 00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:56,867 I know it won't. 444 00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:59,911 - What's that smell? - Voltaire ♪ 6. 445 00:32:02,28