Man Up

You remember this? 458 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,449 - What is it? Where'd you get that? - In my wallet. 459 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,449 - Who took it? - I did. 460 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,820 I don't remember you ever being in my bedroom. 461 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,447 I wasn't in your bedroom, silly. I was outside. In a tree. 462 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,140 - Jessica, watch and weep. - OK. 463 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:47,340 Why is he calling you Jessica? You're called Nancy. 464 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,300 - You're Nancy Patterson. - I'm in a bit of a situation here. 465 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,060 Oh, you still use Pantene Pro-V. 466 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,100 That guy is not my boyfriend. He's actually not even my date. 467 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,100 I sort of stole him from underneath the clock at Waterloo 468 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,300 and I'm pretending to be the girl he's supposed to be on a date with. 469 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,660 - So it's a bit... I don't know. - Kinky. 470 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,410 Hey, there. 471 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,940 - How's it going? I'm Jack. - And I am Sean. 472 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,940 - He's Sean. - There it is. 473 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:15,580 - So you guys know each other? - We just went to school together. 474 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:19,260 - Yeah, we're old friends. - We're old, old friends. 475 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,140 We used to have a bit of a thing going on. 476 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,820 - Good for you. - It was. 477 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,580 It really wasn't that good. 478 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,300 You never forget your first. 479 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,660 Lovely to see you after all these years. 480 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,660 - We'll take it from here. - Hang on, Jessica. 481 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,900 Hey. What are you doing? 482 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,860 It would appear that I finally have you over a barrel, Nancy Patterson. 483 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:42,260 Indeed, you are clearly not the girl you used to be once. 484 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:47,300 Cool and confident. Now, stealing other women's dates from under clocks. 485 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,100 You're working as a barman in a novelty bowling alley so... 486 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,540 - Just as Mr Armstrong predicted. - Who's that? 487 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,900 Our careers advisor at Saint Andrew's. Do you not remember anything? 488 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,300 - No. - Because I remember everything. Nancy! 489 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:04,180 Sean, I'm out bowling with a man who... might actually have some potential 490 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:07,500 and not in just that he's a really good bowler-type way. 491 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,220 So don't ruin it for me. Just be cool. 492 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,100 - OK, I will. - Yeah? 493 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:15,807 - Uh-huh. If you give me a blow job. - You what? 494 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,620 - Take it or leave it. - Are you out of your fucking mind? 495 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:23,240 Come on, wouldn't hurt. Just a tiny little blow job. 496 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:28,740 And then I won't dismantle your web of deceit, Little Miss... Muffet. 497 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:32,700 - Not gonna give you a blow job, so... - Hand job? Pearl necklace? 498 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,220 - Kiss? Please. Come on. - Stop. Stop it. Stop it. 499 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,300 I just want to fulfil a lifelong ambition. 500 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,100 OK, OK. I'll do one kiss. OK? 501 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,740 - With tongues? - No tongues. 502 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,260 - Oh! But in the toilets. - Yeah, in the toilets. 503 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,980 And it has to be tonight. 504 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,402 Otherwise I won't find you again because you have no online presence. 505 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,700 - Can I go now? - Yes. 506 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,451 - But I'll be watching you. - I don't doubt that. 507 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,620 Oh, shit, shit, shit! 508 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,900 It's fine, they're fine. 509 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,220 Everyone'll just get drunk and shove them down. 510 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:05,820 - They will. - Yeah? 511 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,020 Look. 512 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,100 - Ooh, blimey, they're hot. - Any word from Nancy? 513 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,180 Not... Not exactly. 514 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,020 Oh, no. No, no. 515 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,900 But in her defence, she does have a very good reason for her tardiness. 516 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,100 And she's right, Fran. 517 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:25,580 And who knows, maybe today will end up being not just our anniversary. 518 00:32:25,