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00:32:31,333 --> 00:32:32,874 It's wordplay. [laughs] 710 00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:34,249 - See what you did there. - Yeah. 711 00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:35,790 - Please. - Thank you. 712 00:32:35,791 --> 00:32:36,832 [laughs] 713 00:32:36,833 --> 00:32:38,249 Wow, you've got servants? 714 00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:41,249 Yeah, don't worry about that. Take a... take a sip. 715 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:44,082 Ease some of those blind-date nerves. [chuckles] 716 00:32:44,083 --> 00:32:46,082 - Mmm. - Mmm! 717 00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:47,832 - [English accent] Cheers! - Cheers. 718 00:32:47,833 --> 00:32:49,874 No, seriously, you've got servants? 719 00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:53,749 You know, "servants" is such a loaded word. 720 00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:57,165 These people, they're like my family. 721 00:32:57,166 --> 00:32:58,207 Sundha here, 722 00:32:58,208 --> 00:33:00,832 he used to bathe me when I was just a little <i>bambino.</i> 723 00:33:00,833 --> 00:33:02,040 - Aw! - You know? 724 00:33:02,041 --> 00:33:04,332 He has seen nooks and crannies of my body 725 00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:06,582 that no one on this Earth has seen. 726 00:33:06,583 --> 00:33:08,332 [both laugh] 727 00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:10,624 - Hey, Sundha. - [shouts] Ah! Sundha! 728 00:33:10,625 --> 00:33:12,415 - He doesn't touch. - It's okay. 729 00:33:12,416 --> 00:33:13,665 But really family. 730 00:33:13,666 --> 00:33:14,999 - I get it. - Yeah. 731 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,832 - It's hard with family. - Mm-hmm. 732 00:33:16,833 --> 00:33:19,582 Like sometimes, my mum... [scoffs] when she's... 733 00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:20,874 I just wanna call her a bitch. 734 00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:23,832 Sometimes you have to. I call my mum a bitch all the time. 735 00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:25,457 - [laughs] Yeah. - [laughs] 736 00:33:25,458 --> 00:33:27,332 I don't actually, though. I'm just joking. 737 00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:29,207 I don't... I don't do that to my mum. 738 00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:31,540 Yeah, same. No, I'd never do that. 739 00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:33,832 - It's... Mummy. - Yeah. 740 00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:35,790 [chuckles] 741 00:33:35,791 --> 00:33:37,749 Okay. Um, where are you from? 742 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:40,374 Me? I'm from here, there, everywhere. 743 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:42,082 You know, I went to international school. 744 00:33:42,083 --> 00:33:44,957 - Oh! - But we would summer in Mumbai. 745 00:33:44,958 --> 00:33:46,124 Have you been? 746 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:48,540 No, but, uh, my sister and I, 747 00:33:48,541 --> 00:33:51,207 we grew up watching all the Bollywood movies. 748 00:33:51,208 --> 00:33:53,165 - Mm-hmm. - We'd re-enact them together. 749 00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:54,957 <i>"Yeh haath humko de de Thakur."</i> 750 00:33:54,958 --> 00:33:58,749 - Hmm... - Or, um, "Martin, you bastard!" 751 00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:02,749 Mmm... I'm not really into Bollywood. It's very tacky. 752 00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:04,832 - Oh. - I'm more into Western cinema. 753 00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:08,040 The classics, you know. Like <i>Speed</i> and <i>Speed 2.</i> 754 00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:10,165 I was listening to a podcast on the way here, 755 00:34:10,166 --> 00:34:13,000 - um, how the soundtracks-- - Shh! 756 00:34:14,458 --> 00:34:16,874 Oh, my God, Pia. 757 00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:19,207 The cheekbones. I've just noticed. 758 00:34:19,208 --> 00:34:20,999 You have the face of a goddess. 759 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,957 Please tell me your contour regime. 760 00:34:22,958 --> 00:34:24,790 I-I don't have a regime. 761 00:34:24,791 --> 00:34:26,290 It's natural?! 762 00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:27,457 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. 763 00:34:27,458 --> 00:34:30,874 Pia, I would literally stab a baby in the throat 764 00:34:30,875 --> 00:34:32,416 to have your bone structure. 765 00:34:33,208 --> 00:34:34,832 [chuckles] 766 00:34:34,833 --> 00:34:37,165 That's... really intense. 767 00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:40,582 Okay, Pia, let's get down to the nitty-gritty. 768 00:34:40,583 --> 00:34:42,499 - Enough foreplay. [chuckles] - [laughs] 769 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:44,332 Let's jump into bed. 770 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,499 Tell me about the Ninth Mandala. 771 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:47,790 You know my studio? 772 00:34:47,791 --> 00:34:50,832 Of course. And let me tell you something, Pia. 773 00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:57,165 I... want... to... invest... in... you. 774 00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:59,832 - What?! Really? - Yeah. 775 00:34:59,833 --> 00:35:01,874 I thought this was a date. I'm sorry. [chuckles] 776 00:35:01,875 --> 00:35:02,957 It is. 777 00:35:02,958 --> 00:35:05,207 Well, it kind of feels like <i>The Apprentice.</i> 778 00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:08,540 [laughs] Well, if they are, then, "You're hired!" 779 00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,874 - [chuckles] - It's what he does on the show. 780 00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:13,999 Um, I'm just gonna go and... freshen up. 781 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,082 I'm gonna go wash my hands. 782 00:35:15