Dracula A.D. 1972

- No one's seen her. - Or Johnny. 336 00:40:52,143 --> 00:40:53,243 Maybe they've eloped. 337 00:40:53,344 --> 00:40:55,544 No, Johnny never fancied Laura that much. 338 00:40:55,644 --> 00:40:57,510 If he'd planned on skipping with some bird... 339 00:40:57,610 --> 00:40:58,975 it would have been with Jessica. 340 00:40:59,076 --> 00:41:00,541 No, it wouldn't. 341 00:41:01,409 --> 00:41:02,942 Well, I'll tell you this for nothing. 342 00:41:03,043 --> 00:41:06,209 Nobody is getting me back in that bloody churchyard in a hurry. 343 00:41:06,309 --> 00:41:08,475 It was sick, man. I mean, the whole thing was... 344 00:41:08,576 --> 00:41:10,942 Look, let's drop the subject, shall we? 345 00:41:11,043 --> 00:41:14,406 Yeah, right. I want to forget about it, just forget about it. 346 00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:52,138 Come on, quick. 347 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:07,440 - Hi, folks. - Hi, man. 348 00:42:07,540 --> 00:42:09,340 - You finally made it. - And where have you been? 349 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,505 Railway station. 350 00:42:10,606 --> 00:42:11,707 - Railway station? - Well, sure. 351 00:42:11,807 --> 00:42:14,606 - What for, Johnny? - Took Laura to meet the Ramsgate train. 352 00:42:14,706 --> 00:42:16,106 Ramsgate? 353 00:42:16,206 --> 00:42:18,572 The 10:40 from Victoria. Don't you remember? 354 00:42:18,673 --> 00:42:20,906 She goes down to Ramsgate every month. 355 00:42:21,006 --> 00:42:24,039 She cons her parents for the rent and the allowance. 356 00:42:24,139 --> 00:42:25,905 - Don't you remember? - I don't. 357 00:42:26,006 --> 00:42:28,971 I seem to remember she lives someplace like Watford. 358 00:42:29,072 --> 00:42:31,706 - That's what I thought. - Ramsgate. 359 00:42:31,806 --> 00:42:33,806 What are you all on about? 360 00:42:33,905 --> 00:42:37,496 Look, about last night, you've got some explaining to do, mate. 361 00:42:39,639 --> 00:42:43,570 Hysterical, wasn't it? Boy, you were all flying high. 362 00:42:44,504 --> 00:42:47,570 - Let's do it again sometime. - You just have to be kidding. 363 00:42:47,671 --> 00:42:49,829 No, Anna, I don't think he is. 364 00:42:51,038 --> 00:42:53,230 Got you all going, didn't I? 365 00:42:54,070 --> 00:42:58,093 Why, you should have seen your faces. You were really living it. 366 00:42:59,337 --> 00:43:01,171 Then when the blood started to flow... 367 00:43:01,270 --> 00:43:03,670 Yes. Tell us about the blood, Johnny. 368 00:43:03,771 --> 00:43:06,202 That was the clincher. Got you worried? 369 00:43:06,737 --> 00:43:07,929 Simple. 370 00:43:12,070 --> 00:43:14,558 The secret lies right there. 371 00:43:16,503 --> 00:43:18,798 Used on the TV and the movies. 372 00:43:18,970 --> 00:43:22,457 It's called a blood capsule. 373 00:43:24,203 --> 00:43:26,031 - Bloody hell. - Wow. 374 00:43:26,969 --> 00:43:28,336 That's it. 375 00:43:28,437 --> 00:43:31,636 - It's all a load of hokum. - That's very clever, but what about Laura? 376 00:43:31,736 --> 00:43:34,136 - She was in on the act right from the start. - Yeah? 377 00:43:34,236 --> 00:43:35,802 It looked like real blood to me. 378 00:43:35,903 --> 00:43:38,668 - And it was revolting. - Was it really a gag, Johnny? 379 00:43:38,768 --> 00:43:40,568 - What else? - Thank God for that. 380 00:43:40,668 --> 00:43:41,768 You believe him? 381 00:43:41,868 --> 00:43:44,134 I mean, it was too way out to be real. Wasn't it? 382 00:43:44,235 --> 00:43:45,768 It still looked like real blood. 383 00:43:45,868 --> 00:43:49,501 - And all that weird noise, Johnny? - Sound effects on a tape recorder. 384 00:43:49,601 --> 00:43:51,102 You saw Joe turn it on. 385 00:43:51,202 --> 00:43:54,133 Yeah, it could have been the way he said. 386 00:43:54,234 --> 00:43:56,495 No. I'm not convinced. 387 00:43:56,601 --> 00:43:59,801 You're about the most gullible bunch I ever set my eyes on. 388 00:43:59,901 --> 00:44:02,367 You left your clothes behind. I can't believe it. 389 00:44:02,468 --> 00:44:05,331 You really thought I was spooking up old Beelzebub? 390 00:44:06,101 --> 00:44:08,293 Wait till Laura hears about it. 391 00:44:15,134 --> 00:44:16,894 Right. I'm going for a drink. 392 00:44:17,167 --> 00:44:19,599 - I'll settle the bill. - Do I owe you for that? 393 00:44:19,699 --> 00:44:21,833 - No. It's on me, Joe. - Thanks, mate. 394 00:44:21,933 --> 00:44:23,566 Bye-bye. 395 00:44:23,666 --> 00:44:25,688 See you, baby. Tata. 396 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,334 Okay, so I'm forgiven. 397 00:44:29,433 --> 00:44:32,566 Look, I had some really rough nightmares because of you. 398 00:44:32,666 --> 00:44:36,098 In Technicolor? You ought to lay off that stuff. 399 00:44:37,332 --> 00:44:40,422 Okay, so I'm sorry. Am I forgiven, Jess? 400 00:44:40,866 --> 00:44:41,956 Sure. 401 00:44:42,632 --> 00:44:45,798 L