House of 1000 Corpses

Just wait here. 393 00:23:05,046 --> 00:23:06,877 (woman screams) 394 00:23:06,948 --> 00:23:09,007 Jesus Christ! Don't do that. 395 00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:12,280 You scared the shit out of me. 396 00:23:12,353 --> 00:23:15,083 You ain't seen nothing yet. 397 00:23:15,156 --> 00:23:18,022 - Is your brother ready to go? - Yeah, he already left. 398 00:23:18,091 --> 00:23:20,457 - Come on, inside. - What? He left? 399 00:23:20,527 --> 00:23:22,119 Come on and get toasty. 400 00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:29,061 Don't worry about it, he's fine. 401 00:23:29,136 --> 00:23:31,434 I just don't understand why... 402 00:23:33,573 --> 00:23:35,665 What was that? 403 00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:40,209 What? I didn't hear anything. 404 00:23:40,279 --> 00:23:42,247 Turn the radio off. 405 00:23:42,314 --> 00:23:44,111 Now listen. 406 00:23:49,889 --> 00:23:51,321 I still don't hear anything. 407 00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:54,324 I swear to God, I heard some weird... 408 00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:57,418 Turn on the headlights, see if something's out there. 409 00:23:58,763 --> 00:24:00,958 (women screaming) 410 00:24:06,504 --> 00:24:08,698 Calm down, calm down. 411 00:24:10,841 --> 00:24:12,604 Jesus H. Christ. 412 00:24:12,676 --> 00:24:15,042 It's the fucking tow truck guy. 413 00:24:28,491 --> 00:24:29,458 So, 414 00:24:29,525 --> 00:24:30,890 you live alone here? 415 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,157 I mean, just you and your brother? 416 00:24:34,230 --> 00:24:36,824 Nah, there's a bunch of us around somewhere. 417 00:24:36,899 --> 00:24:39,799 I think Otis is upstairs messing around or something. 418 00:24:49,377 --> 00:24:51,345 You gotta have the marshmallows. 419 00:24:51,413 --> 00:24:54,041 That's what makes it fun. 420 00:24:54,115 --> 00:24:56,309 Yeah, I guess. 421 00:24:56,383 --> 00:24:58,943 You sure do a lot of guessing. 422 00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:00,486 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 423 00:25:05,893 --> 00:25:07,383 Wow. 424 00:25:07,461 --> 00:25:09,429 Look at him. 425 00:25:09,496 --> 00:25:12,396 He must've been going pretty fast to smash through that wall. 426 00:25:15,568 --> 00:25:17,968 You sure are silly for a guy with glasses. 427 00:25:18,037 --> 00:25:20,198 - I like that. - Okay, hey. 428 00:25:20,273 --> 00:25:23,504 Need those to see, thank you. 429 00:25:23,576 --> 00:25:25,601 How do I look? 430 00:25:25,678 --> 00:25:27,646 Terrific, really. 431 00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:33,650 Tasty. 432 00:25:33,719 --> 00:25:36,711 Ain't the only thing tasty in this house. 433 00:25:51,369 --> 00:25:54,133 Okay, okay. 434 00:25:54,205 --> 00:25:56,173 I wonder what time... 435 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,470 - it's getting kind of late. - Don't worry, sugar. 436 00:25:58,542 --> 00:26:01,066 It ain't past my bedtime 437 00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:03,237 Are you flirting with me? 438 00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:04,871 What? Oh, no. 439 00:26:04,948 --> 00:26:07,212 (horn beeping) 440 00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:11,548 Great! They're back. 441 00:26:11,621 --> 00:26:13,521 Whoppie-fucking-do. 442 00:26:18,294 --> 00:26:20,558 Excuse me? 443 00:26:22,598 --> 00:26:24,691 I gotta call my dad and tell him we're gonna be late. 444 00:26:24,767 --> 00:26:27,702 Can I use your phone, please? 445 00:26:27,770 --> 00:26:28,702 Hello? 446 00:26:28,771 --> 00:26:30,796 Ain't got one. 447 00:26:33,274 --> 00:26:35,640 - Oh, hi. - Goodness. 448 00:26:37,145 --> 00:26:38,635 You really don't have a phone? 449 00:26:41,382 --> 00:26:42,644 No. 450 00:26:45,486 --> 00:26:47,920 I once had one back in '57, 451 00:26:47,989 --> 00:26:49,819 but... 452 00:26:52,693 --> 00:26:55,355 I don't quite remember. There's nobody round here. 453 00:26:55,429 --> 00:26:59,957 I feel like jaw-flapping at no more. 454 00:27:00,033 --> 00:27:03,230 Do you think the guy with the tow truck could drive us to a phone? 455 00:27:03,303 --> 00:27:06,533 His name is Rufus, Rufus Jr. 456 00:27:06,605 --> 00:27:09,768 But we all call him 457 00:27:09,842 --> 00:27:13,835 - RJ. - Makes sense. 458 00:27:13,913 --> 00:27:17,041 What do they call you, sweetie? 459 00:27:17,116 --> 00:27:19,607 I am Qualsnarg of the Crab Nebula. 460 00:27:23,488 --> 00:27:25,615 But you humans can call me Jerry. 461 00:27:25,690 --> 00:27:27,282 Jerry. 462 00:27:29,527 --> 00:27:33,987 Baby, go on and see how RJ's doin' with these nice folks' automobile. 463 00:27:36,001 --> 00:27:39,561 Why don't you just all make yourselves to home? 464 00:27:41,505 --> 00:27:44,030 What brings you kids way out here? 465 00:27:44,108 --> 00:27:46,838 Haven't you got something better to do on Halloween 466 00:27:46,910 --> 00:27:48,844 than wander around out in the sticks? 467 00:27:48,912 --> 00:27:50,937 I thought maybe we'd take in a hoedown. 468 00:27:53,417 --> 0