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00:23:31,378 --> 00:23:34,040 Have you taken a good look at that Marilyn Quayle? 497 00:23:34,114 --> 00:23:35,012 Where did he get her, 498 00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:37,243 at a Halloween party or something? 499 00:23:37,317 --> 00:23:41,549 She looks like Prince Charles, for Christ's sake. 500 00:23:41,622 --> 00:23:42,714 Let me ask you something, 501 00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:46,248 does he actually have to fuck that woman? 502 00:23:46,326 --> 00:23:49,261 Huh? 503 00:23:49,329 --> 00:23:50,023 God help him, 504 00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:53,498 I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick. 505 00:23:57,104 --> 00:24:00,437 That's my political humor. 506 00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:03,908 People like it when you're topical. 507 00:24:03,977 --> 00:24:07,435 Oh, some people don't like you to talk like that. 508 00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:09,106 Oh, some people would like to shut you up 509 00:24:09,183 --> 00:24:10,275 for saying those things. 510 00:24:10,350 --> 00:24:11,817 You know that, lots of people, 511 00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:13,944 lots of groups in this country 512 00:24:14,021 --> 00:24:15,784 want to tell you how to talk, 513 00:24:15,856 --> 00:24:18,381 tell you what you can't talk about. 514 00:24:18,459 --> 00:24:19,619 Sometimes they'll say, well, 515 00:24:19,693 --> 00:24:20,751 you can talk about something, 516 00:24:20,828 --> 00:24:22,159 but you can't joke about it. 517 00:24:22,229 --> 00:24:24,197 Say you can't joke about it because it's not funny. 518 00:24:24,264 --> 00:24:26,528 Comedians run into that shit all the time, like rape. 519 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,726 They'll say, you can't joke about rape. 520 00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:28,733 Rape's not funny. 521 00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:29,791 I say, fuck you, 522 00:24:29,870 --> 00:24:33,169 I think it's hilarious, how do you like that? 523 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,208 I can prove to you that rape is funny. 524 00:24:35,275 --> 00:24:36,936 Picture Porky Pig 525 00:24:37,010 --> 00:24:40,537 raping Elmer Fudd. 526 00:24:40,614 --> 00:24:41,410 See? 527 00:24:41,482 --> 00:24:44,076 Hey, why do you think they call him Porky, huh? 528 00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:45,379 I know what you're going to say, 529 00:24:45,452 --> 00:24:47,886 Elmer was asking for it. 530 00:24:47,955 --> 00:24:50,321 Elmer was coming on to Porky. 531 00:24:50,390 --> 00:24:52,415 Porky couldn't help himself, he got a hard-on, 532 00:24:52,493 --> 00:24:53,687 he got horny, he lost control, 533 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,489 he went out of his mind. 534 00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:56,586 Lot of men talk like that, 535 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:57,561 lot of men think that way. 536 00:24:57,631 --> 00:24:58,689 They think it's the woman's fault. 537 00:24:58,765 --> 00:24:59,925 They like to blame the rape on the woman, 538 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,898 say, hey, she had it coming, 539 00:25:00,968 --> 00:25:03,163 she was wearing a short skirt. 540 00:25:03,237 --> 00:25:04,534 These guys think women ought to go to prison 541 00:25:04,605 --> 00:25:05,663 for being cock teasers. 542 00:25:05,739 --> 00:25:07,502 Don't seem fair to me, 543 00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:08,871 don't seem right, 544 00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:10,603 but you can joke about it. 545 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,872 I believe you can joke about anything. 546 00:25:12,946 --> 00:25:16,712 It all depends on how you construct the joke, 547 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:18,910 what the exaggeration is, 548 00:25:18,986 --> 00:25:21,318 what the exaggeration is. 549 00:25:21,388 --> 00:25:24,789 Because every joke needs one exaggeration, 550 00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:26,120 every joke needs one thing 551 00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:28,218 to be way out of proportion. 552 00:25:28,295 --> 00:25:29,159 Give you an example. 553 00:25:29,229 --> 00:25:31,197 Did you ever see a news story like this is the paper? 554 00:25:31,265 --> 00:25:33,130 Every now and then you run into a story that says, 555 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,929 some guy broke into a house, 556 00:25:35,002 --> 00:25:36,867 stole a lot of things, 557 00:25:36,937 --> 00:25:38,268 and while he was in there, 558 00:25:38,338 --> 00:25:41,205 he raped an 81-year old woman. 559 00:25:41,275 --> 00:25:43,869 And I'm thinking to myself, 560 00:25:43,944 --> 00:25:46,174 why! 561 00:25:46,246 --> 00:25:47,907 What the fuck kind of a social life 562 00:25:47,981 --> 00:25:50,711 does this guy have? 563 00:25:50,784 --> 00:25:52,308 I want to say, why did you do that? 564 00:25:52,386 --> 00:25:56,220 Well, she was coming on to me. 565 00:25:56,290 --> 00:25:57,086 We were dancing, 566 00:25:57,157 --> 00:25:59,022 and I got horny. 567 00:25:59,092 --> 00:26:00,252 Hey, she was asking for it. 568 00:26:00,327 --> 00:26:03,125 She had on a tight bathrob