Carry On Sergeant

639 00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:53,208 [giggles] Very good. 640 00:28:53,375 --> 00:28:54,958 Joke's over. Joke's over. 641 00:28:56,500 --> 00:29:00,042 Platoon, stand at ease! 642 00:29:02,417 --> 00:29:05,083 Attention! 643 00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:11,500 Get up, you clumsy, quarter-witted, 644 00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,208 half-baked mooncalf! 645 00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:15,417 One more hammer-toed move like that and I'll... 646 00:29:15,583 --> 00:29:16,667 Uh... 647 00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:18,208 Fifty quid. 648 00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:19,917 Delicate blooms. 649 00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:23,542 All right, now. Here comes Captain Potts. 650 00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:24,833 Do your best, lads. 651 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:25,917 Company, at ease. 652 00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:31,458 Platoon, attention! 653 00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:48,375 Well, all of you are half asleep! 654 00:29:48,542 --> 00:29:50,333 Like a lot of flamingos. 655 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,500 Not half as clever. 656 00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:54,208 Flamingos go to sleep on one leg. 657 00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:57,000 You lot are all asleep on two! 658 00:29:57,167 --> 00:29:58,875 How many legs does a flamingo go to sleep on? 659 00:29:59,042 --> 00:30:00,875 - Um... - Slow, slow. 660 00:30:01,042 --> 00:30:02,042 - Quick, quick, slow. - [all laughing] 661 00:30:02,208 --> 00:30:02,708 Silence. 662 00:30:02,875 --> 00:30:05,708 Alert mind, plus responsive body, 663 00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:07,208 equals efficient soldier. 664 00:30:11,792 --> 00:30:12,667 Who are you? 665 00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:13,625 Galloway, sir. 666 00:30:13,792 --> 00:30:14,917 That's a useless answer. 667 00:30:15,083 --> 00:30:16,250 Two factors omitted, number and rank. 668 00:30:16,417 --> 00:30:17,417 A soldier without a number and rank 669 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:18,125 is like a man without a soul. 670 00:30:18,292 --> 00:30:19,833 Try again. Who are you? 671 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,458 4277309, Private Galloway, sir. 672 00:30:22,625 --> 00:30:23,958 What, no Christian name? Are you heathen? 673 00:30:24,125 --> 00:30:25,125 Andy. A. 674 00:30:25,292 --> 00:30:26,917 Slow. Watch this man, Sergeant. 675 00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:27,958 - Yes. - Slow-witted. 676 00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:29,708 Stand up. 'Shun. 677 00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:31,292 At ease. 'Shun. 678 00:30:31,458 --> 00:30:33,250 At ease. 'Shun. At ease. 'Shun. 679 00:30:33,417 --> 00:30:34,667 Still in dreamland. 680 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,375 - Do you dream? - Yes, sir. 681 00:30:36,542 --> 00:30:37,667 - What about? - Blood. 682 00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:38,833 - Whose? - Mine. 683 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,167 Timorous, spirit of aggression needs rousing here, Sergeant. 684 00:30:41,333 --> 00:30:42,917 You should dream of the enemy's blood. 685 00:30:43,083 --> 00:30:44,458 Now, then, close your eyes. What's the first thing 686 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:45,542 - comes into your head? - Blood. 687 00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:46,542 - Whose? - Yours. 688 00:30:46,708 --> 00:30:47,500 Fine. Huh? 689 00:30:47,667 --> 00:30:48,708 Uh... M-M-Mine! Mine, sir. 690 00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:50,083 - The "emeny's." - Be decisive! 691 00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:51,625 Try sleeping on your stomach. 692 00:30:51,792 --> 00:30:54,708 Proper rest plus exercise equals integrated instincts. 693 00:30:57,042 --> 00:30:57,917 Who are you? 694 00:30:58,083 --> 00:30:59,958 4277312, Private Sage, C, sir. 695 00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:00,958 Now, say it backwards. 696 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,375 Uh... Uh... 697 00:31:02,542 --> 00:31:03,417 Come on, come on, come on! 698 00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:04,417 3-1-2... 699 00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:05,792 Uh...7-3...3-7... 700 00:31:05,958 --> 00:31:07,125 If you can't think backwards, 701 00:31:07,292 --> 00:31:08,500 how do you expect to think the proper way? 702 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,000 Watch this man, Sergeant. 703 00:31:10,167 --> 00:31:12,042 Rigid mental processes achieve flexibility. Flexibility 704 00:31:12,208 --> 00:31:14,917 plus discipline equals common and initiative. 705 00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:16,042 It does, sir? 706 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,667 I mean, it does, sir. 707 00:31:17,833 --> 00:31:18,792 It does, yes. 708 00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:20,500 - You . - Yes? 709 00:31:20,667 --> 00:31:22,083 What? Who are you? 710 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,625 James Bailey. BSc, Economics. 711 00:31:23,792 --> 00:31:25,042 - Your number. - I'm not proud of it. 712 00:31:25,208 --> 00:31:27,083 It was given to me. I earned my degree. 713 00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:28,208 Your rank! 714 00:31:28,375 --> 00:31:29,542 Well, that's a matter of opinion. 715 00:31:29,708 --> 00:31:30,917 Look at this man! 716 00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:32,333 You've nothing to complain of. 717 0