Deadpool

552 00:32:21,308 --> 00:32:22,640 Excellent for the immune system. 553 00:32:22,642 --> 00:32:24,742 Jesus Christ. You sound like Vanessa. 554 00:32:24,744 --> 00:32:27,128 Here, check it out. 555 00:32:27,129 --> 00:32:29,513 She's sending away for all these colorful clinic brochures. 556 00:32:29,516 --> 00:32:31,716 I'm sure they're all FDA approved. 557 00:32:31,718 --> 00:32:34,719 Chechnya. Isn't that where you go to get cancer? 558 00:32:34,721 --> 00:32:37,855 You got China and Central Mexico. 559 00:32:37,857 --> 00:32:40,325 You know how they say "cancer" in Spanish? 560 00:32:40,327 --> 00:32:41,859 No. 561 00:32:41,861 --> 00:32:43,595 - <i>El Cancer.</i> - Oh. 562 00:32:43,597 --> 00:32:45,863 I could have guessed that. 563 00:32:45,865 --> 00:32:47,432 Look how happy you look here. 564 00:32:47,434 --> 00:32:49,000 Mind if I keep this? Put it up, 565 00:32:49,002 --> 00:32:51,903 so I can remember when you looked alive. 566 00:32:51,905 --> 00:32:53,905 At least now I'm gonna win the dead pool. 567 00:32:53,907 --> 00:32:56,708 Now that you're gonna die tragically of cancer. 568 00:32:56,710 --> 00:32:58,610 I got it, Weas. Thanks. 569 00:32:58,612 --> 00:33:01,012 Oh. 570 00:33:01,014 --> 00:33:03,715 And, uh, that guy over there came in looking for you. 571 00:33:03,717 --> 00:33:06,651 Real Grim Reaper type. 572 00:33:06,653 --> 00:33:08,686 I don't know. Might further the plot. 573 00:33:12,692 --> 00:33:13,791 Boothe. 574 00:33:13,793 --> 00:33:14,959 Wade. 575 00:33:20,267 --> 00:33:21,699 Mr. Wilson. 576 00:33:21,701 --> 00:33:22,900 How can I help you? 577 00:33:22,902 --> 00:33:25,670 Besides luring children into a panel van. 578 00:33:25,672 --> 00:33:29,440 I understand you've recently been diagnosed with terminal cancer. 579 00:33:29,442 --> 00:33:30,608 Stalker alert. 580 00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:33,511 It's my job. Recruitment. 581 00:33:33,513 --> 00:33:36,948 I'm sorry you've had such a tough go. 582 00:33:36,950 --> 00:33:39,417 But you're a fighter. Special Forces. 583 00:33:39,419 --> 00:33:42,320 41 confirmed kills. 584 00:33:42,322 --> 00:33:43,688 One every seven weeks. 585 00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:46,724 Same rate most folks get a haircut. Hmm... 586 00:33:46,726 --> 00:33:47,992 It's to wash the taste out. 587 00:33:47,994 --> 00:33:51,562 It's tough to forget being so impressive. 588 00:33:51,564 --> 00:33:53,598 And now you spend your days 589 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,600 sticking up for the little people... 590 00:33:55,602 --> 00:33:57,602 People change. What do you want? 591 00:33:57,604 --> 00:34:00,738 I represent an organization that may be able to help. 592 00:34:02,609 --> 00:34:06,844 What if I told you we can cure your cancer? 593 00:34:06,846 --> 00:34:11,015 And what's more, give you abilities most men only dream of? 594 00:34:14,688 --> 00:34:16,587 I'd say that you sound like an infomercial, 595 00:34:16,589 --> 00:34:18,756 but not a good one, like Slap Chop. 596 00:34:18,758 --> 00:34:20,491 More Shake Weight-y. 597 00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:23,561 The world needs extraordinary soldiers. 598 00:34:23,563 --> 00:34:25,697 We won't just make you better. 599 00:34:25,699 --> 00:34:28,766 We will make you better than better. 600 00:34:29,703 --> 00:34:31,369 A superhero. 601 00:34:31,371 --> 00:34:34,105 Look, Agent Smith, 602 00:34:34,107 --> 00:34:36,741 I tried the hero business and it left a mark. 603 00:34:36,743 --> 00:34:39,510 But if I ever hit "Fuck it," I'll look you up. 604 00:34:40,013 --> 00:34:41,779 Oh, um... 605 00:34:41,781 --> 00:34:43,481 Shit. We're within 500 yards of a school, 606 00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:44,716 so you may wanna, you know... 607 00:34:49,656 --> 00:34:50,922 His drink's on him. 608 00:34:56,596 --> 00:34:58,429 What did he say? 609 00:35:20,887 --> 00:35:22,620 Hey, what's going on? 610 00:35:22,622 --> 00:35:25,022 Hey. Sorry. 611 00:35:26,526 --> 00:35:29,427 I had a Liam Neeson nightmare. 612 00:35:29,429 --> 00:35:30,895 I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter 613 00:35:30,897 --> 00:35:32,630 and he just wasn't having it. 614 00:35:40,173 --> 00:35:45,510 Hey, uh, they've made three of those movies. 615 00:35:45,512 --> 00:35:48,713 At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent. 616 00:35:48,715 --> 00:35:49,781 Hmm. 617 00:36:02,962 --> 00:36:06,964 <i>The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you...</i> 618 00:36:06,966 --> 00:36:10,101 <i>but what it does to the people you love.</i> 619 00:36:10,103 --> 00:36:12,804 <i>Who knew if this guy could save my life...</i> 620 00:36:12,806 --> 00:36:15,940 <i>but I knew there was only one way that I could save hers.</i> 621 00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:21,946 <i>Isn't that what superheroes do?</i> 622 00:36:34,16...