Deadpool & Wolverine

00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:10,750 Fair warning, gorgeous. 711 00:39:10,917 --> 00:39:12,875 You're going to encounter some indelicate language... 712 00:39:13,042 --> 00:39:15,375 a smidge of ass play, but we've been prohibited... 713 00:39:15,542 --> 00:39:16,917 from using cocaine. On camera. 714 00:39:17,083 --> 00:39:17,917 They're coming. 715 00:39:18,167 --> 00:39:19,667 Who's "they?" 716 00:39:26,250 --> 00:39:27,667 Oh, they're driving angry. 717 00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:35,542 Now that's a superhero landing. 718 00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:43,750 I got this. 719 00:40:07,417 --> 00:40:08,250 Stay close. 720 00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:09,750 Aye, aye, Cap'n. 721 00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:12,292 You got this. 722 00:40:14,625 --> 00:40:18,042 Cassandra is gonna be giddy when she sees what we caught. 723 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,083 You can't run. 724 00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:21,458 Everybody knows that. 725 00:40:21,625 --> 00:40:23,750 You see anyone runnin', dick for brains? 726 00:40:24,875 --> 00:40:26,542 You're not gonna love what happens next. 727 00:40:26,708 --> 00:40:28,167 Oh. Oh, my God. 728 00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:29,458 Oh, my God. 729 00:40:29,625 --> 00:40:31,833 - Oh, my God, he's gonna say it. - Ah! Fuck. 730 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,125 - Oh, my God! He's gonna say it! - Say what? 731 00:40:34,292 --> 00:40:35,292 Avengers, assemble... 732 00:40:35,458 --> 00:40:36,708 - Flame on! - I'm sorry, what now? 733 00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:00,667 Fuck! 734 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:06,583 We don't know that guy. 735 00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:07,625 We thought we did. 736 00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:09,292 I know you. 737 00:41:10,042 --> 00:41:10,875 Holy... 738 00:41:13,417 --> 00:41:14,458 Sabretooth. 739 00:41:15,167 --> 00:41:16,000 Your brother. 740 00:41:16,917 --> 00:41:18,875 Ready to die? 741 00:41:19,042 --> 00:41:21,292 Wait, wait, wait! Time! 742 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,542 You look ridiculous. 743 00:41:23,792 --> 00:41:26,292 People have waited decades for this fight. 744 00:41:26,458 --> 00:41:28,125 It's not gonna be easy. Baby Knife. 745 00:41:28,292 --> 00:41:30,042 Shoot the double, you take him down. 746 00:41:30,208 --> 00:41:32,208 Side control, then full mount... 747 00:41:32,375 --> 00:41:35,333 and you ground and pound till he makes no sound because he's dead. 748 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:36,333 Shut the fuck up! 749 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:37,458 Oh, my God! 750 00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:39,250 Okay. Good luck. I'm a huge fan. 751 00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:53,375 What is it, girl? 752 00:41:53,542 --> 00:41:54,667 Is there trouble at the well? 753 00:42:00,875 --> 00:42:01,792 Big trouble. 754 00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:03,542 Behold! 755 00:42:03,708 --> 00:42:06,583 The head of your precious queen... 756 00:42:06,750 --> 00:42:07,750 Furiosa! 757 00:42:08,917 --> 00:42:10,583 I have the Wolverine! 758 00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:13,833 I alone control her! 759 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,917 You come for me... 760 00:42:16,417 --> 00:42:18,792 you come for her. 761 00:42:20,542 --> 00:42:24,167 So sorry. I know it's pronounced "him." I'm gender blind. It's my cross to bear. 762 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:25,292 Who's next? 763 00:42:25,667 --> 00:42:26,708 Toad! 764 00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:27,750 You're up. 765 00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:37,542 - Uh-oh. Oh, holy... - Fuck. 766 00:42:48,458 --> 00:42:50,417 God of Thunder. 767 00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:55,625 How long was I asleep? 768 00:42:55,792 --> 00:42:57,583 Not all of you was asleep. 769 00:42:57,750 --> 00:42:59,125 Don't bother. 770 00:42:59,292 --> 00:43:01,083 They're very thorough. 771 00:43:01,542 --> 00:43:03,583 If you know where we are, start talking. 772 00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:05,333 You're in The Void. 773 00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:07,250 Think of it as purgatory. 774 00:43:08,125 --> 00:43:10,542 Reed called it a metaphysical junkyard. 775 00:43:10,708 --> 00:43:13,833 Where anything useless goes before it gets annihilated forever. 776 00:43:14,375 --> 00:43:18,375 And where the TVA sends people that don't play nice with the rest of the multiverse. 777 00:43:18,542 --> 00:43:19,958 - Like you? - And you. 778 00:43:20,125 --> 00:43:21,500 What does the annihilating? 779 00:43:22,083 --> 00:43:22,917 Alioth. 780 00:43:23,083 --> 00:43:26,750 Alioth is in this thing? From <i>Loki,</i> season one, episode five? 781 00:43:26,917 --> 00:43:28,833 Everyone here is on the run from Alioth. 782 00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:30,958 Most don't make it. 783 00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:32,417 There's a resistance, though. 784 00:43:33,208 --> 00:43:35,958 Other people like us that managed to survive. 785 00:43:36,292 --> 00:43:40,125 They're hidin' out in the borderlands, trying to find a way the fuck outta here. 786 00:43:40,292 --> 00:43:41,...