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419 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:47,169 I have a topic. Which is? 420 00:25:47,253 --> 00:25:49,421 Me. 421 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:53,092 What does that mean? You know, just what I Iove. 422 00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:55,511 My hopes, my dreams. What I Iike to eat. 423 00:25:55,595 --> 00:25:59,223 Who I think is a cunt. My spirituaIity. 424 00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,601 Me. 425 00:26:02,685 --> 00:26:05,354 We need to figure out how to break this down into segments. 426 00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:08,190 This is going be Iive. Yeah, okay. 427 00:26:08,274 --> 00:26:10,859 WeII, um, we have reguIating your moods 428 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:12,694 with a high protein IifestyIe. 429 00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:16,657 Oh, um, I want to do a reenactment. 430 00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:18,450 About what? 431 00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:20,869 Jordana. Jordana who? 432 00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:24,790 Jordana SpangIer. Who is Jordana SpangIer? 433 00:26:30,296 --> 00:26:31,380 A Iiar. 434 00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:40,597 <i>(Gabe)</i> <i>Donna Keever.</i> 435 00:26:43,017 --> 00:26:44,977 We'II be right with you. 436 00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:46,812 AIice's. Huh? 437 00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:49,481 For the reenactments. Oh, right. Where is she? 438 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:51,650 In the booth, recording her theme song. 439 00:27:00,743 --> 00:27:02,911 <i>You should hear</i> <i>these segment ideas.</i> 440 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:06,039 <i>''Matching Colors</i> <i>to Emotions.''</i> <i>Okay.</i> <i>What else?</i> 441 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:08,333 <i>''To Be a Woman.''</i> <i>That one's a song.</i> 442 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:10,878 Something caIIed ''I Can StiII SmeII You.'' 443 00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:13,714 ''Lucky Foods'', ''You Got Everything, I Got Nothing.'' 444 00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:17,176 Can we pIease, um, taIk about this? 445 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:19,887 TaIk about what? 446 00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:22,890 I don't feeI great about where this is going. 447 00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:25,684 How do you feeI about where this is going? 448 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:33,066 I'm gIad we got to do this. I got work to do. 449 00:27:46,873 --> 00:27:48,957 Poor sad eyes. 450 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,876 I miss being around dogs. 451 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,261 I'II take GodziIIa over here. 452 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,055 Get in. [growIing] 453 00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:14,775 You want to taIk camera? 454 00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:18,779 That's the zoom. That's the focus. 455 00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:20,614 Here's the pan. 456 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,701 Yeah? And the tiIt. 457 00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:31,083 And up here's the taIIy Iight. 458 00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:32,918 When that's on, you know it's recording. 459 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:36,964 Do you want to have dinner? I can't. 460 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:39,091 Can it be a work dinner? 461 00:28:39,133 --> 00:28:41,802 Can it not be a work dinner? 462 00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:50,894 It's just a restraining order. It's not a big deaI. 463 00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:54,982 Sounds Iike cops. It's reaI. 464 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:57,693 I can't go within 50 feet of her. 465 00:28:57,777 --> 00:28:59,945 Or SoupIantation. 466 00:29:02,448 --> 00:29:04,992 I've been divorced twice. 467 00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:07,327 ReaIIy? 468 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:09,454 Yeah. 469 00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:11,456 Not twice. I mean three times. 470 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:15,794 I , uh, I Iove too much. 471 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,674 Aw. It's not a good thing. 472 00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:25,345 I have a swing over my bed. 473 00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:28,307 I mean, I-- 474 00:29:28,391 --> 00:29:32,311 I used to, uh-- It's in the garage now. 475 00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:34,396 Can I make an observation? 476 00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:37,482 Sure. 477 00:29:37,525 --> 00:29:39,484 I want you to fuck me so bad. 478 00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:44,531 [both moaning] 479 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:49,494 (AIice singing with music) Hang over. 480 00:30:00,673 --> 00:30:01,757 Hey. 481 00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:15,187 I'm going in there, you guys. 482 00:30:19,692 --> 00:30:21,234 AIice? 483 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:23,362 We need you in hair and makeup. 484 00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:25,864 We're aII very proud of you. 485 00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:29,368 Me, too. 486 00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:32,579 [whispering] You are ready. 487 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:35,207 You are beautifuI. 488 00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:37,542 You are great. 489 00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:40,253 You are nice. <i>ln front</i> <i>of the, uh, lips.</i> 490 00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:45,050 You are edibIe. 491 00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:54,685 This is the best I can do for you, honey. 492 00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:59,106 You shouId go now, AIice.