Robin Williams: An Evening at the Met

you look at Reagan, 561 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,408 he was Disney's last wish, don't you see that? 562 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,533 (laughter) 563 00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:46,768 Just before Disney died he went, 564 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,609 "Make a president." (exhales) 565 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,149 And all the cartoon characters went, 566 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:53,650 "Yeah, you heard what he said, come on everybody. 567 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,778 "Goofy, you be Secretary of the Interior." 568 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,253 - "Uh-huh." - "Come on!" 569 00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:58,687 (laughter and applause) 570 00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,349 He's got that look! 571 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:03,695 There it is. 572 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:09,565 - The way he moves. - (cheering and applause) 573 00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:11,870 It's strange, though. 574 00:21:13,639 --> 00:21:15,665 Don't you see the way he moves? 575 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,835 It's like the Lincoln exhibit at Disneyland, don't you see? 576 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,218 When he gets up it's like (imitating mechanical buzzing). 577 00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:25,650 I just want you to know that... (imitating mechanical buzzing). 578 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:26,682 (laughter) 579 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,179 I'll be right with the question for 580 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,415 (imitating mechanical buzzing). 581 00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:32,367 You expect to see Jim Henson behind a curtain going, 582 00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:35,361 "You moved him too far! Move his arms!" 583 00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:37,759 "I want you to know, the budget's balanced now." 584 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:38,990 (laughter) 585 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:40,709 Don't you see, one day he's gonna break down 586 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:41,843 in the middle of a press conference. 587 00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:44,045 It'll be, "Well, I..." (imitating robot shutting down). 588 00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:47,471 (laughter and applause) 589 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,804 He has to go now. 590 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,639 Basically, it's summit time again. 591 00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:54,679 A summit, a summit is a strange thing 592 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,024 where they talk about nuclear arms. 593 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,626 It's a strange thing, it's like two lepers 594 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,312 hand-wrestling, you know what I'm saying? 595 00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:01,732 Every time you push something wrong, boom, it falls apart. 596 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:04,052 They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament. 597 00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:06,621 This is also like talking about partial circumcision. 598 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:07,959 - A strange thing. - (laughter) 599 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,871 You either go all the way or fucking forget it, 600 00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:11,339 - you know what I'm saying? - (laughter) 601 00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:12,841 And they go to Geneva, where you sit down, 602 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,865 you buy some chocolate, have a few watches and say, 603 00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:17,869 hey fuck it, we can't do anything, I'm outta here, okay? 604 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:19,748 No, I'm saying you're gonna have a summit, 605 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,297 you better do it in Carmine's Clam Bar 606 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,306 down in the village, you know what I'm saying? 607 00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:24,753 Get a couple of people named Vinny to go, 608 00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,541 "Sit the fuck down." 609 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,376 - (laughter) - You get over there, 610 00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:32,344 you sit down with a couple of guys with a middle name "the," 611 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:33,995 you know like Johnny the Fish, Jimmy the Squirrel. 612 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,715 And you come over here, you know? 613 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,381 "Hey Mr. Reagan, let me get you some clams, okay? 614 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,657 "Ron, Gorbachev, what's this, a map of Albania? 615 00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:42,404 "Wipe that shit off, okay, come over here. 616 00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:44,624 - (laughter) - "Over here. 617 00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:46,908 "The two of you, sit down. What are you doing over here? 618 00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:48,777 "Come here, what is this, what, is your hair from Big Boy? 619 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,326 "Come over here, sit down. 620 00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:52,080 "Let me get you, Gorbachev you want some red wine? 621 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:54,369 "Let me guess, yeah, you dig, come over here. 622 00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:55,951 "The two of you, you work this shit out or you wake up 623 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:58,376 "in the trunk of a car, you know what I'm saying? 624 00:22:58,510 --> 00:22:59,375 "You gotta divide i