...All the Marbles

626 00:39:23,795 --> 00:39:25,564 'How'd you like to work in there?' 627 00:39:25,631 --> 00:39:28,099 Alright, tell me, Earl, what's the deal. 628 00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:32,303 Oh, well, you'll be fighting the local champs. 629 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:35,674 The creatures from the Black Lagoon. 630 00:39:35,741 --> 00:39:37,709 I came up with that name myself, ladies. 631 00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:39,478 - Oh. - That is very catchy. 632 00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:41,580 Thank you. It's all for a worthy cause. 633 00:39:41,647 --> 00:39:43,649 This year, we're gonna add a rec room 634 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:45,216 onto the American Legion Hall. 635 00:39:45,283 --> 00:39:46,585 - No kidding. - Yeah. 636 00:39:46,652 --> 00:39:48,620 You'll be surprised how ping pong 637 00:39:48,687 --> 00:39:50,856 can add some fun to an old soldier's life. 638 00:39:50,922 --> 00:39:52,691 - Oh I bet. - Right this way. 639 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:56,562 Come on ladies, this way. 640 00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:59,898 The Ladies Auxillary pitched in and painted the benches. 641 00:39:59,965 --> 00:40:02,501 All I want know is, where's the ring. 642 00:40:02,568 --> 00:40:04,235 Oh, no ring? 643 00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:06,705 You're gonna wrestle in that mud hole over there. 644 00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:08,707 - Mud hole? - 'Oh, yeah.' 645 00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:11,577 'It's become an annual highlight of the carnival.' 646 00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:14,913 'Ah, by the way, I do a little joke every year.' 647 00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:17,382 I come out before the bout, and I say 648 00:40:17,449 --> 00:40:21,086 "Now, girls, I want a good, clean fight." 649 00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:23,489 'See, the fight's in mud.' 650 00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:25,991 That always gets a good laugh from the crowd. 651 00:40:28,293 --> 00:40:30,261 I came up with that line myself. 652 00:40:31,997 --> 00:40:35,000 Yeah, well you can do something else by yourself. 653 00:40:35,066 --> 00:40:38,269 Think about it. Come on, Mol, let's get the hell outta here. 654 00:40:38,336 --> 00:40:39,638 - Ah! - Creep. 655 00:40:39,705 --> 00:40:41,673 - Did-did you see-- - Alright, just relax. 656 00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:43,575 I'm gonna take care of everything. 657 00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:46,077 That's no way to talk to a Lieutenant Governor 658 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:47,579 of the Kiwanis Club. 659 00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:50,115 - Alright, relax girl. - Where the hell have you been? 660 00:40:50,181 --> 00:40:52,851 Relax, come on, calm down. Hey! 661 00:40:52,918 --> 00:40:55,821 Calm down. It's a little mud, it'll wash off. 662 00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:58,423 What about the embarrassment? That doesn't wash off so easy. 663 00:40:58,490 --> 00:41:01,693 Do you think that I knew that you're gonna fight in mud? 664 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,428 - Yes. - Seriously? 665 00:41:03,495 --> 00:41:05,163 This is a career move. 666 00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:07,132 Rolling in mud is a career move? 667 00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:11,436 Very important. Because it establishes a new price for us. 668 00:41:11,503 --> 00:41:15,607 We can point to a contract. We got it here in black and white. 669 00:41:15,674 --> 00:41:17,843 We're getting $500 a night. 670 00:41:17,909 --> 00:41:21,479 - For...get it. - No one's gonna see you. 671 00:41:21,547 --> 00:41:23,915 And now really, look at this dump. 672 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:25,416 Who's here? 673 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:28,887 Trust me, girls. It's not gonna be on the Wide World of Sports. 674 00:41:28,954 --> 00:41:32,323 We're not going into the goddamn mud pit, and that's it! 675 00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:34,593 I'm not turning myself into a sideshow freak 676 00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:36,294 for you or anybody else. 677 00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:38,363 - No way. - Hey! 678 00:41:38,429 --> 00:41:41,432 Every time you walk into the ring, you're a freak. 679 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:44,736 And that's what a wrestler is. 680 00:41:44,803 --> 00:41:47,372 You didn't sign up to be the Queen of England 681 00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:49,741 so get off your high horse. 682 00:41:49,808 --> 00:41:52,611 'So you jump in a little mud. Big deal!' 683 00:41:53,979 --> 00:41:56,682 'You're costing us five bills.' 684 00:41:56,748 --> 00:41:59,885 - 'Five! F-I-V-E.' - We're not interested, Harry. 685 00:41:59,951 --> 00:42:03,054 Not today, not tomorrow, not ever. 686 00:42:03,121 --> 00:42:04,790 E-V-E-R, ever. 687 00:42:08,694 --> 00:42:10,461 Ladies, you wanna pay.. 688 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:14,265 Ladies, you're not paying attention. Only two in the ring. 689 00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:16,334 - You out. - You in. 690 00:42:16,401 --> 00:42:18,970 Oh, my god, no. 691 00:42:21,406 --> 00:42:22,908 'Somebody help him.' 692 00:42:22,974 --> 00:42:2