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00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:17,923 The engineer will cue you when he is ready. 753 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:19,360 You good? You need a coffee or anything? 754 00:29:19,384 --> 00:29:20,759 No, I'm good. All right, great. 755 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,760 So, 756 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,180 are you okay now? 757 00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:27,350 I saw you yelling on the phone earlier. 758 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:28,850 No, I'm fine. 759 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:31,646 What's on your mind? 760 00:29:31,729 --> 00:29:33,690 Ask me a question. Interview me. 761 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,148 Get in my business. 762 00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:37,527 That's what I'm trying to do. What happened? 763 00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:39,987 Okay. Let me ask you a question. 764 00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:43,324 If a guy you loved gave you a wedding ring, 765 00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:46,369 a ring you said you've always wanted, 766 00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,492 would you exchange it because your boss told you to? 767 00:29:48,538 --> 00:29:50,872 Why'd you change the rings without talking to me? 768 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:53,000 Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry. 769 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,167 I meant to tell you. 770 00:29:54,251 --> 00:29:55,532 I've been so busy, I just forgot. 771 00:29:56,504 --> 00:29:57,755 How does that make you feel? 772 00:29:57,838 --> 00:29:59,047 I didn't say it was me, 773 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,049 I just said if a guy you loved... 774 00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:03,927 So this guy I love... 775 00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:05,471 Which ring did he get me? 776 00:30:05,555 --> 00:30:07,889 The network, those jerks, 777 00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:09,867 they just thought they weren't camera-friendly enough, 778 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,287 and I would have never allowed them to do it 779 00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:13,396 if I thought there was gonna be a problem. 780 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,897 She's a reality star. Everything's for sale. 781 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,858 Everything's not for sale. 782 00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:21,446 Okay! You ready? 783 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:24,990 What's up? This is Andre Allen 784 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:27,618 and when I listen to satellite radio, 785 00:30:27,702 --> 00:30:30,954 I listen to Sirius Hits One. 786 00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:34,459 That's, um, that's good, just, uh... 787 00:30:34,542 --> 00:30:35,742 Just make it a little funnier. 788 00:30:36,711 --> 00:30:38,837 Funnier? You're a funny guy. 789 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,383 Make it more funny. 790 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:44,885 Okay. 791 00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,388 Hey, wassup, this is Andre Allen 792 00:30:47,472 --> 00:30:49,766 and when I listen to satellite radio, 793 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,892 I listen to Sirius Hits One! 794 00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:57,398 Just, you know, say... Just put a little, uh... 795 00:30:57,482 --> 00:30:58,482 Put a little stank on it. 796 00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:00,777 Stank? 797 00:31:01,902 --> 00:31:03,613 Stank. Stank. 798 00:31:03,696 --> 00:31:05,989 Stank? Give it stank. 799 00:31:06,073 --> 00:31:08,493 Okay, I don't really know what you mean. 800 00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:09,827 Uh, could you show me? 801 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:14,415 You're the funny... I'm not... Okay, all right. It's like... 802 00:31:14,499 --> 00:31:17,918 Hey! This is Andre Allen, 803 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:21,672 and when I listen to satellite radio... Whoa! 804 00:31:21,756 --> 00:31:24,425 I listen to Sirius Hits One! Whoo! 805 00:31:24,509 --> 00:31:26,176 It's a brand new movie. 806 00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:28,554 <i>Uprize? Uprize. Uprize.</i> 807 00:31:28,638 --> 00:31:30,305 It's in theaters today. 808 00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:32,224 You're playin' a Haitian revolutionary? 809 00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:34,267 This is a... Homosexuals. 810 00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:36,103 Homosexual radio station. Yeah. 811 00:31:36,186 --> 00:31:37,246 I just want to say, "What's up?" 812 00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:39,189 to all my Haitian fans 813 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:40,775 that listen to Opie and Anthony. 814 00:31:40,858 --> 00:31:42,251 First of all, who's going to believe 815 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:44,986 that Hammy the Bear is a revolutionary out of Haiti? 816 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,947 Hammy's not in the movie. 817 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:48,533 They should let children out of school 818 00:31:48,616 --> 00:31:50,618 to see this movie. They should show it in school. 819 00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:53,454 First hundred gay people 820 00:31:53,538 --> 00:31:55,997 get three dollars off their tickets. 821 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:58,418 If you look at my comedy, it was always serious. 822 00:31:58,501 --> 00:32:00,293 Just prove your gayness... 823 00:32:00,377 --> 00:32:01,855 How do we prove we'