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591 00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:04,164 - Doris! How are you? - You look great! 592 00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:07,450 - This is Nat. - Hi, Nat. So, what are you up to? 593 00:40:07,542 --> 00:40:11,867 - I work for an importer. And you? - I write for a travel magazine. 594 00:40:11,958 --> 00:40:15,205 - You must get a lot of free travel. - Tell me about it. 595 00:40:15,292 --> 00:40:17,531 Our 727 crash landing in Dubrovnik! 596 00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:20,623 - Eddie! - Look what the cat dragged in! 597 00:40:20,708 --> 00:40:23,790 - This is Lenore, my wife. - Pleased to meet you. 598 00:40:23,875 --> 00:40:27,916 - What are you up to? - We got four kids, two on the way. 599 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,453 What do you do when you're not procreating? 600 00:40:30,542 --> 00:40:32,165 I forget. 601 00:40:32,250 --> 00:40:35,781 I'm a dentist. That's it. Have you seen Jay Tepper over there? 602 00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:38,956 - I don't believe this. - Lee, how are you? 603 00:40:39,042 --> 00:40:42,123 - What are you doing these days? - I'm hangin' in there. 604 00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:44,744 Still running track and killing the girls? 605 00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:46,871 I'm long married. 606 00:40:46,958 --> 00:40:49,198 This is Marion, speaking of married. 607 00:40:49,292 --> 00:40:51,910 - Where is your wife? - She has shingles. 608 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,907 Psychological. 609 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,330 - You're not a shrink? - No, I'm not. I'm a psychoanalyst. 610 00:40:57,417 --> 00:40:59,822 Psychoanalyst? Can you believe that? 611 00:40:59,917 --> 00:41:01,954 - Give me a call. - Give you a call? 612 00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:06,035 Monroe Gordon and his lovely wife, Dana. 613 00:41:06,125 --> 00:41:08,614 Monroe, whom you remember as Nathan Detroit 614 00:41:08,708 --> 00:41:10,746 in our production of Guys And Dolls, 615 00:41:10,833 --> 00:41:13,915 and who has gone on to a highly successful singing career. 616 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,197 Broadway, 617 00:41:15,292 --> 00:41:20,447 Atlantic City, Carlton's Restaurant off the Sunrise Highway... 618 00:41:22,042 --> 00:41:24,116 and the Sunrise Lounge. 619 00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:28,331 Monroe's going to sing a song that was made very popular 620 00:41:28,417 --> 00:41:30,242 during our high school years. 621 00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:02,917 What happened to all my classmates? 622 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,330 Everyone's so mature-looking and overweight. 623 00:42:06,417 --> 00:42:08,454 I didn't age that much. 624 00:42:08,542 --> 00:42:10,911 Unless I did and I can't see it. 625 00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:15,578 All these dentists and veterinarians and antique dealers. 626 00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:19,577 Capped teeth and bald heads, grey hairs coming in. 627 00:42:19,667 --> 00:42:21,704 Sam Jablon has that rug on. 628 00:42:21,792 --> 00:42:26,117 It looks like it fell on his head from a window and nobody told him. 629 00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:28,875 Some dead already. Annette DeAngelo, 630 00:42:28,958 --> 00:42:32,158 breasts I once caressed lying cold in the ground. 631 00:42:33,292 --> 00:42:36,124 God, how I wanted to sleep with Polly Weiss. 632 00:42:36,208 --> 00:42:38,448 Now she's turned into her mother. 633 00:42:38,542 --> 00:42:42,784 And Freddie Kaplan's my age! He could be my father's pinochle partner. 634 00:42:42,875 --> 00:42:45,245 I'm fucking Prufrock! 635 00:42:45,333 --> 00:42:48,284 I gotta change my life before it's too late. 636 00:42:49,417 --> 00:42:51,454 Pardon me? 637 00:42:51,542 --> 00:42:53,579 I'm not happy, Jay. 638 00:42:53,667 --> 00:42:56,618 I married too young. 639 00:42:56,708 --> 00:43:00,489 Neither of us had the chance to live, to explore. 640 00:43:00,583 --> 00:43:03,581 Lee, these aren't exactly my office hours. 641 00:43:03,667 --> 00:43:06,949 I'm talking to you, Jay, while there's still time. 642 00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:10,490 I just turned 40, I don't wanna look up at 50 643 00:43:10,583 --> 00:43:15,122 and find I measured out my fuckin' life with a coffee spoon. 644 00:43:15,208 --> 00:43:17,246 Try and relax. 645 00:43:18,125 --> 00:43:20,744 And, er... put the vodka down. 646 00:43:20,833 --> 00:43:25,953 I mean, Robin's lovely, you know, she's a little neurotic, but... 647 00:43:26,042 --> 00:43:29,538 I don't wanna spend my life the husband of a schoolteacher 648 00:43:29,625 --> 00:43:34,413 writing the occasional travel piece and... 649 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:37,202 and never knowing what it's like 650 00:43:37,292 --> 00:43:40,704 to make love to that amazing, sleazy blonde 651 00:43:40,792 --> 00:43:43,245 that's married to Monroe Gordon. 652 00:43:44,167 --> 00:43:45,992 And the truth is 653 00:43:46,083 --> 00:43:48,951 that Robin is dull in bed. 654 00:43:49,042 --> 00:43:51,495 Fuckin