Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

- (ALL AGREEING) - (GUNS COCKING) 684 00:41:47,089 --> 00:41:48,090 (WHISTLES) 685 00:41:50,759 --> 00:41:53,011 Put your damn guns down! 686 00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:54,429 Whoa! Whoa! 687 00:41:54,596 --> 00:41:58,058 There must be some kind of peaceful resolution to this, fellas. 688 00:41:58,225 --> 00:42:00,936 Or even a violent one where I'm standing over there. 689 00:42:01,103 --> 00:42:02,104 (SNARLS) 690 00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:07,192 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 691 00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:08,777 (GROANS) 692 00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:12,197 (SIGHS) 693 00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:14,408 (GROANS) 694 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,748 Well, hello, boys. 695 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:26,920 (SPITS) 696 00:42:27,421 --> 00:42:29,005 It's not ripe. 697 00:42:29,631 --> 00:42:31,591 (GEORGE HARRISON'S "MY SWEET LORD" PLAYING) 698 00:42:40,976 --> 00:42:42,394 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 699 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,262 Welcome, everyone, to my world. 700 00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:19,848 QUILL: Wow. You have your own planet? 701 00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:23,727 Come on. No larger than your Earth's Moon. 702 00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,437 Humility. 703 00:43:25,604 --> 00:43:26,980 I like it. 704 00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:29,733 I, too, am extraordinarily humble. 705 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:38,909 (LAUGHING) 706 00:44:12,234 --> 00:44:16,363 You own a planet and can destroy two dozen spaceships without a suit. 707 00:44:16,947 --> 00:44:18,740 What are you exactly? 708 00:44:19,908 --> 00:44:23,161 I'm what's called a Celestial, sweetheart. 709 00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:26,998 A Celestial, like a god? 710 00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:30,752 Mmm, small "g," son. 711 00:44:30,877 --> 00:44:33,713 At least on the days I'm feeling humble as Drax. 712 00:44:33,797 --> 00:44:34,798 (EGO CHUCKLING) 713 00:44:45,058 --> 00:44:46,059 QUILL: Whoa! 714 00:44:48,144 --> 00:44:51,481 I don't know where I came from exactly. 715 00:44:51,648 --> 00:44:53,608 First thing I remember is flickering... 716 00:44:54,234 --> 00:44:56,069 adrift in the cosmos utterly... 717 00:44:57,070 --> 00:44:59,531 and entirely alone. 718 00:45:00,699 --> 00:45:02,534 Over millions of years... 719 00:45:02,742 --> 00:45:06,288 I learned to control the molecules around me. 720 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:09,708 I grew smarter and stronger. 721 00:45:11,751 --> 00:45:14,713 And I continued building from there... 722 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,007 layer by layer... 723 00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:19,759 the very planet you walk on now. 724 00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:21,219 Whoa. 725 00:45:21,803 --> 00:45:22,971 But I wanted more. 726 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,849 I desired... 727 00:45:26,308 --> 00:45:27,475 meaning. 728 00:45:28,685 --> 00:45:32,647 "There must be some life out there in the universe... 729 00:45:32,814 --> 00:45:35,567 "besides just me," I thought. 730 00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:39,779 And so, I set myself the task of finding it. 731 00:45:40,113 --> 00:45:41,573 I created... 732 00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:45,368 what I imagined biological life to be like... 733 00:45:45,535 --> 00:45:49,289 down to the most minute detail. 734 00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:51,750 Did you make a penis? 735 00:45:51,917 --> 00:45:53,126 Dude! 736 00:45:53,293 --> 00:45:54,502 What is wrong with you? 737 00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:57,672 If he is a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? 738 00:45:57,839 --> 00:45:58,840 He would smush her! 739 00:45:59,466 --> 00:46:00,467 (QUILL GROANS) 740 00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:03,261 I don't need to hear how my parents... 741 00:46:04,512 --> 00:46:05,513 Why? 742 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:07,891 My father would tell the story 743 00:46:07,974 --> 00:46:09,893 of impregnating my mother every winter solstice. 744 00:46:10,060 --> 00:46:11,478 That's disgusting. 745 00:46:11,645 --> 00:46:13,063 It was beautiful. 746 00:46:14,356 --> 00:46:15,857 You Earthers have hang-ups. 747 00:46:16,399 --> 00:46:18,485 Yes, Drax, I got a penis. 748 00:46:18,735 --> 00:46:20,362 Ha! Thank you! 749 00:46:20,528 --> 00:46:21,655 It's not half bad. 750 00:46:21,863 --> 00:46:23,239 - Oh. - Ugh. 751 00:46:23,531 --> 00:46:27,035 I've also got pain receptors, and a digestive system... 752 00:46:27,202 --> 00:46:28,954 and all the accompanying junk. 753 00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:34,084 I wanted to experience what it truly meant to be human... 754 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:37,253 as I set out amongst the stars... 755 00:46:37,921 --> 00:46:40,131 until I found... 756 00:46:40,298 --> 00:46:41,967 what I sought. 757 00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:44,719 Life. 758 00:46:46,429 --> 00:46:48,765 I was not alone in the universe after all. 759 00:46:55,563 --> 00:46:57,399 When did you meet my mother? 760 00:47:01,569 --> 00:47:03,238 Not long after. 761 00:47:08,994 --> 00:47:13,665 It was ...