Kicking and Screaming

with a nose ring. 477 00:30:03,443 --> 00:30:05,343 Yeah. I'm probably gonna get one. 478 00:30:05,445 --> 00:30:08,505 Yeah. It would have to be something, like, right here. Right in the center. 479 00:30:08,615 --> 00:30:12,881 - But that would give you a tribal look. - Yeah. That's nice. Thank you. I think that's a good suggestion. 480 00:30:12,986 --> 00:30:17,184 Look at this girl. God, I'd like to fuck the dickens out of her, if you know what I mean. 481 00:30:17,290 --> 00:30:19,622 No, I have no idea what you mean. 482 00:30:22,429 --> 00:30:25,592 Well, if it isn't fuck suck ass shit cock! 483 00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:29,358 - That's Fish. He's pretty cool. - Yeah. 484 00:30:30,904 --> 00:30:33,464 <i>I.D. I.D.</i> 485 00:30:33,573 --> 00:30:36,098 They wouldn't let you in either, huh? 486 00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:38,507 No. I - I lost my wallet. 487 00:30:38,612 --> 00:30:41,604 Well, I gave my fake I.D. to my friend... 488 00:30:41,715 --> 00:30:44,809 and now she's in there partying while I'm out here. 489 00:30:44,918 --> 00:30:48,183 <i>- I.D. - Do you have a fake I. D?</i> 490 00:30:48,288 --> 00:30:51,451 No. I, uh - I have a real I.D. 491 00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:54,049 - You're 21? - Two. 492 00:30:55,128 --> 00:30:57,426 Wow. Old Man River. 493 00:30:57,531 --> 00:31:00,500 <i>Let's move it, people. I.D.</i> 494 00:31:11,011 --> 00:31:13,536 <i>There's an '80s party in the dorms.</i> 495 00:31:13,647 --> 00:31:16,445 You have work to do, as do I. 496 00:31:16,550 --> 00:31:19,713 - Sweetie, we shouldn't be out so late. - I'm going. 497 00:31:19,820 --> 00:31:21,845 - I'll - I'll go. - You'll go? Great. 498 00:31:21,955 --> 00:31:24,947 - You're right. - What -What dorm? 499 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:29,387 Think I flew off the handle there? 500 00:31:29,496 --> 00:31:31,464 I think you were fine. 501 00:31:35,535 --> 00:31:37,765 Skippy, get me a drink, huh? 502 00:31:37,871 --> 00:31:39,771 Thanks. 503 00:31:42,175 --> 00:31:44,143 Ceiling. 504 00:31:48,882 --> 00:31:50,850 Books. 505 00:31:53,854 --> 00:31:55,788 As I Lay Dying. 506 00:32:00,393 --> 00:32:02,554 <i>Heart of Darkness.</i> 507 00:32:30,290 --> 00:32:32,690 - Hello. - Max. 508 00:32:32,792 --> 00:32:35,158 When Josie and the Pussycats were in outer space... 509 00:32:35,262 --> 00:32:37,730 what was the name of the puffy guy who flew? 510 00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:41,232 - Bleep Bleep. - Great. Thanks. 511 00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:42,995 It was bothering me. 512 00:32:43,103 --> 00:32:46,436 - You drunk? - Yeah. 513 00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:48,565 You got a message from your ex-girlfriend. 514 00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:51,371 I should call her. 515 00:32:51,478 --> 00:32:53,537 Got a quarter for me? 516 00:32:55,215 --> 00:32:57,410 Who's that? Jane 2: Electric Boogaloo? 517 00:32:57,517 --> 00:33:01,009 - Yep. - Where are you? 518 00:33:01,121 --> 00:33:03,589 Nowhere. What are you doing? 519 00:33:06,259 --> 00:33:08,193 - Night. - Yeah. See ya. 520 00:33:20,974 --> 00:33:23,067 I gotta go. I gotta sleep with a freshman. 521 00:33:23,176 --> 00:33:26,009 Okay. Me too. Bye-bye. 522 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:36,815 <i>- Don't you have a roommate? - No.</i> 523 00:33:36,923 --> 00:33:41,451 Oh, my Uncle Lee's a therapist. He wrote a note and said that I was mentally unstable. 524 00:33:44,898 --> 00:33:47,389 I hope you don't mind I took my shirt off. 525 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:50,196 Well, maybe just this once. 526 00:33:50,303 --> 00:33:54,433 <i>I really love the blues.</i> 527 00:34:01,047 --> 00:34:02,981 Oh, Amy. 528 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:07,648 I don't know. I've been recently widowed. 529 00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:13,283 Well, you don't have to worry about anything. I'm not gonna leave my boyfriend for your- 530 00:34:15,195 --> 00:34:19,757 It just seems like a college thing to do. 531 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:25,070 - Oh. - Come on. 532 00:34:26,139 --> 00:34:28,767 Be romantically self-destructive with me. 533 00:34:37,884 --> 00:34:40,250 Oh, Amy. 534 00:34:40,353 --> 00:34:42,753 Um, okay. Look. 535 00:34:42,856 --> 00:34:45,950 I'll sleep over, but I won't sleep with you. 536 00:34:47,060 --> 00:34:49,790 You pussy. 537 00:34:49,896 --> 00:34:53,855 Come on, woman. Why don't you take off your skirt. 538 00:35:02,742 --> 00:35:05,074 Hello, my friend. 539 00:35:05,178 --> 00:35:08,170 My little friend. You do nothing. 540 00:35:08,281 --> 00:35:10,943 Max Belmont does nothing. 541 00:35:11,051 --> 00:35:13,952 Oh, Max. Wh-What do you do? 542 00:35:14,054 --> 00:35:16,318 Oh, I - I do nothing. 543 00:35:27,033 --> 00:35:29,433 <i>- Hey. - Oh.</i> 544 00:35:29,536 --> 00:35:33,438 - Do you know him? - Stupid freshmen say hi to everybody. 545 00:35:34,941 --> 00:35:37,535 - You beat off today? - Yeah. You