American Pie 2

00:32:34,246 --> 00:32:36,455 Come on, honey. You can do it. 499 00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:38,183 Come on, Petey. 500 00:32:40,169 --> 00:32:41,853 What the hell. 501 00:32:45,841 --> 00:32:47,425 All right! 502 00:32:47,426 --> 00:32:51,488 All right, Petey! Come on, now! Come on! 503 00:32:52,431 --> 00:32:54,366 Rock and roll! 504 00:33:37,392 --> 00:33:38,410 Thank you! 505 00:33:41,313 --> 00:33:43,332 Thank you, Tall Oaks. You're beautiful. 506 00:33:48,570 --> 00:33:50,589 My name is Petey! 507 00:33:51,573 --> 00:33:54,134 Thank you! 508 00:33:54,827 --> 00:33:57,137 And I have gigantic balls! 509 00:34:14,763 --> 00:34:16,365 Not now! Come back later. Go! 510 00:34:20,227 --> 00:34:22,645 Hey, hey, hey. Come back here! 511 00:34:22,646 --> 00:34:25,982 - I wanna talk to you! - You are so sweet. 512 00:34:25,983 --> 00:34:29,002 He is special. 513 00:34:29,319 --> 00:34:31,546 He's my bitch. 514 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:35,700 Well, Michele has confirmed it. 515 00:34:35,701 --> 00:34:39,203 - I suck. - What? 516 00:34:39,204 --> 00:34:42,081 I gotta get some practice. 517 00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:45,501 Don't worry about it. I mean, that's why we got the house, Jimbo. 518 00:34:45,502 --> 00:34:49,881 We plop a keg on the deck and the girls come in off the beach. 519 00:34:49,882 --> 00:34:53,050 It's like a hummingbird feeder. 520 00:34:53,051 --> 00:34:56,053 - You think so? - I know so. 521 00:34:56,054 --> 00:34:58,073 Guaranteed hotties. 522 00:34:58,348 --> 00:35:00,766 Fellas, nice pad. 523 00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:03,811 Good view, but... 524 00:35:03,812 --> 00:35:07,315 the Sherminator sensors detect no female life forms in the vicinity. 525 00:35:07,316 --> 00:35:11,736 High likelihood of a sausage fest in progress. 526 00:35:11,737 --> 00:35:14,214 The girls are coming. I made some calls. 527 00:35:16,450 --> 00:35:19,785 The Sherminator's got a point, Kev. 528 00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:23,873 Since when do you start listening to the Sherminator? 529 00:35:23,874 --> 00:35:27,835 Since he made me realize there's an abundance of wiener here. 530 00:35:27,836 --> 00:35:30,463 I mean, look around, dude. 531 00:35:30,464 --> 00:35:32,757 All right, now it's your turn. 532 00:35:32,758 --> 00:35:34,818 Come on. There's nothing to tell. 533 00:35:35,761 --> 00:35:38,387 Hey, what's up? What are you guys talking about? 534 00:35:38,388 --> 00:35:40,681 You know, we're just trading war stories about college... 535 00:35:40,682 --> 00:35:43,184 who hooked up with who, who slept with who... 536 00:35:43,185 --> 00:35:45,478 So, Vicky? 537 00:35:45,479 --> 00:35:49,565 Well, there was this one guy. How 'bout you? 538 00:35:49,566 --> 00:35:52,276 You know, there was a few girls... 539 00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:53,361 three. 540 00:35:53,362 --> 00:35:56,340 Look at you. You stud. 541 00:35:57,658 --> 00:35:59,951 All right, Oz. Now that Kevin told us, what about you? 542 00:35:59,952 --> 00:36:03,496 You haven't had the slightest bit of attraction to any girl at school? 543 00:36:03,497 --> 00:36:06,475 Don't you fuckin' say no. I know you did. 544 00:36:07,292 --> 00:36:09,460 Even if I did... 545 00:36:09,461 --> 00:36:12,672 it wouldn't be anything more than just a momentary thing. 546 00:36:12,673 --> 00:36:15,758 Very uninteresting. 547 00:36:15,759 --> 00:36:18,803 How about you, Jessica? How many chicks did you sleep with this year? 548 00:36:18,804 --> 00:36:20,739 Gee, wouldn't you like to know. 549 00:36:22,224 --> 00:36:23,784 Fuck yeah, I would. 550 00:36:25,561 --> 00:36:26,978 Come on, Ozzy. 551 00:36:26,979 --> 00:36:29,480 Yeah, man. Ball. Pool's yours. 552 00:36:29,481 --> 00:36:32,501 - Hey, Vic, you wanna play? - Yeah, sure. You wanna break? 553 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:40,509 Where are the fuckin' females? 554 00:36:41,076 --> 00:36:45,305 Jim, can't you leave your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away. 555 00:36:45,664 --> 00:36:47,599 Dude, give him a break. 556 00:36:49,251 --> 00:36:50,835 Ozzy, go deep. 557 00:36:50,836 --> 00:36:53,522 - Yeah, bro. You playing? - No. 558 00:36:55,883 --> 00:36:58,384 No, keep going. Flank pattern. 559 00:36:58,385 --> 00:37:00,946 - What are you doin'? - Fishin'. 560 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:09,997 Are you okay? 561 00:37:11,607 --> 00:37:15,460 - You okay? - I'm so sorry. Is everybody okay? 562 00:37:22,451 --> 00:37:23,927 Amazing. 563 00:37:26,705 --> 00:37:29,057 The Force is strong in that one. 564 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:31,435 Whoa. 565 00:37:32,377 --> 00:37:37,173 The Sherminator detects serious heat at a distance of two meters. 566 00:37:37,174 --> 00:37:39,234 Preparing to deploy beer. 567 00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:45,890 Dude, let me give you a valuable piece of advice, okay? 568 00:37:45,891 --> 00:37:47,600 Drop ...