Secret Admirer

I want to do what she expects me to do. 443 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,500 I think that you have to let these things happen naturally. 444 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,400 Well, Toni, I'm not a natural guy. 445 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,500 That's true. Michael, I don't know. 446 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,900 I think if it's meant to happen... 447 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,600 between two people, it'll happen. 448 00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:03,400 You can't push it. 449 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,900 Right. 450 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,800 Toni, look, can I tell you something? 451 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,500 But you got to promise not to tell anybody. Anybody. 452 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:13,900 I promise. 453 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:19,200 Well, if you have to get absolutely technical... 454 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,400 I've never really done it. 455 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,900 Oh, come on. 456 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,900 What about you and Carol Lombardo? 457 00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:27,465 What about me and Carol Lombardo? 458 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:29,400 The field trip. She spent the night in your tent... 459 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:31,400 told everybody you guys went all the way. 460 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,400 Yeah, well, Carol Lombardo's idea of going all the way... 461 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,100 is talking about it all night long... 462 00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:37,300 then falling asleep before the big bang. 463 00:33:37,335 --> 00:33:39,500 You never did it? 464 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:42,100 - Really? - Really. 465 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,900 Carol Lombardo really bragged about that night. 466 00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:47,700 I know I'll never forget it. 467 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,700 I've never done it, either. 468 00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:57,800 Oh, get out of here, Toni. 469 00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:00,200 Roger's my best friend. He tells me everything. 470 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:02,500 I went out with Roger exactly two times. 471 00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:03,965 Well, according to Roger... 472 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,800 it wasn't the quantity of time you spent together. 473 00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:07,600 It was the quality of time you spent together. 474 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,800 Apparently, it was pretty high-grade stuff. 475 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,800 What exactly did he say? 476 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,400 Come on, Toni, that's between you and Rog. 477 00:34:13,435 --> 00:34:14,800 It's none of my business. 478 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,700 - What did he say? - Toni, don't. 479 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,900 He just said you guys were kissing and stuff. 480 00:34:20,935 --> 00:34:23,400 His exact words, Michael. 481 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:28,300 He said that you boffed his brains out in his van. 482 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:34,300 Thank you. Come again. Have a nice night. 483 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,400 Hey, thanks, zitface! 484 00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:40,700 Zitface. They called our friend zitface. 485 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,565 Oh, God, they're so unkind. 486 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,200 Come on, you guys. Would you quit screwing around? 487 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,700 I'm trying to work here. 488 00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:50,500 I have to pay for my van, which Duran Duran here thrashed. 489 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,500 Welcome to the Dancing Burger. 490 00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:57,000 Can I take your order, please? 491 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,200 Roger, is that you? 492 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,865 Yeah. Who's this? 493 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:04,000 I hear you're quite a ladies' man. 494 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,000 Ladies' man? Zitface? 495 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,900 Yeah, well, you heard right. 496 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000 Why don't you cruise up to the window... 497 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,500 so's we can take a better look at you? 498 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,400 Well, I'll come up just as soon as you tell me one thing. 499 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:20,400 Did you tell your friends... 500 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,000 I boffed your brains out in your van? 501 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,000 I thought so. 502 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:36,800 This is so cool. 503 00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:42,600 Toni, not my van! 504 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:44,300 Come on, Toni! You're gonna regret this! 505 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,700 I just got it fixed the other-no, Toni! 506 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:48,365 Please don't do this to me! 507 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,700 Oh, no, no! You're gonna regret it! 508 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,700 Toni, I'm gonna kill you! Don't- 509 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,500 Roger, come back here! 510 00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,200 Toni, don't do that to me! 511 00:35:56,235 --> 00:35:58,000 You got work to do. 512 00:35:58