Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm

463 00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:18,500 - Man: Great set, Larry. - Oh, thank you. She likes you. 464 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:22,333 But, um... talk about you. Great set, great set. 465 00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:23,567 It was a great set. 466 00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:25,533 Hey! Hey! 467 00:20:25,533 --> 00:20:27,567 Larry, I'm Caroline Rhea. Have we met? 468 00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:29,900 Yeah, Caroline. Why do you make such a big deal about your name? 469 00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:32,000 - Because it's my name. 470 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,033 It's how I respond. 471 00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:34,300 People say it, and then I turn around. 472 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,200 What's the difference, Lynn, Line? 473 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,467 - I've never mispronounced your name. - Hi, Larry, Dave, whatever. 474 00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:39,967 You can call me any-- I don't care 475 00:20:39,967 --> 00:20:42,066 if you call me "Leary" or Larry, it doesn't matter. 476 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,767 All right, it's no big deal. 477 00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:45,000 - Jeff: Yeah, it's no big deal. - It's fine. 478 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,800 I do apologize for not coming over to say good-bye. 479 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,133 That I should've done, even though the hello was really good. 480 00:20:50,133 --> 00:20:52,033 - It wasn't that good. 481 00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:55,100 - It was a good hello. - It wasn't such a good hello that it equaled a good-bye. 482 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:57,333 I gave you a nice hello, and I just forgot-- 483 00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:58,567 I forgot to say good-bye. 484 00:20:58,567 --> 00:21:01,100 - I'm sorry. 485 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:03,633 You were great tonight, but I would try and use the word pussy more. 486 00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:05,033 I think the kids really liked it. 487 00:21:05,033 --> 00:21:06,800 Wait a second, don't go, don't go. Don't be mad. 488 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,633 Oh, don't leave and not say good 489 00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:10,533 I would never do something like that. 490 00:21:10,533 --> 00:21:13,900 - Good-bye, Laurie. - "Carol-lynn. Carol-lynn." 491 00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:15,233 Caroline? 492 00:21:31,633 --> 00:21:35,066 Hey, Ed, I'll see you tomorrow. 493 00:21:35,066 --> 00:21:36,667 I thought I'm gonna see you tonight. 494 00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:39,467 - I'm gonna see you later. 495 00:21:39,467 --> 00:21:41,400 - The thing. 496 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,900 Mark's father. 497 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:45,100 - Oh. - He's dead. He passed away. 498 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,734 The thing, the condolence thing. 499 00:21:46,734 --> 00:21:49,166 - Of course I'm going. 500 00:21:49,166 --> 00:21:52,433 I told him, you know, I'll be there. 501 00:21:52,433 --> 00:21:55,133 - You come with me. - I can't be around mourners. 502 00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:56,133 It's... 503 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,367 I feel like they're gonna lash out at me, 504 00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:01,934 tell me, you know, what they think of me. 505 00:22:01,934 --> 00:22:03,600 They'll take this as an opportunity 506 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,400 to tell me what they think of me. 507 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:09,800 I can't-- look, this is-- you know Mark, 508 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,166 and I know even though you don't know him well, 509 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,567 you'll come with me for 10 minutes. 510 00:22:13,567 --> 00:22:15,000 It's not gonna hurt anything. 511 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,433 I don't even know-- why are you going? 512 00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:17,900 Why did you tell him you were going? 513 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:19,500 I mean, it's not even his father. 514 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,800 It's his stepfather. 515 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,500 His father's still alive. 516 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,567 I mean, this is a step. 517 00:22:25,567 --> 00:22:27,100 I already dug a ditch for myself, though. 518 00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:28,467 How can I get out of it now? 519 00:22:28,467 --> 00:22:30,834 Well, see, if you go, then it's gonna make-- 520 00:22:30,834 --> 00:22:33,734 then it makes me look terrible that I'm not there. 521 00:22:33,734 --> 00:22:35,433 All right, you're not going, right? 522 00:22:35,433 --> 00:22:37,333 All right, okay. All right. 523 00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:38,967 I mean, if somebody in my family died, 524 00:22:38,967 --> 00:22:40,367 would I want a bunch of people I know 525 00:22:40,367 --> 00:22:42,266 to waste their time coming to my house, 526 00:22:42,266 --> 00:22:45,333 sitting around, eating M&M's for three hours? 527 00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:46,633 What's the point? 528 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,367 Seems like a pretty good audience in there. 529 00:22:54,367 --> 00:22:55,800 - Yeah. 530 00:22:55,800 --> ...