7 Days in Hell

00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,040 he plays it back to me. 227 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:12,040 I try to hit to a place in the court that he's not standing in anymore. 228 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,960 And if he manages to reach that and play it back, if it lands short, 229 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,480 I run forward and then I try to get it 230 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,680 to another place in the court that he's not standing anymore. 231 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:25,440 And sometimes it goes outside of these lines on the side of the court. 232 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,480 And if that happens, the ump, he shouts, "Out!" 233 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,240 And that's, that's very bad if that happens to me. 234 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:34,200 But if it happens to the other player, I really like that. 235 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,560 I understand how the game of tennis is played. 236 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,640 I guess I meant, what's your overall strategy? 237 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,600 Yeah, yeah. Indubitably, yeah. 238 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:48,560 Okay. Charles, you can't help but compare your career 239 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,600 to that of Aaron Williams. 240 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:54,560 It's fair to say there's been a debate about who's the better player. 241 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,680 Would you say it's you? 242 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,600 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 243 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:07,040 That sheepish comment unexpectedly made it halfway around the world 244 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,000 to an all-male orgy. 245 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:19,680 We were having our daily orgy. Svanka left the TV on. 246 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:23,160 - Would you say it's you? - Yeah. 247 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,880 All the dicks just dropped. 248 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:35,120 Aaron left... he left the orgy early that day. 249 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:39,280 With a seemingly innocuous statement that should have gone unnoticed, 250 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:42,360 Charles awoke a sleeping dragon. 251 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,280 There's been a jailbreak 252 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:53,400 at Langholmen Penitentiary in Stockholm. 253 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:57,560 Apparently, its tennis superstar turned underwear mogul, 254 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:01,760 turned porn star, turned PCP addict Aaron Williams. 255 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,440 He freed himself earlier today 256 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:08,120 by kicking a guard in the face and running away. 257 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:14,360 In accordance with Swedish law, by escaping, he is now a free man. 258 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,560 Despite the escaped convict, 259 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:22,000 Charles' fate to be world number one seemed pretty determined. 260 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,520 But would it come at the following Grand Slam 261 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,000 on his home court at Wimbledon? 262 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:35,400 An Englishman hadn't won Wimbledon since Fred Perry in 1937. 263 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:39,000 There was tremendous pressure on Charles to bring the trophy home. 264 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,800 I mean, can you imagine? 265 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:48,320 Yeah, thank you so much. Yeah. Yeah, goodbye ma'am. 266 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,400 - That was the Queen. - What did she want? 267 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,160 She wanted me to win. 268 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,760 With the weight of an entire nation on his back, 269 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:02,320 Charles stepped up his training to a diabolical level. 270 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:19,640 Winning the 7 matches necessary to bring the trophy home to England 271 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,800 seemed nothing more than protocol. 272 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,680 Until an unexpected guest showed up. 273 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,680 No one expected Aaron to come back to tennis. 274 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,000 I mean, he got that awful tattoo. 275 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,880 No one pictured Aaron Williams back on a tennis court 276 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:38,480 until a young PR man at the All England Club had an idea. 277 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:42,000 All England Club is allowed to admit players through a wild card. 278 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:45,160 I proposed we let Aaron play for the press it would bring. 279 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:48,240 I did not like the proposal one bit. 280 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,440 The Duke was furious upon hearing the name. 281 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,720 Cooler heads prevailed when I assured him 282 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,520 Aaron would lose badly after not playing for years. 283 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,240 Not to mention we would have him lose to an Englishman 284 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,560 who was certain to humiliate him. 285 00:18:03,760 -->