Tour de Pharmacy

304 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:26,500 Tyson: They had a dance party, and people said it was a fight. 305 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:29,000 As a boxer, it was offensive to me. 306 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,400 And as is with every accident near Switzerland, 307 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,967 a Saint Bernard is the first responder. 308 00:13:35,733 --> 00:13:36,967 It's really peaty. 309 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:38,667 They tried to hurt each other, 310 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,833 but I am a-- a peaceful person. 311 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,433 I don't do things like that. 312 00:13:42,433 --> 00:13:44,000 (shouting, grunting) 313 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,267 Please! No! No! I beg you! 314 00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:51,034 No! No! Please! I'm naked! 315 00:13:51,034 --> 00:13:53,234 (shouting) Please put me down! 316 00:13:53,234 --> 00:13:55,034 Everything I did that day, 317 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,800 I did in self-defense. 318 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,600 Hamm: French authorities finally arrived 319 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,400 and put the kibosh on the fracas. 320 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,134 The first day was canceled, 321 00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:04,333 but with no major injuries, the race was expected 322 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:05,900 to resume the following day, 323 00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:08,667 were it not for a forsaken water bottle. 324 00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:10,700 (speaks French) 325 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:13,000 (speaks French) 326 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,067 (clicks) Ah! 327 00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:31,400 (laughs) Ooh! 328 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,533 (speaks French) Woo! 329 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,200 (speaks French) 330 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,466 If you take too strong a dose of amphetamines, 331 00:14:40,466 --> 00:14:43,600 they can act as a super powerful aphrodisiac. 332 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,300 (speaks French) 333 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,400 No, no, no. Oui. 334 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,034 (speaks French) No! 335 00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:52,034 No! No! 336 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,600 No. 337 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,200 No. (continues speaking French) 338 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,300 (woman speaks French) 339 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,900 (officer speaks French) 340 00:15:05,566 --> 00:15:07,967 When I took a large dose of amphetamines, 341 00:15:07,967 --> 00:15:10,867 I ended up having sex with a-- 342 00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:12,867 (man speaks) 343 00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:16,967 Oh, we have to try every drug on our banned list, 344 00:15:16,967 --> 00:15:18,234 so we know what we're dealing with. 345 00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:20,400 I actually paint what the experiences are like, 346 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,633 so I can remember the effects of each drug. 347 00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:25,100 Would you like to see them? 348 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:29,067 So, this is what I painted while I was on amphetamines. 349 00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:32,500 It's kind of what I felt like when I did the drug. 350 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,500 (man speaks) 351 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,667 Yeah. 352 00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:40,900 This is when I did crack cocaine, 353 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:43,733 so you can see how similar the two drugs are. 354 00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:45,700 (man speaks) 355 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:51,067 Oh, this is from when I did meth. 356 00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:55,200 So, you can see that meth is a very different drug than the other two. 357 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,933 (man speaks) 358 00:15:57,933 --> 00:15:59,600 Yeah. 359 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,034 And all of these are for sale. 360 00:16:02,234 --> 00:16:04,234 Hamm: In an attempt to quell the media frenzy, 361 00:16:04,234 --> 00:16:05,700 the water bottle created, 362 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:07,900 Ditmer Klerken held a press conference. (reporters shouting) 363 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,800 Ditmer, Ditmer. There are reports that you asked every rider 364 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,633 for $50,000 if they did not want to be drug tested. 365 00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:15,566 Is-- is that true? Yeah, that's true. 366 00:16:15,566 --> 00:16:18,933 I mean, no. Fuck! No. I mean-- no, I mean it's not-- not true. 367 00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:20,667 Ah fuck! (snorts) Ah. 368 00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:22,134 Now you guys are never going to believe me 369 00:16:22,134 --> 00:16:23,933 because I said it was true right away. 370 00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:26,000 But no, no, no, that's-- that's not true. 371 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,100 But does anybody know if you admit to something 372 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,600 like taking bribes 373 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,067 and you give all the money back, for instance, 374 00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:35,900 does that mean that you could kee