The Fluffy Movie

754 00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:21,433 Mexicans, our head movement is front to back. 755 00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:28,973 The difference between that is that with Mexicans, we have to be very, very upset 756 00:38:29,073 --> 00:38:31,076 in order for you to see the head movement. 757 00:38:31,176 --> 00:38:32,644 Otherwise, you can't tell. 758 00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:34,813 With Indians, it's all the time. 759 00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:36,915 (INDIAN ACCENT) "Oh, today is such a nice day. 760 00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:39,050 "It is such a beautiful day today. 761 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:41,019 "I am so happy. It's very nice, very good. 762 00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:43,822 "Oh, my God. I can't believe it's so nice. It's such a pretty..." 763 00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:46,925 Mexicans, when we're mad, that's when it comes out. 764 00:38:47,025 --> 00:38:48,593 For non-Latinos, hey, trust me. 765 00:38:48,693 --> 00:38:50,995 You cut off a Mexican in traffic, see what happens. 766 00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:52,330 (MIMICS CAR PASSING) 767 00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:54,007 (YELLING IN SPANISH) 768 00:38:58,603 --> 00:39:00,009 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 769 00:39:05,443 --> 00:39:07,779 That's funny. I don't know why the black people are laughing. 770 00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:09,180 You guys take it all. 771 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,416 "Oh, no, you didn't. Oh, hell, no! 772 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,351 "I know he ain't talkin' 'bout me! 773 00:39:13,451 --> 00:39:16,825 "Uh-Uh. I hear the bell! I hear the bell!" 774 00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:24,236 I made myself dizzy doing that. (LAUGHS) 775 00:39:28,566 --> 00:39:30,368 So let me tell you guys. 776 00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:33,772 If you ever get the opportunity 777 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:36,177 to travel to India, 778 00:39:36,574 --> 00:39:38,443 I encourage you to check it out. 779 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:41,379 You are going to see some beautiful things. 780 00:39:41,479 --> 00:39:43,715 You are going to see some amazing things. 781 00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:46,618 You are going to see some sad, depressing things 782 00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:49,053 and some real horrible things. 783 00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:52,061 Overall, it's a well-balanced trip. 784 00:39:53,358 --> 00:39:56,261 But when you get back home here to the United States, 785 00:39:56,361 --> 00:40:00,565 you will have a whole different appreciation for your life. 786 00:40:00,665 --> 00:40:02,367 - Believe that. - (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 787 00:40:03,034 --> 00:40:05,214 I guarantee this, you guys. 788 00:40:06,037 --> 00:40:07,739 There's a lot of people in India, 789 00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:10,909 and with a lot of people comes a lot of traffic. 790 00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:11,976 First things first. 791 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:15,621 American traffic and Indian traffic, very different. 792 00:40:16,281 --> 00:40:18,416 Here, whatever happens on the freeway 793 00:40:18,516 --> 00:40:20,559 will stop the whole freeway. 794 00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:24,465 In India, there's 10 times the traffic, but it moves. 795 00:40:26,190 --> 00:40:28,693 See, the problem is Americans, we're fascinated by accidents. 796 00:40:28,793 --> 00:40:31,473 We're fascinated by the idea of seeing potential death. 797 00:40:32,697 --> 00:40:34,432 That's why we slow down on the freeways. 798 00:40:34,532 --> 00:40:37,001 We say we don't want to see it, but what happens in traffic? 799 00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:38,303 You know... (MIMICS BRAKES SCREECHING) 800 00:40:38,403 --> 00:40:40,139 "What's going on over there?" 801 00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:42,741 (MURMURING) 802 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,977 There doesn't even have to be a collision. 803 00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:47,445 You could be on the 101 freeway 804 00:40:47,545 --> 00:40:50,381 and a car has a tire blowout, and it spins. 805 00:40:50,481 --> 00:40:52,116 (MIMICS TIRES SCREECHING) 806 00:40:52,216 --> 00:40:53,384 Doesn't hit anything. 807 00:40:53,484 --> 00:40:55,820 It's now facing oncoming traffic. 808 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,997 You know what happens to the rest of the freeway? 809 00:40:58,323 --> 00:41:00,366 (MIMICS BRAKES SQUEALING) 810 00:41:00,725 --> 00:41:03,769 Even on the other freeway, where there's no accident. 811 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:05,663 (MIMICS BRAKES SQUEALING) 812 00:41:05,763 --> 00:41:09,000 And again, "Why? What's going on? What's going on?" 813 00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,134 (MIMICS HONKING) 814 00:41:10,234 --> 00:41:14,277 "I'm sorry. Hey, somebody might be dead. Sorry. Oh." 815 00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:17,742 In India, if there's an accident 816 00:41:17,842 --> 00:41:19,911 in the middle of the street, you know what they do? 817 00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:23,014 They drive right around it. They don't stop. 818 00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:25,750 And it's not that they're