Adam Sandler: Love You

00:44:54,541 --> 00:44:57,708 <i>♪ Daddy Why don't you answer? ♪</i> 135 00:44:57,708 --> 00:45:02,000 <i>♪ I hear Mommy screaming While Daddy says ♪</i> 136 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,791 <i>♪ Yes, oh yes ♪</i> 137 00:45:04,791 --> 00:45:08,416 <i>♪ So I go and get the key ♪</i> 138 00:45:08,416 --> 00:45:12,416 <i>♪ And I creep in carefully ♪</i> 139 00:45:12,416 --> 00:45:15,416 <i>♪ And much to my surprise ♪</i> 140 00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:19,000 <i>♪ Right in front of my eyes ♪</i> 141 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,750 <i>♪ I see Daddy hitting Mommy ♪</i> 142 00:45:22,750 --> 00:45:24,833 <i>♪ With his penis ♪</i> 143 00:45:27,041 --> 00:45:29,875 <i>♪ Mommy, why are the sheets wet? ♪</i> 144 00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:34,958 <i>♪ Daddy, what's with the bedhead ♪</i> 145 00:45:34,958 --> 00:45:38,541 <i>♪ I hear Daddy say to Mommy ♪</i> 146 00:45:38,541 --> 00:45:42,166 <i>♪ Honey, I didn't finish yet ♪</i> 147 00:45:42,166 --> 00:45:45,625 <i>♪ Mom says we'll find another way ♪</i> 148 00:45:45,625 --> 00:45:49,791 <i>♪ 'Cause her little boy can't stay ♪</i> 149 00:45:49,791 --> 00:45:52,666 <i>♪ So I cuddle up real nice ♪</i> 150 00:45:53,583 --> 00:45:56,458 <i>♪ Right between Mommy's thighs ♪</i> 151 00:45:56,458 --> 00:46:00,041 <i>♪ And then Daddy pokes my eye out ♪</i> 152 00:46:00,041 --> 00:46:02,125 <i>♪ With his penis ♪</i> 153 00:46:24,375 --> 00:46:26,750 <i>♪ These days she doesn't need my help ♪</i> 154 00:46:27,291 --> 00:46:28,625 <i>♪ Getting into bed ♪</i> 155 00:46:29,125 --> 00:46:31,375 <i>♪ She doesn't need me to tuck her in ♪</i> 156 00:46:31,875 --> 00:46:33,666 <i>♪ Or kiss her on the head ♪</i> 157 00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:36,250 <i>♪ And she don't need me to pick her up ♪</i> 158 00:46:36,250 --> 00:46:38,375 <i>♪ At her best friend's front door ♪</i> 159 00:46:38,375 --> 00:46:41,166 <i>♪ She got her driver's license yesterday ♪</i> 160 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:45,583 <i>♪ She don't need me anymore ♪</i> 161 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,000 <i>♪ Oh no ♪</i> 162 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,291 <i>♪ Oh no ♪</i> 163 00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:53,041 <i>♪ Oh no ♪</i> 164 00:46:53,833 --> 00:46:56,500 <i>♪ Doesn't need me to practice soccer ♪</i> 165 00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:59,000 <i>♪ Says she doesn't like sports ♪</i> 166 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,625 <i>♪ She don't need me to teach her algebra ♪</i> 167 00:47:01,625 --> 00:47:03,500 <i>♪ Or help on book reports ♪</i> 168 00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:06,333 <i>♪ And she don't need me To take her swimming ♪</i> 169 00:47:06,333 --> 00:47:08,958 <i>♪ It's like she'd wish I'd disappear ♪</i> 170 00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:10,833 <i>♪ But she still needs me ♪</i> 171 00:47:11,708 --> 00:47:13,666 <i>♪ To buy her friends beer ♪</i> 172 00:47:13,666 --> 00:47:14,958 <i>♪ Buy her friends beer ♪</i> 173 00:47:14,958 --> 00:47:18,208 <i>♪ When she needs a case of Natty Ice She'll come running to me ♪</i> 174 00:47:18,708 --> 00:47:19,875 <i>♪ Buy her friends beer ♪</i> 175 00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:23,416 <i>♪ Forty cans of tallboys Yeah, I'm still in the party ♪</i> 176 00:47:23,416 --> 00:47:24,708 <i>♪ Buy her friends beer ♪</i> 177 00:47:24,708 --> 00:47:26,750 <i>♪ No store would ever sell it to them ♪</i> 178 00:47:26,750 --> 00:47:30,833 <i>♪ 'Cause they all look like they're ten ♪</i> 179 00:47:34,750 --> 00:47:38,125 <i>♪ And when my baby girl gets a DUI ♪</i> 180 00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:44,250 <i>♪ She'll be back In Daddy's car seat again ♪</i> 181 00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:49,583 <i>♪ Getting a divorce ♪</i> 182 00:47:49,583 --> 00:47:52,250 <i>♪ Because I bought beer for my daughter ♪</i> 183 00:54:06,416 --> 00:54:09,375 <i>♪ Scary shit's coming ♪</i> 184 00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:16,458 <i>♪ My mother just flew out to visit ♪</i> 185 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:22,125 <i>♪ And I asked her How long she's staying for ♪</i> 186 00:54:23,791 --> 00:54:27,541 <i>♪ And she says "I didn't book a return flight" ♪</i> 187 00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:39,916 <i>♪ More scary shit's coming ♪</i> 188 00:54:43,041 --> 00:54:47,291 <i>♪ I'm driving down the road At three o'clock in the afternoon ♪</i> 189 00:54:48,875 --> 00:54:52,625 <i>♪ And I can't see shit 'Cause the sun is directly in my eyes ♪</i> 190 00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:56,166 <i>♪ But I just do what everybody else does ♪</i> 191 00:54:56,166 --> 00:54:59,291 <i>♪ I keep driving and pray I don't fucking hit anyone ♪</i> 192 00:55:01,166 --> 00:55:03,208 <i>♪ Did I hear a thud? ♪</i> 193 00:55:04,416 --> 00:55:07,541 <i>♪ Did I see a blonde wig Fly over the car? ♪</i> 194 00:55:08,541 --> 00:55:12,000 <i>♪ Along with six pieces of sushi ♪</i> 195 00:55:14,625 --> 00:55:18,500 <i>♪ And then I realized I just killed David Spade ♪</i> 196 00:55:26,458 --> 00:55:27,666 <i>♪ More... ♪</i> 197 00:55:27,666 --> 00:55:30,416 <i>♪ More scary