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Sure. 767 00:27:41,162 --> 00:27:43,284 Cassandra Diabla, cocoas, please. 768 00:27:43,285 --> 00:27:44,247 We have guests. 769 00:27:44,248 --> 00:27:48,159 I don't know who she is. Extra cocoas. 770 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:48,968 Hi. 771 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,161 This is my best friend, Cassandra Diabla. 772 00:27:52,162 --> 00:27:53,959 It's nice to meet you. 773 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,247 Hi. Hi, Cassandra Diabla? 774 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,721 Tonight's cocoa night. 775 00:27:58,722 --> 00:28:01,199 Careful, it's a little ouchie. 776 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,519 How can I be of service to the both of you? 777 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,759 I mean, is there something you want? 778 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:05,799 David. 779 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,086 We're out of cocoa. 780 00:28:07,087 --> 00:28:08,519 What? Yeah. 781 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,567 We're out of cocoa. 782 00:28:09,568 --> 00:28:10,524 Totally out. 783 00:28:10,525 --> 00:28:12,442 There's none left? There's no more. 784 00:28:12,443 --> 00:28:13,282 You're kidding me. 785 00:28:13,283 --> 00:28:15,799 You have mine, I insist. 786 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,483 Otherwise Cocoa Tuesdays will have to be No Cocoa Tuesdays. 787 00:28:18,484 --> 00:28:19,322 You know what I mean? 788 00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:20,639 (giggles) I do. 789 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,766 This is my best friend. 790 00:28:21,767 --> 00:28:23,808 Hi, Crystal Vichycoisse. 791 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,559 Hi. 792 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:27,083 Your friends are so nice. 793 00:28:27,084 --> 00:28:28,406 Thank you very much. 794 00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:30,279 Are you here of your own will? 795 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,770 That's a joke, you don't have to answer that. 796 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,600 [David] What was the joke? 797 00:28:32,601 --> 00:28:34,045 Mm, no, nothing. It was just something rude 798 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:34,879 that she said... 799 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:35,845 I didn't... Because she got nervous. 800 00:28:35,846 --> 00:28:37,126 I was joking. And it's just a joke. 801 00:28:37,127 --> 00:28:39,039 Am I here on my own free will? 802 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,530 Oh, so she looked at you and she was like, 803 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,759 are you here on your own free will? 804 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,410 That was what she said, I think. 805 00:28:43,411 --> 00:28:44,759 (chuckling) 806 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,319 You're like a Paula Poundstone. 807 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,444 Yeah. Yes, very much so. 808 00:28:47,445 --> 00:28:48,566 I do get that a lot. Very much so. 809 00:28:48,567 --> 00:28:49,399 Yeah. 810 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,970 We actually met at a Todd Rundgren event. 811 00:28:50,971 --> 00:28:53,239 A Todd Rundgren event. 812 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,399 Yes. Okay. 813 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,165 There was, it was a record release party. 814 00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:57,999 I'm kidding. 815 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,519 (awkward laughing) Oh. 816 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,726 You should have seen your faces. 817 00:29:00,727 --> 00:29:03,610 No, we met at a cocoa convention. 818 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,079 [Anna] Yeah, that one is very clearly a joke. 819 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,081 We get it. Well, is it? 820 00:29:08,082 --> 00:29:08,919 Is it, though? 821 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,251 Yeah, she gets her sense of humor 822 00:29:10,252 --> 00:29:12,321 from her Great Uncle Avram. Yeah. 823 00:29:12,322 --> 00:29:14,687 He was a star in the Yiddish vaudeville circuit. 824 00:29:14,688 --> 00:29:18,039 Right, okay. (laughs) 825 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,803 He was a star in the Yiddish vaudeville circuit. 826 00:29:20,804 --> 00:29:21,801 (laughs) Okay. 827 00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:22,879 Yeah. 828 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:27,010 No, he toured the Ukraine after escaping the pogroms. 829 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,279 Uh, okay. 830 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,559 So, how did you guys actually meet? 831 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,125 We met in the program. 832 00:29:35,126 --> 00:29:36,485 What program? The program? 833 00:29:36,486 --> 00:29:37,288 Well, 834 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,839 SAA. 835 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,599 We're recovering sex addicts. 836 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:43,440 I think we should... Okay. 837 00:29:43,441 --> 00:29:44,726 Probably go, because remember, we... 838 00:29:44,727 --> 00:29:46,243 And I'm their sponsor. 839 00:29:46,244 --> 00:29:47,599 And also their best friend. 840 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,440 And they're my best friends. 841 00:29:48,441 --> 00:29:49,327 [Ben] That's very sweet. 842 00:29:49,328 --> 00:29:52,039 I know this is gonna seem crazy. 843 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,799 We were strippers. 844 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,