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328 00:33:57,703 --> 00:33:59,643 No. 330 00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:10,921 I can't do anything while you're here, so it kind of ruins it for me. 331 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:14,292 It's kind boring if you aren't getting off, isn't it? Shut up! 332 00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:17,663 You said you wouldn't talk. You talked to me. 333 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:21,333 I can do that. I can talk to you. You can't talk to me. 334 00:34:28,434 --> 00:34:31,304 Plus, I just thought of one more rule. 335 00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:33,640 If you get a boner, 336 00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:36,776 you're out. 338 00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:00,934 Well-- 339 00:35:00,999 --> 00:35:04,469 Hey, hold down the fort, okay? Eric and I are going next door. Okay. 340 00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:09,336 And, uh, Simon's in the back. Don't tell him where we went. He'll miss me too much. 342 00:35:14,246 --> 00:35:17,976 Which movie? 343 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:22,689 Okay. Cool. Is it from the '70s? 344 00:35:22,754 --> 00:35:26,394 Well, tell me which decade! 345 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:31,858 I doubt it. Why would I like it? You don't think I'm gonna like it that much? 347 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:41,809 I hate this. I hate this shit. I hate all of this bullshit. 348 00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:45,513 I can't believe you thought I'd be into this. 349 00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:50,077 My God. I am so bored. 350 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:53,188 How big is this guy's dick would you say? 351 00:35:53,252 --> 00:35:56,152 It's hard to tell. 352 00:35:56,222 --> 00:35:58,392 Not bigger than me. 353 00:35:59,391 --> 00:36:01,561 What? About-- 354 00:36:01,627 --> 00:36:05,497 Your penis is not even half of that, I bet. 355 00:36:05,564 --> 00:36:09,944 Excuse me. How would you know? 356 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:14,241 I've seen it bulging out your pants, and it's not that. 357 00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:18,136 So, been checking out my bulge. 358 00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:20,250 Don't call it "a bulge." 359 00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:22,352 When was this? 360 00:36:22,414 --> 00:36:27,454 I don't even remember. I just remember thinking that there's probably not much to it. 361 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:31,159 Mmm. You must have me confused with someone else. 362 00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:35,263 Look, I don't care. The size, I don't care. 363 00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:38,397 It's just really pitiful if you lie about it. 364 00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:42,731 Okay. That guy is, what? What would you say? 365 00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:45,101 I'd say I don't care. No, let's make a bet. 366 00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:50,610 If I am bigger than that guy, then I get to sleep in your bed tonight. 367 00:36:50,676 --> 00:36:55,506 No. Come on. It's a fair bet. 368 00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:58,421 If I am bigger than that guy, I win. 369 00:36:58,484 --> 00:37:01,324 It's so late! No touching. No touching? 370 00:37:01,387 --> 00:37:06,757 No, touching, I swear. I can't sleep out here again. It gets so cold. Desert cold. 371 00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:10,925 What do I get if I win? What do you want if you win? 372 00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:15,366 I want you to not talk at all when you come over here. 373 00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:18,944 Just make the food, we'll watch the movie... 374 00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:21,774 and you don't speak. 375 00:37:24,209 --> 00:37:26,549 I can do that. 377 00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:42,186 Okay, well, proportionally, let's say he's... eight? 378 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,100 Eight and a half? Sure. 379 00:37:44,162 --> 00:37:47,602 Let's say eight and a half. Let's just say he's eight. 380 00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:51,736 You have to be bigger than him to win, remember? 381 00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:56,612 Okay. Uh, well, how do you want to measure me? 382 00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:58,835 I'll have to be erect to make it fair. Fuck that! 383 00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:01,780 I do! He's fucking erect! Fine. 384 00:38:01,847 --> 00:38:05,247 You measure yourself though. I'm not fucking touching you. 385 00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:07,617 Fine. 386 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:13,331 Okay, um-- 387 00:38:13,392 --> 00:38:16,262 Are you gonna put a sock over it or something? 388 00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:20,568 Over my cock? Don't fucking say "cock"! 389 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:24,242 Over my dick? You're such a pig. 390 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:27,512 Over my... pee-pee? 391 00:38:27,573 --> 00:38:29,543 This is why you shouldn't talk. 392 00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:32,438 Okay, okay, so confirming, 393 00:38:32,511 --> 00:38:36,881 if my, um, penis... 394 00:38:36,948 --> 00:38:40,848 is bigger than 8 1/2 inches, I get to sleep in your bed tonight? 395 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,660 Use one of your socks to cover it. I don't want to see it. 396 00:38:48,894 --> 00:38:52,404 Well-Well, how will yo