The Princess Bride

That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! 435 00:34:09,123 --> 00:34:10,541 You fool! 436 00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:13,127 You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. 437 00:34:13,211 --> 00:34:16,255 The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia. 438 00:34:16,339 --> 00:34:19,300 But only slightly less well known is this: 439 00:34:19,384 --> 00:34:23,471 never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! 440 00:34:38,653 --> 00:34:41,572 - Who are you? - I am no one to be trifled with. 441 00:34:41,656 --> 00:34:44,117 That is all you ever need know. 442 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:47,704 To think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned. 443 00:34:47,787 --> 00:34:49,205 They were both poisoned. 444 00:34:50,623 --> 00:34:53,918 I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder. 445 00:34:57,422 --> 00:34:59,632 Someone has beaten the giant. 446 00:35:01,718 --> 00:35:05,430 There will be great suffering in Guilder if she dies. 447 00:35:20,361 --> 00:35:21,696 Catch your breath. 448 00:35:21,779 --> 00:35:26,242 If you'll release me, whatever you ask for ransom you'll get it. I promise you. 449 00:35:28,828 --> 00:35:31,289 And what is that worth, the promise of a woman? 450 00:35:31,372 --> 00:35:32,790 You're very funny, Highness. 451 00:35:33,291 --> 00:35:37,086 I was giving you a chance. It does not matter where you take me. 452 00:35:37,170 --> 00:35:39,505 There's no greater hunter than Prince Humperdinck. 453 00:35:39,589 --> 00:35:42,842 He can track a falcon on a cloudy day. He can find you. 454 00:35:42,925 --> 00:35:46,554 - You think your dearest love will save you? - I never said he was my dearest love. 455 00:35:46,637 --> 00:35:48,890 And yes, he will save me. That I know. 456 00:35:49,682 --> 00:35:52,518 You admit to me you do not love your fiancé. 457 00:35:52,602 --> 00:35:54,228 He knows I do not love him. 458 00:35:54,312 --> 00:35:56,439 "Are not capable of love" is what you mean. 459 00:35:58,816 --> 00:36:02,695 I have loved more deeply than a killer like yourself could ever dream ‒ 460 00:36:05,990 --> 00:36:09,327 That was a warning, Highness. The next time, my hand flies on its own. 461 00:36:09,410 --> 00:36:12,246 For where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies. 462 00:36:18,503 --> 00:36:20,755 Iocane. I'd bet my life on it. 463 00:36:21,923 --> 00:36:24,217 And there are the princess's footprints. 464 00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:27,011 She is alive, or was an hour ago. 465 00:36:27,595 --> 00:36:30,181 If she is otherwise when I find her, 466 00:36:30,264 --> 00:36:32,558 I shall be very put out. 467 00:36:38,523 --> 00:36:41,150 - Rest, Highness. - I know who you are. 468 00:36:41,234 --> 00:36:43,402 Your cruelty reveals everything. 469 00:36:43,486 --> 00:36:45,613 You're the Dread Pirate Roberts. Admit it. 470 00:36:45,696 --> 00:36:49,116 With pride. What can I do for you? 471 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,119 You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. 472 00:36:52,203 --> 00:36:56,082 Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk. Hardly complimentary, Your Highness. 473 00:36:56,165 --> 00:36:57,750 Why loose your venom on me? 474 00:36:58,793 --> 00:37:00,795 You killed my love. 475 00:37:00,878 --> 00:37:02,338 It's possible. 476 00:37:03,130 --> 00:37:04,507 I kill a lot of people. 477 00:37:06,008 --> 00:37:09,387 Who was this love of yours? Another prince like this one? 478 00:37:10,471 --> 00:37:12,515 Ugly and rich and scabby? 479 00:37:12,598 --> 00:37:15,893 No. A farm boy. Poor. 480 00:37:15,977 --> 00:37:17,812 Poor and perfect, 481 00:37:18,980 --> 00:37:21,649 with eyes like the sea after a storm. 482 00:37:25,278 --> 00:37:29,198 On the high seas your ship attacked. The Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners. 483 00:37:29,282 --> 00:37:31,200 I can't afford to make exceptions. 484 00:37:31,284 --> 00:37:34,245 Once word leaks out a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you, 485 00:37:34,328 --> 00:37:36,664 and then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time. 486 00:37:36,747 --> 00:37:38,124 You mock my pain! 487 00:37:38,207 --> 00:37:40,710 Life is pain, Highness. 488 00:37:40,793 --> 00:37:43,004 Anyone who says differently is selling something. 489 00:37:47,008 --> 00:37:49,719 I remember this farm boy of yours, I think. 490 00:37:50,970 --> 00:37:53,139 This would be what? Five years ago? 491 00:37:54,223 --> 00:37:56,559 Does it bother you to hear? 492 00:37:56,642 --> 00:37:59,353 Nothing you can say will upset me. 493 00:37:59,437 --> 00:38:01,022 He died well. 494 00:38:01,105 --> 00:38:03,149 That should please you. 495 00:38:03,232 --> 00:38:05,359 No bribe attempts or blubbering. 496 00:38:06,903 --> 00:38:08,696 He simply said, "Please. 497 00:38:09,864 --> ...