Aladdin

854 00:45:31,271 --> 00:45:32,271 - Aladdin. - Yes! 855 00:45:32,439 --> 00:45:34,356 <i>One wish or two or three</i> 856 00:45:34,524 --> 00:45:36,817 <i>Well, I'm on the job You big nabob</i> 857 00:45:36,985 --> 00:45:39,028 <i>You ain't never had a friend Never had a friend</i> 858 00:45:39,195 --> 00:45:41,196 <i>You ain't never had a friend Never had a friend</i> 859 00:45:41,364 --> 00:45:45,743 <i>You ain't never had A friend</i> 860 00:45:45,911 --> 00:45:50,331 <i>Like me</i> 861 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:56,462 <i>You ain't never had A friend like me</i> 862 00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:01,508 You can clap now. 863 00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:02,676 (MIMICS MIC DROP) 864 00:46:02,761 --> 00:46:04,178 (MIMICS CHEERING) 865 00:46:04,930 --> 00:46:07,306 No, no, no. Please, please. 866 00:46:07,474 --> 00:46:10,768 You can thank me outside. In the sun. 867 00:46:10,936 --> 00:46:11,936 When you wish us out. 868 00:46:12,562 --> 00:46:14,396 So, how does it work? 869 00:46:15,231 --> 00:46:17,232 You're kidding, right? 870 00:46:18,234 --> 00:46:22,613 The whole song was the instructions! 871 00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:26,283 Obviously, you can't dance and listen at the same time. 872 00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:28,702 So, here's the basics. Step one, rub the lamp. 873 00:46:28,870 --> 00:46:31,121 Step two, say what you want. Step three... 874 00:46:31,456 --> 00:46:34,291 there is no step three. See, it's that easy. 875 00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:35,459 You get three wishes... 876 00:46:35,627 --> 00:46:37,127 they must begin with rubbing the lamp 877 00:46:37,212 --> 00:46:38,671 and saying, "I wish. " Got it? 878 00:46:38,838 --> 00:46:40,506 - I think so. - Couple other rules. 879 00:46:40,674 --> 00:46:42,591 You can't wish for more wishes. Three is enough. 880 00:46:42,759 --> 00:46:45,552 Now, I can't make anybody love anybody or 881 00:46:45,637 --> 00:46:47,638 (EVIL VOICE) bring anybody back from the dead. 882 00:46:47,806 --> 00:46:49,014 (NORMAL VOICE) Feel free to interrupt me 883 00:46:49,099 --> 00:46:50,307 anytime you don't understand. 884 00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:52,309 I'm kidding, don't ever interrupt me, no matter what. 885 00:46:52,477 --> 00:46:53,811 Now, I usually don't have to go through all of this... 886 00:46:53,979 --> 00:46:55,980 because by the time the guy gets to me, 887 00:46:56,064 --> 00:46:57,314 he pretty much knows what he wants... 888 00:46:57,482 --> 00:46:59,525 and it generally has to do with 889 00:46:59,609 --> 00:47:02,277 (EVIL VOICE) tons of money and power! 890 00:47:02,362 --> 00:47:04,196 (LAUGHING EVILLY) 891 00:47:05,031 --> 00:47:07,408 (NORMAL VOICE) Do me a favor, do not drink from that cup. 892 00:47:07,575 --> 00:47:09,201 I promise you there is not enough money 893 00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:11,370 and power on earth for you to be satisfied. 894 00:47:11,538 --> 00:47:13,372 Good? So, what's your first wish? 895 00:47:13,456 --> 00:47:16,458 Mmm... Well, I have to think about it. 896 00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:18,502 I mean, if there are only three... 897 00:47:18,670 --> 00:47:19,962 Why are there only three anyway? 898 00:47:20,130 --> 00:47:22,172 I don't know, who cares? 899 00:47:22,799 --> 00:47:24,550 You don't know? 900 00:47:24,718 --> 00:47:25,718 I thought you were all-knowing. 901 00:47:25,844 --> 00:47:27,136 That's 'cause you don't listen. 902 00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:29,638 I never said I was all-knowing. 903 00:47:29,723 --> 00:47:31,557 I said I was all-powerful. 904 00:47:31,641 --> 00:47:33,726 The most powerful being in the universe. 905 00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:35,644 - (ABU CHITTERS) - Look, whatever I don't know, 906 00:47:35,729 --> 00:47:36,937 - I know I can learn it. - (WHISTLES) 907 00:47:37,105 --> 00:47:38,063 Outside in the sun. 908 00:47:38,148 --> 00:47:39,481 Why are you playing hard to wish? 909 00:47:39,649 --> 00:47:42,317 I know you can't tell, but I am very pale. 910 00:47:42,485 --> 00:47:46,155 This is sky blue. My natural pigmentation is navy. 911 00:47:46,322 --> 00:47:47,698 Give us some sun. 912 00:47:47,866 --> 00:47:51,827 Okay, Genie. I wish for you to get us out of this cave. 913 00:47:51,995 --> 00:47:53,370 Boom! Booyah! 914 00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:55,914 He has made his first wish! 915 00:47:56,082 --> 00:47:57,750 Thank you for choosing Carpets, Camels and Caravans. 916 00:47:57,917 --> 00:47:59,626 Please don't forget to tip your genie on the way out. 917 00:47:59,711 --> 00:48:00,711 GENIES: Hey. 918 00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:02,004 GENIE: Hold yourself, kid! 919 00:48:02,088 --> 00:48:03,714 (GENIE WHOOPING) 920 00:48:05,967 --> 00:48:07,217 (CONTINUES WHOOPING) 921 00:48:07,302 --> 00:48:08,427 Whoa. 922 00:48:08,511 --> 00:48:10,929 Man, look at this world. 923 00:48:11,097 --> 00:...