Shrek

if it was me, you'd be dead. 376 00:29:13,544 --> 00:29:15,171 It's brimstone. 377 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,424 - We must be getting close. - Yeah, right, brimstone. 378 00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:20,134 Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. 379 00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:22,595 I know what I smell. It wasn't no brimstone. 380 00:29:22,678 --> 00:29:24,639 It didn't come off no stone neither. 381 00:29:42,657 --> 00:29:45,993 Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location. 382 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:51,332 Shrek? 383 00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:54,794 Remember when you said that ogres have layers? 384 00:29:54,877 --> 00:29:55,962 Aye. 385 00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:59,507 Well, I have a bit of a confession to make. 386 00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:01,133 Donkeys don't have layers. 387 00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:02,969 We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves. 388 00:30:03,052 --> 00:30:05,846 Wait a second. Donkeys don't have sleeves. 389 00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:07,139 You know what I mean. 390 00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:09,892 You can't tell me you're afraid of heights. 391 00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:12,812 No, I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge 392 00:30:12,895 --> 00:30:14,563 over a boiling lake of lava! 393 00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:18,693 Come on, Donkey. I'm right here beside ya, okay? 394 00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:21,445 For emotional support, 395 00:30:21,529 --> 00:30:26,075 we'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time. 396 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:28,077 - Really? - Really, really. 397 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,162 Okay, that makes me feel so much better. 398 00:30:30,246 --> 00:30:31,372 Just keep moving. 399 00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:36,043 - And don't look down. - Okay, don't look down. Don't look down. 400 00:30:36,127 --> 00:30:39,505 Don't look down. Keep on moving. Don't look down. 401 00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:43,384 Shrek! I'm lookin' down! 402 00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:46,387 Oh, God, I can't do this! Just let me off right now. Please. 403 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:50,016 - But you're already halfway. - But I know that half is safe! 404 00:30:50,099 --> 00:30:52,893 Okay, fine. I don't have time for this. You go back. 405 00:30:52,977 --> 00:30:55,396 - Shrek, no! Wait! - Just, Donkey... 406 00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:58,566 - Let's have a dance then, shall we? - Don't do that! 407 00:30:58,649 --> 00:31:02,528 I'm sorry. Do what? 408 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:05,698 - This? - Yes, that! 409 00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:09,243 Yes? Yes, do it. Okay. 410 00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:11,579 No, Shrek! 411 00:31:11,662 --> 00:31:14,790 - No! Stop it! - You said do it! I'm doin' it. 412 00:31:14,999 --> 00:31:19,128 I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Shrek, I'm gonna die. 413 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:24,800 That'll do, Donkey. That'll do. 414 00:31:29,346 --> 00:31:30,848 Cool. 415 00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:34,268 So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway? 416 00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:38,105 Inside, waiting for us to rescue her. 417 00:31:38,189 --> 00:31:41,108 I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek. 418 00:31:57,458 --> 00:31:58,501 You afraid? 419 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,878 No, but... 420 00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:04,298 Good. Me, neither. 421 00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:08,969 'Cause there's nothin' wrong with bein' afraid. 422 00:32:09,053 --> 00:32:12,306 Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. 423 00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:14,433 Unfamiliar dangerous situation, I might add. 424 00:32:14,517 --> 00:32:17,144 With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire, 425 00:32:17,228 --> 00:32:18,771 it sure doesn't mean you're a coward 426 00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:20,689 if you're a little scared, you know what I mean? 427 00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:23,192 'Cause I sure as heck ain't no coward. I know that. 428 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:28,197 Donkey, two things, okay? 429 00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:31,325 Shut up. 430 00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:33,661 Now, go over there and see if you can find any stairs. 431 00:32:33,744 --> 00:32:36,372 Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for the princess. 432 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:41,335 The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. 433 00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:45,005 - What makes you think she'll be there? - I read it in a book once. 434 00:32:45,089 --> 00:32:49,009 Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle the stairs. 435 00:32:49,093 --> 00:32:52,138 I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. 436 00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:54,181 That's right. Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'. 437 00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:00,646 I'm gonna take drastic steps. 438 00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:03,524 Kick it to the curb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master. 439 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:06,402 I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step rig...