Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas

00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:44,002 Really? And how are you going to pull that off? 482 00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:45,837 By whatever means necessary. 483 00:25:45,921 --> 00:25:48,089 Did you bring a crew? No. 484 00:25:48,215 --> 00:25:50,300 You know how to get to Tartarus? Um... No. 485 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,135 Can you navigate on your own? Yes! 486 00:25:52,219 --> 00:25:54,971 Well, good! Then I'll dump your butt in a rowboat, 487 00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:57,557 and you can paddle all the way back to Syracuse. 488 00:25:57,641 --> 00:25:59,976 'Cause we're going to Fiji. 489 00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:04,231 Fiji? Yup. 490 00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:07,317 Just as I thought. 491 00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:09,819 What? Sinbad, 492 00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:12,113 you're not a very complicated guy. 493 00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:14,074 All someone has to do is imagine 494 00:26:14,157 --> 00:26:16,326 the most gutless course of action, 495 00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:17,452 and you're bound to take it. 496 00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:19,287 Hey, this is not my problem. 497 00:26:19,371 --> 00:26:21,998 I did not steal the Book. 498 00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:25,085 You're really not going to lose any sleep over this, are you? 499 00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:27,212 Not a wink. Because me, 500 00:26:27,295 --> 00:26:29,798 I'd be tossing and turning, knowing I'm alive... 501 00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:32,717 Because I let my friend die. 502 00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:34,052 (EXCLAIMS) 503 00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:35,887 I'm not responsible for this mess. 504 00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:38,265 And I didn't ask Proteus to put his neck on the line for me. 505 00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:41,601 Look, clearly I can't appeal to your honor. 506 00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:44,229 But I have other ways of convincing you. 507 00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:46,189 Really? 508 00:26:46,273 --> 00:26:49,234 Uh... Just how do you expect to do that? 509 00:26:49,317 --> 00:26:50,652 By speaking your language. 510 00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:54,823 Keep talking. 511 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,124 Yup, this'll do! 512 00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:06,918 But not for first class. 513 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:11,298 As you can see, we're well-equipped to accommodate 514 00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:13,883 the most discerning of royal tastes. 515 00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:16,386 (GRUNTING) We have excellent ocean views... 516 00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:20,682 Luxurious living quarters, 517 00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:22,684 with three gourmet meals a day... 518 00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:25,478 pickles, eggs, and pickles. 519 00:27:26,354 --> 00:27:28,064 Oh, hey, Spike, there you are. 520 00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:30,650 I'd like to introduce you to your new bunkmate. 521 00:27:30,734 --> 00:27:32,110 Well, actually, you're his new bunkmate, 522 00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:33,695 as it's actually his bunk. 523 00:27:33,778 --> 00:27:34,988 (LAUGHS) 524 00:27:35,071 --> 00:27:36,156 Ugh! 525 00:27:36,239 --> 00:27:38,950 We do hope you have a pleasant stay aboard the <i>Chimera.</i> 526 00:27:39,034 --> 00:27:41,286 Oh, if he starts hugging your leg, 527 00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:43,038 it means he likes you. 528 00:27:43,121 --> 00:27:45,498 (GRUNTS) If you think... 529 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:48,335 (SPIKE BARKS) 530 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,545 How did she even get on the ship? 531 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:53,965 (STARTLED GRUNTS) 532 00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:56,343 (MIMICS YAWNING) 533 00:27:57,635 --> 00:27:59,804 Gentlemen, we have a new course. 534 00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:01,389 We're going to Tartarus. 535 00:28:01,473 --> 00:28:03,350 Huh? What happened to Fiji? 536 00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,310 What? No fun? No beaches? 537 00:28:06,144 --> 00:28:07,145 Rat. 538 00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:08,688 Sorry, Captain. 539 00:28:09,314 --> 00:28:11,983 But did you say Tartarus? That's right. 540 00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,443 Will that be the same Tartarus 541 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:15,737 from which no sailor ever returns? 542 00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:17,447 The Tartarus of lost souls, 543 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:19,032 where they grind your bones 544 00:28:19,157 --> 00:28:20,950 and pickle your spleen, and... No, Rat. 545 00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:23,745 This is the nice Tartarus, with lots of beaches and drinks. 546 00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:25,205 You know, with little umbrellas? 547 00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:28,917 (MUTTERING IN ITALIAN) 548 00:28:33,129 --> 00:28:35,757 I'm only doing this for the money. 549 00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:38,134 Right. 550 00:28:38,635 --> 00:28:40,011 So how do we get there? 551 00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:43,223 That star's our point. 552 00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:48,728 (GRUNTING) 553 00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:00,865 Well... 554 00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:03,201 Our little thief isn't going to run away. 555 00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:04,369 (HISSES) 556 00:29:04,452 --> 00:29:06,788 He thinks he's going to pay us a visit. 557 00:29:06,871 --> 00:29:08,039 (SNARLING) 558 00:29:08,123 --> 00:29:12,377...