Shrek 2

550 00:31:13,741 --> 00:31:16.178 MY PRINCE CHARMING WILL RESCUE ME FROM MY TOWER 551 00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:19.007 AND BRING ME BACK TO MY FAMILY. 552 00:31:19,138 --> 00:31:22.706 AND WE'LL ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 553 00:31:23,664 --> 00:31:26.014 MRS. FIONA CHARMING. 554 00:31:27,276 --> 00:31:29.148 MRS. FIONA CHARMING. 555 00:31:29,278 --> 00:31:30.584 MRS. FIONA CHARMING. 556 00:31:30,714 --> 00:31:32.716 MRS. FIONA CHARMING. 557 00:31:32,847 --> 00:31:34.457 [PHRASE ECHOES] 558 00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:38.940 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 559 00:31:42,813 --> 00:31:45.381 SORRY. I HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING ANYTHING. 560 00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:51.692 NO, NO. I WAS JUST READING A ER... A SCARY BOOK. 561 00:31:51,822 --> 00:31:53.955 I WAS HOPING YOU'D LET ME APOLOGIZE 562 00:31:54,086 --> 00:31:56.349 FOR MY DESPICABLE BEHAVIOR EARLIER. 563 00:31:56,479 --> 00:31:58.003 OK. 564 00:31:58,133 --> 00:31:59.874 I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME. 565 00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:02.921 YOU SUPPOSE WE COULD PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED AND START OVER... 566 00:32:03,051 --> 00:32:05.924 - LOOK, YOUR MAJESTY, I JUST... - PLEASE. CALL ME DAD. 567 00:32:06,054 --> 00:32:10.363 DAD. WE BOTH ACTED LIKE OGRES. 568 00:32:10,493 --> 00:32:13.888 MAYBE WE JUST NEED SOME TIME TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 569 00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:15.629 EXCELLENT IDEA! 570 00:32:15,759 --> 00:32:18.762 I WAS ACTUALLY HOPING YOU MIGHT JOIN ME FOR A MORNING HUNT. 571 00:32:18,893 --> 00:32:21.722 A LITTLE FATHER-SON TIME? 572 00:32:21,852 --> 00:32:25.552 I KNOW IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO FIONA. 573 00:32:31,688 --> 00:32:32.863 [SIGHS] 574 00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:37.564 SHALL WE SAY, 7:30 BY THE OLD OAK? 575 00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:41.176 [BIRDS TWITTER] 576 00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:44.963 [SHREK] FACE IT, DONKEY! WE'RE LOST. 577 00:32:45,093 --> 00:32:48.488 WE CAN'T BE LOST. WE FOLLOWED THE KING'S INSTRUCTIONS EXACTLY. 578 00:32:48,618 --> 00:32:51.186 "HEAD TO THE DARKEST PART OF THE WOODS..." 579 00:32:51,317 --> 00:32:54.407 "PAST THE SINISTER TREES WITH SCARY-LOOKING BRANCHES." 580 00:32:54,537 --> 00:32:56.583 THE BUSH SHAPED LIKE SHIRLEY BASSEY! 581 00:32:56,713 --> 00:32:58.585 WE PASSED THAT THREE TIMES ALREADY! 582 00:32:58,715 --> 00:33:01.675 YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID NOT TO STOP FOR DIRECTIONS. 583 00:33:01,805 --> 00:33:06.114 OH, GREAT. MY ONE CHANCE TO FIX THINGS UP WITH FIONA'S DAD 584 00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:08.247 AND I END UP LOST IN THE WOODS WITH YOU! 585 00:33:08,377 --> 00:33:10.597 DON'T GET HUFFY! I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP. 586 00:33:10,727 --> 00:33:12.903 I KNOW! I KNOW. 587 00:33:14,905 --> 00:33:18.126 - I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT? - HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 588 00:33:18,257 --> 00:33:21.651 I JUST REALLY NEED TO MAKE THINGS WORK WITH THIS GUY. 589 00:33:21,782 --> 00:33:24.828 YEAH, SURE. NOW LET'S GO BOND WITH DADDY. 590 00:33:24,959 --> 00:33:26.917 [PURRING] 591 00:33:32,488 --> 00:33:34.099 WELL, WELL, WELL, DONKEY. 592 00:33:34,229 --> 00:33:36.840 I KNOW IT WAS KIND OF A TENDER MOMENT BACK THERE, 593 00:33:36,971 --> 00:33:39.495 = BUT THE PURRING? - WHAT? I AIN'T PURRING. 594 00:33:39,626 --> 00:33:42.150 SURE. WHAT'S NEXT? A HUG? 595 00:33:42,281 --> 00:33:44.022 HEY, SHREK.DONKEYS DON'T PURR. 596 00:33:44,152 --> 00:33:46.154 WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM,SOME KIND OF A... 597 00:33:46,285 --> 00:33:48.591 HA-HA! FEAR ME, IF YOU DARE! 598 00:33:48,722 --> 00:33:50.941 - [HISSES] - HEY, LOOK! A LITTLE CAT. 599 00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:54.554 - LOOK OUT! HE GOT A PIECE! - IT'S A CAT, DONKEY. 600 00:33:54,684 --> 00:33:55.946 COME HERE, KITTY, KITTY. 601 00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:59.037 COME ON, LITTLE KITTY.COME HERE. 602 00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:02.649 OH! COME HERE,LITTLE KITTY. 603 00:34:02,779 --> 00:34:04.477 - AAAAHHH! - WHOA! 604 00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:06.566 HOLD ON, SHREK! I'M COMING! 605 00:34:06,696 --> 00:34:08.829 COME ON! GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF! 606 00:34:08,959 --> 00:34:11.136 OH, GOD. OH... 607 00:34:11,266 --> 00:34:13.094 NO! 608 00:34:14,878 --> 00:34:17.229 - LOOK OUT, SHREK! HOLD STILL! - GET IT OFF! 609 00:34:17,359 --> 00:34:20.406 SHREK! HOLD STILL! 610 00:34:20,536 --> 00:34:24.758 - DID I MISS? - NO. YOU GOT THEM. 611 00:34:28,022 --> 00:34:32.026 NOW, YE OGRE, PRAY FOR MERCY FROM... 612 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:36.291 PUSS... IN BOOTS! 613 00:34:36,422 --> 00:34:37.901 I'LL KILL THAT CAT! 614 00:34:38,032 --> 00:34:39.164 AH-HA-HA! 615 00:34:39,294 --> 00:34:42.689 [COUGHS] 616 00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:46.823 [WHEEZES] 617 00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:54.701 [RETCHES] 618 00:34:54,831 --> 00:34:57.138 [COUGHS] 619 00:34:57,269 --> 00:35:01.186 - [CHUCKLES] HAIRBALL. - OH! THAT IS NASTY! 620 00:35:02,274 --> 00:35:03.971 WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH HIM? 621 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05.625 TAKE THE SWORD AND NEUTER HIM. 622 00:35:05,755 --> 00:35:07.235 GIVE HIM THE BOB BARKER TREATMENT. 623 00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:10.195 OH, NO! POR FAVOR!PLEASE! I IMPLORE YOU! 624 00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:11.805 IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL, SEÑOR. 625 00:35:11,...