My Life in Ruins

-Your evaluation forms. Take one. -Don't think I won't. 454 00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:35,517 I usually hand these out at the end of the trip. 455 00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:38,152 But this will give you 4 more days to complain about me. 456 00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:40,288 Hey, hand them out to everybody. 457 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:42,423 What's Greek for "bipolar"? 458 00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:48,363 Hey. Enough. Your jokes aren't funny. 459 00:31:51,009 --> 00:31:54,775 You know, my wife and I have taken tours for 20 years. 460 00:31:55,346 --> 00:31:58,076 This one, gotta be the worst. 461 00:31:58,182 --> 00:31:59,581 Here we go again. Yeah, yeah, 462 00:31:59,684 --> 00:32:03,211 -I know, yeah, I stink, I wrecked Greece. -It's the worst because my wife is not here. 463 00:32:03,321 --> 00:32:05,687 -And it's just not the same. -Well, you know what? If I were her, 464 00:32:05,823 --> 00:32:07,347 I wouldn't be here with you, either. 465 00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:10,621 I'm sure she's spending her vacation somewhere... 466 00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:23,931 I'm so sorry. 467 00:32:44,395 --> 00:32:47,125 You know what? I think we should just go shopping. 468 00:32:47,231 --> 00:32:50,758 -Lovely. Just what we wanted, wasn't it? -Okay. 469 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:53,801 -Nice bit of shopping. -I can finish this later. 470 00:32:54,238 --> 00:32:56,934 -I know a good place for shopping. -Fine. 471 00:33:00,912 --> 00:33:02,641 Look at this stuff. 472 00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:05,874 No, no, no. 473 00:33:10,355 --> 00:33:11,322 Peekaboo! 474 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:16,727 Do you like the gold? 475 00:33:17,528 --> 00:33:18,517 I love that. 476 00:33:18,629 --> 00:33:22,929 She doesn't have any arms so she makes up for it by showing her breasts, honey. 477 00:33:23,034 --> 00:33:24,023 Really? 478 00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:34,441 Eat hearty, men. 479 00:33:34,545 --> 00:33:38,037 -For tonight we dine in Greece! -In Greece! 480 00:33:45,223 --> 00:33:47,248 -What was his name? -Who? 481 00:33:48,593 --> 00:33:50,458 When it's over, some women cut their hair. 482 00:33:50,561 --> 00:33:52,529 Some women run away to Greece. So... 483 00:33:52,630 --> 00:33:55,758 I did not move to Greece because of some man. 484 00:33:56,601 --> 00:33:59,069 -Why? Who'd you shave for? -Georgia! 485 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,164 Georgia, come here, come here, come here! 486 00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:03,763 I don't think I like what's going on around here. 487 00:34:06,177 --> 00:34:08,270 Georgia! We need you. Just, real... We need you! 488 00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:10,745 -Okay. -What did you call my wife? 489 00:34:11,516 --> 00:34:12,744 What's going on? What's going on? 490 00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:17,082 Look, this guy here is charging everybody else one price for the dingle nut 491 00:34:17,188 --> 00:34:21,022 and he's charging me and my wife 2 extra euros. That's what, fellow. 492 00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:22,615 It's just cultural interaction. 493 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:26,219 He offers you a price and then he expects you to offer him a price back. 494 00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:28,730 You know, it's just... It's called bargaining. 495 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:31,666 -It's called "rip-off." -Thank you very much. 496 00:34:34,105 --> 00:34:36,630 -What did he just call me? -No, no, no. He wants me to translate. 497 00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:41,540 You fat tourists. 498 00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:43,307 My tourist friends. 499 00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:45,939 I could give you idiots 500 00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:48,484 authentic Greek items made by my grandmother. 501 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:52,784 He could give you handmade authentic items made by his grandmother. 502 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:56,458 But you dummies want this cheap crap. 503 00:34:56,561 --> 00:34:58,028 You have good taste. 504 00:34:58,129 --> 00:35:00,063 This junk is made in Korea. 505 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:01,392 Things are made in Corinth. 506 00:35:01,499 --> 00:35:02,989 By prisoners. 507 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:04,534 By friends. 508 00:35:04,635 --> 00:35:05,829 For you, I'll double the price. 509 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,165 I can make you a good price. 510 00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:09,967 Yeah, that's what we want right there, fellow. 511 00:35:10,074 --> 00:35:12,508 And to your guide, a kickback. 512 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:13,599 What? 513 00:35:13,711 --> 00:35:15,941 Kick back and enjoy your stay. 514 00:35:16,514 --> 00:35:17,742 -Okay? -Okay. 515 00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:18,816 How much do you want for it? 516 00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:20,144 20 euros. 517 00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:21,275 20 euros. 518 00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:23,910 -Is that good? -Yeah, now that sounds more reasonable. 519 00:35:24,021 --> 00:35:25,181 -Okay. -Okay. 520 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:26,654 Okay. Oka