A Night at the Roxbury

to be like Grieco. 650 00:27:27,830 --> 00:27:29,223 Though appearance and automotive wise, 651 00:27:29,353 --> 00:27:31,051 it's Grieco, but professionally, it's this guy. 652 00:27:31,181 --> 00:27:32,139 Got it. 653 00:27:35,664 --> 00:27:37,405 Dooey, my main man. 654 00:27:37,927 --> 00:27:39,015 I love this man. 655 00:27:39,538 --> 00:27:41,496 I want you to meet the Butabi brothers. 656 00:27:41,627 --> 00:27:43,846 These are good boys. Hey. 657 00:27:44,673 --> 00:27:47,067 Who grabbed my ass? Did you grab my ass? 658 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:49,678 No, sir, I did not grab your ass. 659 00:27:49,809 --> 00:27:50,897 It's okay if you did. 660 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:52,551 I understand. 661 00:27:54,117 --> 00:27:55,466 Just that you're barking up the wrong tree. 662 00:27:55,597 --> 00:27:58,600 [all laugh] 663 00:27:59,296 --> 00:28:00,689 So, you guys come here a lot? 664 00:28:01,385 --> 00:28:04,345 Yeah. All the time. But we've never been inside. 665 00:28:05,259 --> 00:28:06,652 [Doug] Steve, watch what you're saying. 666 00:28:07,609 --> 00:28:10,438 So is Johnny Depp meeting you here or what? 667 00:28:13,049 --> 00:28:13,963 No. 668 00:28:17,401 --> 00:28:19,882 All right. Um, listen, Benny, 669 00:28:20,274 --> 00:28:21,754 we'll see you later. [Benny] Hey. Okay. 670 00:28:22,189 --> 00:28:24,887 All right. See you, guys. See you, Richard Grieco. 671 00:28:25,018 --> 00:28:28,108 See ya, Grieco's lady. [Benny laughs] 672 00:28:29,979 --> 00:28:32,329 Sir, I just wanna say that it is an honor 673 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:34,593 to shoot the shit with the owner of the club 674 00:28:34,723 --> 00:28:35,898 of all clubs. [Benny] Ah. 675 00:28:36,377 --> 00:28:38,205 Yeah, and we're pretty proficient club-hoppers, 676 00:28:38,335 --> 00:28:40,033 so we know what we're talking about. 677 00:28:40,163 --> 00:28:41,817 But we usually go to this place called the Mudd Club, 678 00:28:41,948 --> 00:28:43,732 and that place is rank. 679 00:28:43,863 --> 00:28:45,821 They'll let any ass-wad in the door. 680 00:28:45,952 --> 00:28:46,822 I own that place also. 681 00:28:48,432 --> 00:28:49,782 It's a really good location. Aa-- and the drinks 682 00:28:49,912 --> 00:28:52,132 are reasonably priced. No, no, no. You boys are right. 683 00:28:52,262 --> 00:28:54,134 That's what's wrong with the club business today. 684 00:28:54,264 --> 00:28:56,876 One day you're hot, the next day you're not. Ah, poof. 685 00:28:57,616 --> 00:28:58,529 Tell him. 686 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,142 Well, actually, I, uh, if I may 687 00:29:02,272 --> 00:29:04,318 had an idea for a club. [Benny] Wait. 688 00:29:05,580 --> 00:29:06,537 Did you grab my ass? 689 00:29:08,061 --> 00:29:09,497 No. Do you want to? 690 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:12,500 No. 691 00:29:13,109 --> 00:29:14,197 Sh-- sh-- should I? 692 00:29:15,068 --> 00:29:16,547 [laughs] Okay. Continue. 693 00:29:18,854 --> 00:29:20,900 Yeah. Well, you know how people, 694 00:29:21,509 --> 00:29:23,250 when they're waiting outside of a club and they're bummed 695 00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:24,730 'cause they're trying to get in? 696 00:29:24,860 --> 00:29:26,166 This is great. This is great. 697 00:29:26,296 --> 00:29:28,516 Well, what if the outside of the club 698 00:29:28,647 --> 00:29:30,126 looked like the inside? 699 00:29:30,257 --> 00:29:31,911 You know, they had couches and music 700 00:29:32,041 --> 00:29:32,999 and all that stuff going on. 701 00:29:34,609 --> 00:29:36,045 But then on the inside... This is the best part. 702 00:29:36,176 --> 00:29:39,832 ...it looks like the street. You know, cars and street signs. 703 00:29:40,441 --> 00:29:42,922 So basically, the outside is the inside, 704 00:29:43,052 --> 00:29:46,969 and the inside is the outside. Doesn't that blow your mind? 705 00:29:47,317 --> 00:29:49,015 [music playing continues] 706 00:29:49,145 --> 00:29:51,582 What about that guy? [Vivica] Owns a restaurant. 707 00:29:51,713 --> 00:29:52,888 How many? One. 708 00:29:54,063 --> 00:29:55,848 Boy, has this place gone downhill. 709 00:29:57,197 --> 00:29:58,938 Look, I don't see anything over six figures. 710 00:29:59,068 --> 00:30:01,244 Let's just get out of here. Wait a minute. 711 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,290 That's that Zadir guy. 712 00:30:03,420 --> 00:30:04,204 [Vivica] Who are those guys with him? 713 00:30:05,858 --> 00:30:06,815 [Cambi] I don't know, but if they're with Zadir, 714 00:30:06,946 --> 00:30:08,643 They have got to be worth something. 715 00:30:09,078 --> 00:30:10,601 Great. Let's work. 716 00:30:12,778 --> 00:30:14,736 Tell him about the vampire idea. That's good. 717 00:30:14,867 --> 00:30:15,911 I can't tell him about that idea. 718 00:30:16,042 --> 00:30:17,130 That's a good idea. It's a dumb idea. 719 00:30:17,260 --> 00:30:18,871 Wait! I have to say hello to Jim Carrey. 720 00:30:19,349 --> 00:30:22,657 Jim! Come here, you pet-detective bastard! 721 00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:28,010 Smokin'! You crazy son of a bitch! [laughs] 722 00:3