Michael Corben, along with the rest of his high-school French class, sets out for a trip to France when he is mistaken for an agent of the same name. He is beseiged by both the good guys and the bad guys. British Intelligence outfits him with a series of James-Bond-like gizmos, and Steranko sends more would-be assassins after him. Can Michael stop the evil Steranko's plans for European domination?
If Looks Could Kill is a Action, Comedy film released in 1991.
1 subtitle release available in English.
Movie Dialogue Sample
I want all references
to the operative called "the French Teacher."
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Go back 20 years if necessary.
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Corben will have to go it alone.
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Then somebody must call his mother!
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Mrs. Grober, do you know Mother?
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I certainly do.
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Shh! Despite what you are saying,
if I don't have Michael Corben this week,
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she will be one unhappy lady.
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Is that a threat?
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French teachers do not threaten, Monsieur.
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They say s'il vous plait.
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My people have adjusted the armament provision
designated for your mission, Corben.
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- My what?
- Surely you're familiar with the knapsack.
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I'm sure you'll find these interesting.
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You'll be the first agent to use the working prototype.
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No way. X-ray specs?
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Of course, x-rays are impervious to lead.
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Of course.
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May I?
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You're such a boy, Derek.
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Chewable plastic explosives. Sugarless, of course.
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Quite ingenious.
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Simply chew like an ordinary piece of gum.
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Combine with the silver foil
to activate the explosive compound.
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These are quite new.
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Press these pads to activate.
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They'll adhere to any surface.
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NASA technology combined with British ingenuity.
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I wouldn't gain any weight if I were you.
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This is all very cool,
but you guys are making a big mistake.
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Isn't this charade getting tiresome?
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Just who do you think I am?
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Michael Corben, deep-cover agent for the CIA.
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Michael Corben, French-class reject.
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I've seen it before.
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They've got them so brainwashed in America,
you can't penetrate his cover.
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Here, look. Check this out.
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Here's my driver's license,
my school i.d., my fake i.d.
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Track down Mrs. Grober, my French teacher.
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- She'll tell you I'm...
- Your car.
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Michael Corben, deep-cover operative for the CIA.
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This is a photograph of Augustus Steranko,
Orenbourg's Chancellor of Finance.
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Steranko is an ally and a friend.
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I got to get a boat.
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Steranko will be hosting a summit
at the Chateau Richlieu in Orenbourg.
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Prime ministers from every Common-Market
nation will bring their countries' gold.
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The Chateau will become the Fort Knox of Europe.
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When you say, "your car,"
did you mean "your car,"
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or did you mean "your car," as in my car?
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The assassin has already murdered three Finance
Ministers and Blade, who was our own top agent.
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We suspect Steranko will be his next target.
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Under no circumstances should you indicate to him
that you're working for British Intelligence.
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- Control panel open.
- Get out of town.
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Damn!
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Now...
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in here, you'll find a wet suit,
scuba gear, camouflage, and a tuxedo,
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all outfitted with standard
hands-up survival protection.
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There's a map in your glove compartment.
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You'll find 100,000 francs for expenses in your pack,
along with the key to your room at the Palace Hotel.
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It's near the casino where
Steranko will be playing cards tonight.
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Buy whatever you need... some new clothes,
perhaps... but save the receip
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