Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,363 You're gonna have to get around there, make a left on Brookwood. 537 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,249 - There's no room. - Get aggressive! 538 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,123 We have places to be. You're doing great. 539 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,162 Mom, do you mind? Please. 540 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,844 What? Because of this morning? 541 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,128 It's not the first time I've seen your penis, Anthony! 542 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,128 - Mom saw your penis? - Yep! 543 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,760 I've seen yours too, Alexander. 544 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,160 I've seen every penis in this car! 545 00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,481 Every penis. 546 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,080 Come on! 547 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,651 Excuse me, sir! 548 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,924 Excuse me, sir, in the ironic Mini Cooper! 549 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,889 You're gonna have to put down the latte... 550 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,128 and move or I am gonna come and do it for you! 551 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,447 Sir, I am gonna come... Thank you, son. 552 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,646 Easy, hon. 553 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,284 Nice and slow. Nice and slow, sweets. 554 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,924 Gently, gently. 555 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,001 There you go, honey. 556 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,531 Move, move, move. 557 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:31,721 Go, go, go. 558 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,131 It's okay, baby. 559 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,764 Mom's gotta go. Have a good day. 560 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,080 Do you have lunch money? 561 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,446 - Yes? - Got it. 562 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,521 Love you. 563 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,641 Mom! 564 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,129 This is not gonna work. This is not gonna work! 565 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,044 Let's go! Fold in. Woodwinds, make a window! 566 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,043 Come on! Let's go, kids! 567 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,162 The bell is ringing! Go, march, march! 568 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,365 Move it on in there. Fold in. Hustle! 569 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,001 Excuse me! Excuse me! Okay, come on! 570 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,729 This day is so cursed. 571 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,721 Everybody move out of the way. 572 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,320 Just move out of the way. Make a window! 573 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,805 - Go. Here. - All right. 574 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,769 Goodbye. Take your stuff. 575 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,564 Have a good day, honey! 576 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:13,641 Here we go, boys. 577 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:19,931 Celia! 578 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,650 Celia, wait up! What's wrong? 579 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,529 You haven't answered your phone since last night. 580 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,484 Why do you care? I thought I was so exhausting. 581 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,846 I wasn't talking to you. 582 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,405 I was talking to my idiot brother. 583 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,960 - Whatever. - I tried calling you back! 584 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,082 I really didn't feel like talking to you. 585 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,003 I just don't think you understand... 586 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,924 the emotional responsibilities that come from having a girlfriend. 587 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,445 Wait, are you breaking up with me? 588 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,771 What about tonight? 589 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,446 I don't even wanna go. 590 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,166 Sorry. Morning! 591 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,241 Good morning! 592 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,245 Try calling again! 593 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,169 Sorry I'm late. I had a little car trouble. 594 00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,765 My husband had to drop me off. 595 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,923 - What happened? - This happened! 596 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,647 And not just the cover. No. 597 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,610 15 times throughout the book. 598 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,291 But it must be some horrible mistake at the printer! 599 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,529 I don't know, Cooper. You're the one who did the final proof! 600 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,443 We can't have that in a children's book! 601 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,683 We just pulled the plug on publication. So, that's good. 602 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,849 But we have an even bigger problem. 603 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,127 Celebrity readings. Dick Van Dyke! 604 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,400 I've been calling all morning, but I can't get through. 605 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,566 Oh no. 606 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,642 I will get down there. I will fix this. I will take care of this! 607 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,364 He won't ...