The Main Event

00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:01,414 uh... 584 00:34:02,081 --> 00:34:06,627 put the sleeper hold on the brake line of a 1988 Toyota Tercel, so... 585 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:14,010 I'mma eat the salad. 586 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:22,268 <i>WWE Universe, it's time.</i> 587 00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:25,646 <i>Our 16 competitors are jacked up and ready to do this.</i> 588 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,526 No! 589 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:40,494 Ah! 590 00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:54,675 One, two, three! 591 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:56,028 Next up… 592 00:34:56,052 --> 00:35:00,389 Big Billy Beavers! 593 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,475 Yee-haw! 594 00:35:04,894 --> 00:35:06,187 Yo, Kid Chaos. 595 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:07,647 Huh, congrats, Smooth. 596 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:09,690 Oh, thanks, bro. How're you feeling? 597 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:12,860 I feel like I'm about to hop on a lightning bolt, 598 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,071 and ride it like a bucking bronco. 599 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:17,698 Yeah! 600 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:19,742 And his opponent... 601 00:35:20,034 --> 00:35:23,579 Kid Chaos! 602 00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:29,836 Baby! Come on, Chaos! 603 00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,838 Kid Chaos! Whoo! 604 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:32,755 <i>♪ We're always ready ♪</i> 605 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:34,841 <i>♪ I mean it, I said it You start it, we end it ♪</i> 606 00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:36,884 <i>♪ I'm always ready We're always ready ♪</i> 607 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,612 <i>♪ Tell me when you're ready We're always ready ♪</i> 608 00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:40,638 <i>♪ Tell me when you're ready We're always ready ♪</i> 609 00:35:40,721 --> 00:35:42,723 <i>♪ I mean it, I said it You start it, we end it ♪</i> 610 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,475 <i>♪ I'm always ready We're always ready ♪</i> 611 00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:24,599 Stay down, little dogie! 612 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:29,061 Hey! Hey! Don't you touch my baby! 613 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,189 One, two... 614 00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:33,274 Oh! 615 00:36:34,483 --> 00:36:36,611 That's right! Get him, baby, get him! 616 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:40,530 Yeah! 617 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:43,117 Whoo! 618 00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:55,588 Yeah! 619 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,480 Hey! Hey! Stop! 620 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,632 One, two, three! 621 00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:41,342 Yeah! 622 00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:44,303 <i>♪ Tell me when you're ready We're always ready ♪</i> 623 00:37:44,428 --> 00:37:46,514 <i>♪ I mean it, I said it You start it, we end it ♪</i> 624 00:37:46,847 --> 00:37:49,517 Chaos! Chaos! Chaos! 625 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,727 Chaos! Chaos! Ah! 626 00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:53,896 So good I gotta get the selfie! 627 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:56,274 Whoo! 628 00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:59,151 Chaos! Chaos! 629 00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:03,614 <i>Chaos! Chaos! Chaos!</i> 630 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:15,209 Ugh. 631 00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:30,057 Erica, good to hear from you. 632 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,517 How's it going out there? 633 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,060 I'm sure you're crushing it. 634 00:38:33,185 --> 00:38:34,562 Leo, come down here! 635 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:38,566 - Oh... - Hey, Leo. 636 00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:40,359 Huh. Erica... 637 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:43,696 Oh. Hey. What are you doing here? 638 00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:47,325 I know I said I'd call, but I take dance lessons right down the street, 639 00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:49,785 so I figured I'd just come over. Is that okay? 640 00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:51,202 Uh... 641 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:54,707 Of course, it's okay. It's fine, sweetie. 642 00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:58,210 Yeah, it's totally okay. I just, uh... 643 00:38:58,794 --> 00:39:00,629 Uh... give me a second, okay? 644 00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:04,717 You know, that is so crazy that you're a dancer, 645 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,052 because I'm a dancer, too. 646 00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:08,929 Like, back in the 80s, I was a pop lock master. 647 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,765 Oh, my God. I was so funky fresh. 648 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:11,848 Tap me. 649 00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:13,517 Oh, oh, oh! 650 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,144 Ooh! Ah! 651 00:39:18,272 --> 00:39:19,523 In your face! 652 00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:25,863 Okay, she's here. In your home. 653 00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:28,032 Okay. Just breathe. 654 00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:29,700 You can do this. 655 00:39:30,701 --> 00:39:31,869 You can be cool. 656 00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:34,537 Yeah. 657 00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:36,123 You can be cool. 658 00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:41,170 You can't be cool. 659 00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:51,806 You wanna start with Science? 660 00:39:51,889 --> 00:39:54,225 Yeah, sure. But first, let's get you a drink. 661 00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:55,851 I'm goo