Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Road Trip

Alexander, give me a hand. 677 00:30:17,375 --> 00:30:18,791 - [ringing continues] - [Alexander] Hmm. 678 00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:20,541 You look like you got this. 679 00:30:22,666 --> 00:30:25,833 [♪ throat singing] 680 00:30:27,416 --> 00:30:29,416 [♪ cumbia music playing] 681 00:30:38,208 --> 00:30:41,875 - [screams] Devil monkey. [groaning] - Get off of me! 682 00:30:41,958 --> 00:30:43,208 [♪ throat singing stops] 683 00:30:43,291 --> 00:30:44,541 You brought that thing? 684 00:30:45,416 --> 00:30:47,666 No. It followed us. 685 00:30:47,750 --> 00:30:49,208 Remember what Grandpa said? 686 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:54,250 His dad tried to throw it away, but he could never get rid of it. 687 00:30:54,916 --> 00:30:57,000 [phone rings] 688 00:30:58,166 --> 00:30:59,166 [Mia] Hello? 689 00:30:59,708 --> 00:31:01,875 No, this is his daughter. Can I take a message? 690 00:31:01,958 --> 00:31:03,916 - Pick it up. - Fine. 691 00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:05,416 [Mia] Right. 692 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:08,500 [Alex] Scary, scary, scary, scary, scary. [groaning] 693 00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,416 I'll make sure he gets the message. 694 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,708 - [Alexander] Who was it? - That was Dad's landlord. 695 00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:16,458 He says the restaurant is closing. 696 00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:19,750 - Forever? - Oh, my God. 697 00:31:21,208 --> 00:31:23,208 My God. We are cursed. What do we do? 698 00:31:23,958 --> 00:31:25,375 I don't know. 699 00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:28,541 But I think I know where we can find out. 700 00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:36,458 [Lidia, clerk chattering] 701 00:31:36,541 --> 00:31:38,375 - [Lidia] Oh! - [clerk] It smells so good. 702 00:31:38,458 --> 00:31:40,125 [Lidia] My mother swore by that. 703 00:31:40,625 --> 00:31:42,041 [chattering] 704 00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:53,500 [clerk] Okay. 705 00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:55,416 [sighs] I'm a sucker for a mother story. 706 00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:57,291 My mother gave me this store 707 00:31:57,375 --> 00:32:00,208 instead of letting me follow my dreams to New York. Here you go. 708 00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:04,416 I thought you two were too good for <i>brujería</i>. 709 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:05,708 There's nothing better to do. 710 00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:07,541 - Hmm. Fair point. - Well, look at that. 711 00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:09,625 Exactly what you gave me. No change. 712 00:32:09,708 --> 00:32:11,250 - Thank you. - Thank you. 713 00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:12,708 - Blessings. - Blessings. [chuckles] 714 00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:18,416 Don't break anything. 715 00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:21,958 [Alexander] Love you, too. 716 00:32:22,833 --> 00:32:25,833 - Are you really a witch? - Wait... You don't just ask people that. 717 00:32:26,625 --> 00:32:29,125 - But are you? - Yes. Actually, I am. 718 00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:30,791 Come from a long line of them. 719 00:32:30,875 --> 00:32:32,791 I mean, why else would I have nail polish? 720 00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:35,291 Great. Well, we need professional help. 721 00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:38,208 Well, great. You came to the right place. Okay. Let me guess here. 722 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,500 [sighs] Money problems. 723 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:44,333 And you. [groans] There's so many problems. 724 00:32:44,416 --> 00:32:46,583 I can't pinpoint one because there's so many. 725 00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:49,541 [groans] But the one that pops out the most is... 726 00:32:50,958 --> 00:32:52,083 a love potion. 727 00:32:52,666 --> 00:32:54,083 - Love potion? - [clerk] Mm-hmm. 728 00:32:54,166 --> 00:32:56,333 This tincture is full of rosewater. 729 00:32:56,416 --> 00:32:59,083 Guaranteed to make that cute boy you like text you. 730 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,583 - How did you know about him? - Mia! Focus. 731 00:33:02,666 --> 00:33:04,041 Right. Sorry. 732 00:33:04,125 --> 00:33:06,541 - [sighs] We've got a big problem. - Mm-hmm. Your hair. 733 00:33:06,625 --> 00:33:09,083 - No. - You could have more than one problem. 734 00:33:09,166 --> 00:33:12,875 - What? No, because our family's cursed. - And it's all because of this. 735 00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:15,458 - No! No. Get out. Get out. - [Alexander] Whoa! Please! 736 00:33:15,541 --> 00:33:18,541 I don't need a bunch of weird kids coming into my store. [speaks Spanish] 737 00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:19,958 You need to leave now, okay? 738 00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:22,333 - Please leave with your bad juju. - Fine! Fine. Fine. 739 00:33:22,416 --> 00:33:23,416 We'll pay. 740 00:33:24,083 --> 00:33:25,500 - Mmm? - [Alexander] We'll pay. 741 00:33:25,583 --> 00:33:27,583 I hope you mean you're paying? 742 00:33:27,666 --> 00:33:30,000 [sighs] Come on. Please, Mia. 743 00:33:30,083 --> 00:33:33,416 If we don't do this, Dad is gonna lose his restauran