Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

Good, honey. 510 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:34,452 Okay. Everything is cool here, right, Greg? 511 00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:38,331 Yeah, Mom. And l have your number if l need you. 512 00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:42,293 Okay, sweeties. Well, we'll see you tomorrow. Good night. 513 00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:47,882 Listen up. 514 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:52,928 lf you do anything that embarrasses me, anything at all, 515 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:54,805 l will. . . 516 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,182 You'll what? 517 00:32:58,268 --> 00:33:01,437 Just stay out of my way, 518 00:33:03,065 --> 00:33:04,065 nerds. 519 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:11,447 l think we should go upstairs. 520 00:33:11,782 --> 00:33:13,115 Are you kidding me? 521 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,827 We might not get to go to another high school party for five more years. 522 00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,329 We have an opportunity here, 523 00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:22,083 to see things no other kid in our grade has ever seen before. 524 00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:23,584 Like what? 525 00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:25,002 Teenage things. 526 00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:28,339 Just follow my lead, and we'll be fine. 527 00:33:39,101 --> 00:33:42,019 Hey, watch the elbows, popcorn dude. Not cool. 528 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,317 That was a close one. 529 00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:57,660 l didn't know you could get up there. 530 00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:00,204 You should hear my band. 531 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:02,873 We play so loud, we actually make people's eardrums bleed. 532 00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:04,542 Ew. l mean, not really. 533 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:07,795 l think your brother likes her! 534 00:34:14,136 --> 00:34:15,678 l have to go find my friend. 535 00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,930 Yeah, yeah, l know. 536 00:34:20,267 --> 00:34:23,769 Reminder! You can't call if you're dead. 537 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:36,031 Dude, this party is dying. Look, the girls aren't into it. 538 00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:37,825 Look, they want to dance. 539 00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:39,744 You don't ask them to dance, they're gonna leave, 540 00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:41,078 then you're just gonna be that guy 541 00:34:41,163 --> 00:34:42,830 who threw the lame party with no girls. 542 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,498 Go ask the girls to dance! 543 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,584 You ask them. 544 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:49,962 No, man. You go ask the girls to dance. 545 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:51,172 You almost did it. 546 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:53,132 l'm not going to do it! l've seen you dance! 547 00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:54,216 l'm not doing it. . . 548 00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:57,344 Did somebody say "dance"? Break it down! 549 00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,180 Rowley, no! Don't! 550 00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:02,266 That kid's dead. No, wait, man. What are you, new? 551 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:05,686 You can't mess with a chubby kid, the girls'll freak out! 552 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,151 l won't call Mom. You can kill me. 553 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:14,653 Conga! 554 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,074 What is he doing? 555 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:21,994 Who cares? l'm going to go squeeze in 556 00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:24,288 next to Rachel Lewis and Amy Ramirez! 557 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:27,291 Shake, shake, shake, Senora, Shake your body line 558 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:31,629 Shake, shake, shake, Senora, Shake it all the time 559 00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:33,672 My girl's name is Senora 560 00:35:33,757 --> 00:35:35,800 I tell you, friends, I adore her 561 00:35:35,884 --> 00:35:37,802 And when she dances, oh, brother! 562 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:40,262 She's a hurricane in all kinds of weather 563 00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:42,389 Jump in the line, Rock your body 564 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:43,974 This is great! 565 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:46,477 l know! l wish my mom was here. 566 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:49,313 Your parents are so cool to let you have this party. 567 00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:53,442 Yeah, really cool. And they can never know. 568 00:35:53,527 --> 00:35:55,402 You can talk about Cha Cha 569 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,321 Tango, Waltz, or the Rumba 570 00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:59,448 Senora's dance has no title 571 00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:02,076 You jump in the saddle Hold on to the bridle! 572 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,703 Jump in the line, Rock your body in time 573 00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:06,288 Whoa! 574 00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:11,585 Shake, shake, shake, Senora, Shake it all the time 575 00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:37,194 Hi. You've reached the Heffley residence. Please leave a message. 576 00:36:37,487 --> 00:36:40,865 Hey, guys. Manny's sick. We're on our way home. 577 00:36:40,991 --> 00:36:42,408 See you in an hour. 578 00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:44,577 Holy. . . Moly! 579 00:36:48,748 -...