Dennis the Menace

289 00:26:07,727 --> 00:26:10,389 She said to bring a helmet and wear pants. 290 00:27:48,361 --> 00:27:50,226 I'm looking for Polly. 291 00:27:50,796 --> 00:27:52,286 You're Mickey? 292 00:27:52,631 --> 00:27:53,723 Yeah. 293 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,836 She's up in my mom's bathroom using the armpit perfume. 294 00:27:57,903 --> 00:28:02,135 She says you're such a stud, she gets nervous and sweats a lot. 295 00:28:03,275 --> 00:28:04,264 Cool. 296 00:28:04,877 --> 00:28:06,242 Come on in. 297 00:28:47,386 --> 00:28:48,853 Tastes funny. 298 00:28:55,995 --> 00:28:57,656 Tastes like paint. 299 00:29:00,666 --> 00:29:01,928 And wood. 300 00:29:04,370 --> 00:29:06,600 I'll make us some sandwiches. 301 00:29:25,257 --> 00:29:27,953 '<i>'</i>'Do not cry, little locomotive,'... 302 00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:32,464 '<i>'...</i>said old Engine Number 99 to Huffy. 303 00:29:33,466 --> 00:29:37,163 '<i>'</i>'One day when you grow up, you will realize... 304 00:29:37,236 --> 00:29:40,228 '<i>'</i>'... that all trains are impotent, important... 305 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,435 '<i>'</i>'... even little mail trains."<i>'</i> 306 00:29:46,712 --> 00:29:48,304 How can a train grow? 307 00:29:48,380 --> 00:29:51,543 He eats all his coal and gets plenty of sleep. 308 00:29:52,418 --> 00:29:55,854 No, what's the point of reading lies? 309 00:29:56,655 --> 00:29:59,954 It teaches kids to eat all their food... 310 00:30:00,025 --> 00:30:02,892 ...and go to bed when they're supposed to. 311 00:30:03,062 --> 00:30:07,328 And not cry when mean cabooses and boxcars make fun of them. 312 00:30:09,735 --> 00:30:11,202 This is so stupid. 313 00:30:11,270 --> 00:30:14,205 Are you ready to get out of here and go to bed, yet? 314 00:30:14,306 --> 00:30:17,764 I'm not even wrinkled up yet. Keep reading. 315 00:30:23,015 --> 00:30:27,884 '<i>'</i>'I will never be big enough to pull anything but silly old mail cars,'... 316 00:30:28,521 --> 00:30:30,113 '<i>'...</i>sobbed Huffy. 317 00:30:32,358 --> 00:30:34,417 '<i>'</i>Sob<i>...</i> 318 00:30:35,161 --> 00:30:37,220 '<i>'</i>Sobbobed Huffy.'<i>'</i> 319 00:30:46,071 --> 00:30:47,800 Where are you going? 320 00:30:56,649 --> 00:30:59,447 I'm going to investigate Mitchell's garage. 321 00:30:59,518 --> 00:31:03,352 Dennis has been fooling around with paint. I know it, and I will prove it. 322 00:31:03,656 --> 00:31:06,750 Aren't you taking this a bit far, George? 323 00:31:07,626 --> 00:31:09,218 He's only a boy. 324 00:32:05,584 --> 00:32:06,676 Kids! 325 00:32:24,203 --> 00:32:25,898 G.D. Wading pool! 326 00:32:37,616 --> 00:32:38,947 That's it! 327 00:33:37,076 --> 00:33:40,068 Gee, I guess those kids took off. 328 00:33:56,261 --> 00:33:58,024 I got him this time. 329 00:33:58,497 --> 00:34:00,397 Mitchell can't deny it. 330 00:34:19,952 --> 00:34:21,544 Sorry. Good night. 331 00:34:28,494 --> 00:34:30,519 He's only a boy, huh? 332 00:35:10,502 --> 00:35:12,094 Hi, Mrs. Wilson. 333 00:35:13,439 --> 00:35:15,236 Is Mr. Wilson up yet? 334 00:35:15,407 --> 00:35:16,897 Not yet, dear. 335 00:35:17,109 --> 00:35:19,577 How long do you think he's going to sleep? 336 00:35:19,645 --> 00:35:22,876 Not too much longer. He's having his picture taken this morning. 337 00:35:22,981 --> 00:35:26,678 - For what? - He's being honored for his garden. 338 00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,882 Do you think he would get mad if I went upstairs? 339 00:35:31,723 --> 00:35:34,191 What do you want to go upstairs for? 340 00:35:34,259 --> 00:35:37,695 I made an '<i>'</i>I'm Sorry I Shot Paint on Your Chicken'<i>'</i> card. 341 00:35:38,397 --> 00:35:40,388 That's very nice, Dennis. 342 00:35:40,766 --> 00:35:44,998 I'm kind of busy today, so I won't have a chance to give it to him. 343 00:35:45,737 --> 00:35:47,864 I have to go to Margaret's house... 344 00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:50,909 ...because we're getting poor, and my mom's got a job now. 345 00:35:50,976 --> 00:35:53,672 Could I leave it by his whisker cutter? 346 00:35:54,012 --> 00:35:56,480 That's where I leave my dad's '<i>'</i>Sorry'<i>'</i> cards. 347 00:35:56,548 --> 00:35:59,278 And it's a good time to say you're sorry. 348 00:35:59,351 --> 00:36:02,184 Grownup guys are happy in the morning when they wake up. 349 00:36:02,254 --> 00:36:03,448 My dad's so happy... 350 00:36:03,522 --> 00:36:05,786 ...he whistles when he goes to the bathroom. 351 00:36:05,891 --> 00:36:08,621 The only time he isn't happy is on Sunday morning... 352 00:36:08,694 --> 00:36:10,286 ...when he and my mom wrestle. 353 00:36:10,362 --> 00:36:12,387 They like to be alone when they do that. 354 00:36:12,464 --> 00:36:14,659 I think it's because they take off their shirts. 355 00:36:14,733 --> 00:36:16,360 Then they start to make funny noises... 356 00:36:16,435 -->...