Just One of the Guys

00:36:08,174 --> 00:36:10,540 What are you, a pussy? 441 00:36:16,982 --> 00:36:21,351 My doctor said that l should be okay by a week from Monday... 442 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,512 ...so l guess l'll just go to study hall. 443 00:36:24,690 --> 00:36:26,817 No, you won't. 444 00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:31,390 l have a little job for you, son. 445 00:36:39,672 --> 00:36:41,731 Here you go. 446 00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:44,774 Hey, knock yourself out. 447 00:36:45,778 --> 00:36:48,440 You look like you could use two. 448 00:36:48,614 --> 00:36:51,048 Dragon coming through, watch your toes. 449 00:36:51,217 --> 00:36:54,050 Come on, Fifi, don't dawdle. Come on. 450 00:36:58,924 --> 00:37:00,687 What are you looking at? 451 00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:02,589 Nothing. 452 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:04,730 Tulip. 453 00:37:05,131 --> 00:37:06,826 Hi. 454 00:37:07,333 --> 00:37:09,301 lt's me. 455 00:37:10,002 --> 00:37:12,061 Nice to see you. 456 00:37:13,472 --> 00:37:16,703 Hi, l'm Sandy. 457 00:37:17,209 --> 00:37:19,734 -Terry. -l know. 458 00:37:19,912 --> 00:37:22,904 That's an incredible tie. Where did you get it? 459 00:37:23,082 --> 00:37:26,017 -At a store. -Bitchen. 460 00:37:27,386 --> 00:37:30,150 l guess if you're new, you don't have a girlfriend. 461 00:37:30,322 --> 00:37:32,813 Yeah, well, l got one back home. 462 00:37:32,992 --> 00:37:35,324 Long-distance relationship? 463 00:37:35,895 --> 00:37:36,919 Good luck. 464 00:37:37,096 --> 00:37:40,190 Yo, Rick, you want a ride home? 465 00:37:41,901 --> 00:37:43,232 Sure. 466 00:37:43,402 --> 00:37:47,304 Yeah, well, gotta go, Sandy, so l guess l'll see you around. 467 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,865 Yeah, you will. 468 00:37:55,548 --> 00:37:57,709 She's pretty nice. 469 00:37:58,217 --> 00:38:00,082 Yeah, but l got this one rule. 470 00:38:00,252 --> 00:38:02,880 l never go out with girls who say ''bitchen.'' 471 00:38:10,696 --> 00:38:13,028 Pull up right here, this is fine. 472 00:38:17,169 --> 00:38:19,000 Thanks for the ride. 473 00:38:19,171 --> 00:38:21,662 Well, what are you doing now? 474 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,832 Nothing. Did you want to come in? 475 00:38:24,009 --> 00:38:28,605 Well, l was just gonna tune up my car and maybe play a little football... 476 00:38:28,781 --> 00:38:31,113 ...but yeah, l got time. 477 00:38:31,450 --> 00:38:32,849 Okay. 478 00:38:48,367 --> 00:38:52,861 lf my mom comes home from work and asks you about my girlfriend... 479 00:38:53,038 --> 00:38:54,471 ...just so you know... 480 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:58,269 ...her name is Alice and she looks a lot like Chrissy Evert Lloyd. 481 00:38:59,111 --> 00:39:02,012 l just don't want her to worry about my social life. 482 00:39:02,181 --> 00:39:04,513 Yeah, but Chris Evert Lloyd? 483 00:39:04,917 --> 00:39:07,442 lt was Wimbledon week. You want a beer? 484 00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:10,350 Yeah, l'll take a brewski. 485 00:39:19,531 --> 00:39:22,056 So you don't really have a girlfriend? 486 00:39:22,401 --> 00:39:23,891 You guessed it. 487 00:39:24,069 --> 00:39:26,902 -What about the prom? -What about it? 488 00:39:27,072 --> 00:39:29,302 Well, you know, sounds all right. 489 00:39:29,475 --> 00:39:33,036 ''Passion in Paradise.'' You're renting out that big surf place. 490 00:39:33,212 --> 00:39:34,406 Don't you want to go? 491 00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:38,880 Yeah, but it's kind of a romantic night. l'd rather not go with my mom. 492 00:39:39,051 --> 00:39:42,145 Well, did you ask anyone? 493 00:39:43,322 --> 00:39:44,880 Well, you better get going. 494 00:39:45,057 --> 00:39:48,117 -Who's your first choice? -You ask a lot of questions. 495 00:39:48,294 --> 00:39:51,661 Rick, we're rapping man-to-man about chicks and shit like that. 496 00:39:51,830 --> 00:39:54,128 You know, like, still a virgin? 497 00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:56,097 l don't know. 498 00:39:56,268 --> 00:39:59,203 You don't know? Weren't you paying attention? 499 00:39:59,371 --> 00:40:02,602 -Are you a virgin? -No. 500 00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:05,107 Have you slept with a lot of girls? 501 00:40:05,277 --> 00:40:09,145 -No. Have you ever slept with a girl? -Yeah. 502 00:40:09,315 --> 00:40:12,876 -Well, all right, let's hear the story. -lt's no big deal. 503 00:40:13,052 --> 00:40:14,713 Just after my dad died... 504 00:40:14,887 --> 00:40:18,550 ...this friend of my mom's, l think she wanted to cheer me up. 505 00:40:18,724 --> 00:40:21,215 She did. 506 00:40:23,062 --> 00:40:24,461 ls that your room? 507 00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:27,895 Wait a minute, don't go in there. lt's kind of messy. 508 00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:34,796 This is different. 509 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,965 l'm kind of into James Brown. 510 00:40:37,643 --> 00:40:39,042 l guess so. 511 00:40:39,211 --> 00:40:42,374 Pr