Sex Drive

You know that thing, when runners say they break the wall? 604 00:43:15,834 --> 00:43:18,496 You know, and it's all good after that? 605 00:43:18,938 --> 00:43:20,803 I feel like that when my dick's in your mouth. 606 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,274 It actually says Purple Soda. 607 00:43:29,114 --> 00:43:31,082 Bad boy. 608 00:43:35,821 --> 00:43:37,846 You like him, don't you? 609 00:43:40,926 --> 00:43:45,295 -What? Who? -Lance. I mean, he's the crush, right? 610 00:43:45,431 --> 00:43:50,232 Oh, yeah! I like Lance, 'cause he's so hot. 611 00:43:50,302 --> 00:43:54,170 I wanna have his baby, he's... Whatever. 612 00:43:57,943 --> 00:44:01,003 Brandy! Uh-oh! 613 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,106 Brandy! Shit. 614 00:44:06,986 --> 00:44:08,920 -Howdy. -Howdy. 615 00:44:08,988 --> 00:44:13,857 Mr. McBroom. Ma'am. Where the fuck's Brandy at? 616 00:44:22,935 --> 00:44:28,532 -You ever hear of a rolling brown-out? -No. Let's try it. 617 00:44:30,175 --> 00:44:31,836 You bleach that. 618 00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:36,576 Wait. No, no, no, no! Nothing brown! Nothing brown! Nothing brown! 619 00:44:36,649 --> 00:44:39,049 What're you gonna do? Hit a girl? 620 00:44:39,318 --> 00:44:43,482 No, but I'm gonna pummel his ass real good. 621 00:44:43,555 --> 00:44:45,921 There you go. There you go. 622 00:44:46,992 --> 00:44:47,981 Hey! 623 00:44:48,127 --> 00:44:49,458 I have to go to church. 624 00:44:50,329 --> 00:44:53,264 Come on, baby! Open the goddamn door! 625 00:44:59,171 --> 00:45:03,232 All right, this is not what it looks like. It was a project for school. 626 00:45:03,308 --> 00:45:04,468 Purple Soda! 627 00:45:13,686 --> 00:45:14,880 Wiener! 628 00:45:18,824 --> 00:45:19,813 Ow! 629 00:45:42,147 --> 00:45:43,637 There you are. 630 00:45:45,884 --> 00:45:48,819 Come on, come on. I do not want to die naked. 631 00:45:55,194 --> 00:45:59,460 Fuck you! Motherfucking son of a bitch! 632 00:46:07,406 --> 00:46:11,001 Get on your feet, you motherfucking pussy! 633 00:46:11,210 --> 00:46:15,271 I'm gonna ask you this just one time. Did she give you the nugget? 634 00:46:15,681 --> 00:46:17,148 Hey, hold on! 635 00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:20,045 Come on, man, she's not worth it. 636 00:46:20,119 --> 00:46:22,815 She's just gonna shit all over you. Trust me. 637 00:46:23,222 --> 00:46:26,248 -She touch your butthole? -No, no. Jesus, no! 638 00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:28,953 -Let's see! -I thought she was a man. I'm gay. 639 00:46:29,027 --> 00:46:30,619 I'm gay as hell. 640 00:46:33,098 --> 00:46:35,566 Eat bat, dickhead! 641 00:46:37,169 --> 00:46:38,602 Holy shit! 642 00:46:40,706 --> 00:46:41,866 Ian just killed that guy. 643 00:46:41,940 --> 00:46:44,067 Sir? Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Are you all right? 644 00:46:44,143 --> 00:46:47,476 Look, I have my insurance card. I'm sorry. We're from out of town. 645 00:46:47,546 --> 00:46:51,038 I couldn't see you through the corn. I'm sorry. 646 00:46:54,620 --> 00:46:56,850 Where the hell's the road? It feels like left. 647 00:46:56,922 --> 00:46:58,082 I told you we didn't have time for this, 648 00:46:58,157 --> 00:47:00,421 -but all you care about is your stupid dick. -Ian. 649 00:47:00,492 --> 00:47:02,153 And you leave us out there with her mom's weird soda. 650 00:47:02,227 --> 00:47:04,627 -Ian. -And her dad's balls in plain view... 651 00:47:04,696 --> 00:47:05,822 Ian, Ian, whip a shitty! 652 00:47:05,898 --> 00:47:07,195 Motherfucker! 653 00:47:18,010 --> 00:47:21,207 Holy fucking shit! That's how you do that! 654 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:25,180 Oh, my God, Ian, amazing driving. Lance, you suck! 655 00:47:25,450 --> 00:47:27,748 Where the hell are we? Where are the Google maps? 656 00:47:27,820 --> 00:47:30,254 -They're in my pants. -Which are? 657 00:47:30,956 --> 00:47:32,753 In the trailer. 658 00:47:34,426 --> 00:47:36,587 Mmm-hmm. Great. 659 00:47:37,296 --> 00:47:41,562 Shit. I got gum in my bush. 660 00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:47,770 Hey, pick this guy up. Maybe he can show us back to the highway. 661 00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:51,401 -Ian, do not pick up a hitchhiker. -Don't worry, I won't. 662 00:47:53,045 --> 00:47:54,842 No, no, no. 663 00:47:56,114 --> 00:47:58,014 Oh, my God. 664 00:48:00,252 --> 00:48:04,245 Hey! Thanks for the lift, man. I've been out there for hours. 665 00:48:04,690 --> 00:48:06,385 Not one car. Can you believe it? 666 00:48:06,458 --> 00:48:09,086 -Listen, sir, we didn't... -You're good people. 667 00:48:09,161 --> 00:48:12,619 -Guy, you're not wearing any pants. -Yeah, I know. 668 00:48:13,065 --> 00:48:14,089 Right on. 669 00:48:14,166 --> 00:48:16,066 Let's go. We better go. 670 00:48:17,636 --> 00:48:19,501 Hey, you got my stuff. 671 00:48:21,974 --> 00:48:25,876 Hey, real quick, guys, what's the story of the girl?