Trouble in Paradise

I was nowhere near that niche. 376 00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:54,002 Oh, that's strange. 377 00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:55,586 Maybe... 378 00:29:55,753 --> 00:29:57,588 Are you sure this is your bag? 379 00:29:57,672 --> 00:29:59,674 But of course it is. Are you doubting me? 380 00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:02,093 Not in the least, Madame. 381 00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:06,597 But, you see, this is a very expensive bag, and one has to be careful. 382 00:30:06,681 --> 00:30:09,934 Well, I am Madame Colet. 383 00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:12,520 And I am Monsieur La Valle, 384 00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:14,772 if you'll allow me to introduce myself. 385 00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:19,277 How do you do, Monsieur La Valle? 386 00:30:19,402 --> 00:30:21,154 The pleasure is mine, Madame. 387 00:30:25,783 --> 00:30:28,453 One purse, empty. One vanity case... 388 00:30:28,578 --> 00:30:30,371 Really, Monsieur, this isn't necessary. 389 00:30:30,455 --> 00:30:33,207 Please, Madame, I believe in doing things correctly. 390 00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:35,251 Shall we continue? 391 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:37,795 Two hairpins, one cigarette lighter, 392 00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:39,797 one box of real matches... 393 00:30:40,465 --> 00:30:42,550 Oh, yes, and this letter from Major... 394 00:30:42,633 --> 00:30:44,969 - You didn't read it? - Naturally I did. 395 00:30:45,094 --> 00:30:47,138 You needn't be embarrassed, Madame. 396 00:30:47,263 --> 00:30:51,100 A lady as charming as you would and should get love letters. 397 00:30:52,143 --> 00:30:54,395 Monsieur La Valle! 398 00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:57,315 But one suggestion. Not the Major. 399 00:30:58,274 --> 00:31:02,987 I don't mind his grammatical mistakes, I will overlook his bad punctuation, 400 00:31:03,112 --> 00:31:04,989 but the letter has no mystery. 401 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,076 No bouquet. 402 00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:11,913 And one lipstick. 403 00:31:11,996 --> 00:31:13,956 Scarlet, number four! 404 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,708 What's wrong now? 405 00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:19,462 With your skin I prefer crimson. 406 00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:21,690 - Too much blue in crimson. - But that's what you need! 407 00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:23,674 Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no. 408 00:31:24,509 --> 00:31:27,553 I disagree with you completely. I tried it once. 409 00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:30,014 - What shade of powder do you use? - Peaches and cream. 410 00:31:30,139 --> 00:31:33,518 - That's too dark. - But do you realise that I have light eyes? 411 00:31:33,643 --> 00:31:36,396 But, Madame Colet, that is a question of eye shading. 412 00:31:37,021 --> 00:31:39,023 I can straighten that out in two seconds. 413 00:31:39,107 --> 00:31:41,067 Come in. 414 00:31:43,653 --> 00:31:44,753 The Major. 415 00:31:56,249 --> 00:31:58,668 I'm sorry, Monsieur, but Madame had better not see anyone. 416 00:31:58,751 --> 00:32:00,086 The bag has just been found, 417 00:32:00,211 --> 00:32:02,588 and the reaction of relief from her excitement and strain 418 00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:04,549 is just a little too much for her. 419 00:32:04,674 --> 00:32:08,261 It's nothing very serious, but all the same, we'd better not take any chances. 420 00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:11,222 - Just as you say, Doctor. - Thank you, Major. 421 00:32:11,347 --> 00:32:13,641 - Good day, Doctor. - Good day, Major. 422 00:32:23,693 --> 00:32:26,737 - Oh, Jacques, has the bag been found? - Yes, Major. 423 00:32:26,863 --> 00:32:29,449 - Is Madame feeling well? - No, Major. 424 00:32:29,574 --> 00:32:33,244 Is Madame seeing anybody this afternoon, this evening or even tomorrow? 425 00:32:33,327 --> 00:32:36,205 - No, Major. - You may shut the door, Jacques. 426 00:32:37,415 --> 00:32:40,501 Well, that leaves you holding the bag. 427 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:42,253 Goodbye. 428 00:32:44,547 --> 00:32:47,216 I think I'd better be going. Goodbye, Madame Colet. 429 00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:49,135 Goodbye, Monsieur La Valle. 430 00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:51,596 Oh, yes. 431 00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:56,017 Well, this is a rather delicate matter, and... 432 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:58,436 I... I don't want to, er... 433 00:32:59,270 --> 00:33:01,898 You see, if you... if you read my advertisement carefully, 434 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:03,441 you... you would have noticed... 435 00:33:03,524 --> 00:33:07,445 In other words, it embarrasses you to offer me the 20,000-francs reward. 436 00:33:07,528 --> 00:33:08,988 Yes. 437 00:33:09,113 --> 00:33:11,782 Don't be embarrassed. I'll take it. 438 00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:14,577 I need the money. 439 00:33:15,369 --> 00:33:19,248 I wish I were in a position to ignore the whole matter, but you know, Madame... 440 00:33:19,332 --> 00:33:22,376 the stock market, a bank crash... 441 00:33:23,628 --> 00:33:27,381 To make a