Avanti!

Time! 430 00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:50,411 You mean her mother and my father... 431 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:51,615 were shacked up together? 432 00:29:51,656 --> 00:29:54,124 I don't particularly care for your choice of words. 433 00:29:54,159 --> 00:29:57,128 All right, they were making it. Is that any better? 434 00:29:57,162 --> 00:29:59,460 Just because two people are sharing the same suite... 435 00:29:59,497 --> 00:30:01,055 or the same... 436 00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:03,761 that does not mean there was anything improper going on. 437 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:06,703 Now you're being insulting to my mother. 438 00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:08,968 She was a very beautiful woman. 439 00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:10,235 She was. 440 00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:12,300 And a lady. 441 00:30:12,343 --> 00:30:13,935 And your father was a gentleman. 442 00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:17,675 No matter how bad things look, you must believe me. 443 00:30:17,715 --> 00:30:19,706 I have an uncle who is in the college of cardinals. 444 00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:20,911 Would I lie to you? 445 00:30:20,952 --> 00:30:23,443 You're goddamned right. 446 00:30:25,723 --> 00:30:27,452 They were making it. 447 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,892 Son of a bitch! 448 00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,725 Do you know how old he was? 449 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:36,734 67. A grandfather... with a bad back, yet. 450 00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:38,463 I would be proud if my father was... 451 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,232 Shut up. 452 00:30:40,271 --> 00:30:43,206 As for your mother, she ought to be ashamed of herself. 453 00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:44,799 My mother had nothing to be ashamed of. 454 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,640 She was the perfect lady. 455 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,305 Meets a rich elderly American in the lobby. 456 00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:50,246 One hour later, she's having drinks with him in the bar. 457 00:30:50,281 --> 00:30:52,078 Two hours later, she moves her things into his suite... 458 00:30:52,116 --> 00:30:53,413 and then... 459 00:30:53,451 --> 00:30:56,682 They didn't meet in the lobby. They met in the souvenir shop. 460 00:30:56,721 --> 00:30:59,554 What the hell difference does it make? 461 00:31:00,491 --> 00:31:02,652 That was ten years ago. 462 00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:07,864 Ten years? 463 00:31:09,834 --> 00:31:12,530 This has been going on for ten years? 464 00:31:12,570 --> 00:31:16,802 Every summer, July 15th to August 15th. 465 00:31:16,841 --> 00:31:18,103 You mean all the time that we thought... 466 00:31:18,142 --> 00:31:20,667 he was over here getting cured, he was getting laid? 467 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:24,509 This is neither the time nor the place. 468 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,847 Goddamn fool! 469 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,080 Didn't he care what people think or say? 470 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,020 Not to worry. It was all handled very discreetly. 471 00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:33,046 They were registered as Mr. And Mrs. Armbruster. 472 00:31:33,091 --> 00:31:35,389 Mr. And... Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. 473 00:31:35,426 --> 00:31:36,825 Yes? 474 00:31:36,861 --> 00:31:38,886 What? Am I ready to talk to Baltimore? 475 00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:40,488 No, I'm not ready to talk to Baltimore. 476 00:31:40,531 --> 00:31:43,159 Who's calling? I'm calling. 477 00:31:43,201 --> 00:31:45,169 Put her on. 478 00:31:46,871 --> 00:31:48,532 Hello, Emily. I'm fine. 479 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:51,531 The trip? It's fine. 480 00:31:53,678 --> 00:31:56,306 It was just one of those unfortunate accidents. 481 00:31:56,347 --> 00:31:58,144 For whatever it's worth, you can tell mother... 482 00:31:58,182 --> 00:32:00,013 he didn't suffer towards the end. 483 00:32:01,219 --> 00:32:02,777 I'm working on it. 484 00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:04,879 There's no problems, just red tape. 485 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,892 Questionnaires, permits. 486 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,190 Where do you suddenly find two zinc-lined coffins? 487 00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:14,598 Two? I didn't say two! It must be the connection! 488 00:32:14,632 --> 00:32:16,497 What would I do with two coffins? 489 00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:19,826 No! I'm sorry. 490 00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:21,532 No, I didn't call the embassy. 491 00:32:21,572 --> 00:32:22,664 They're in Rome, and I'm in Ischia. 492 00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:24,368 What are they going to do for me? 493 00:32:24,409 --> 00:32:27,003 How's mother holding up? 494 00:32:28,513 --> 00:32:30,208 And how are the kids? 495 00:32:30,248 --> 00:32:32,876 - Good-bye. - Good-bye. 496 00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:34,509 Just a minute. Where are you going? 497 00:32:37,055 --> 00:32:39,046 See you at the morgue. 498 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:45,686 How are the funeral arrangements coming? 499 00:32:47,498 --> 00:32:49,864 What? Who