Dirty Mary Crazy Larry

something about Europe. 336 00:32:05,221 --> 00:32:08,220 Well, I should do. I spent six months there. 337 00:32:08,221 --> 00:32:09,658 Sure. 338 00:32:09,659 --> 00:32:12,125 I did too. With Jamie Richardson. 339 00:32:12,126 --> 00:32:13,220 With Jamie Richardson. 340 00:32:13,221 --> 00:32:15,143 Hey, Deke, with Jamie Richardson, no less. 341 00:32:15,144 --> 00:32:18,143 Oh, right. You don't even know who he is, dingbat. 342 00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:21,143 If he ain't won Daytona twice, I don't give a shit who he is. 343 00:32:21,144 --> 00:32:25,843 Well, for your information, he's the lead singer of the group Scorpion. 344 00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:30,543 I can remember when he was lead singer for the group Scrap Iron. 345 00:32:30,544 --> 00:32:32,243 Hey, Deke, are you gonna be a while? 346 00:32:32,244 --> 00:32:33,951 Yeah. 347 00:32:35,244 --> 00:32:37,088 Great. 348 00:32:40,402 --> 00:32:43,101 I think I'm gonna screw Miss Mary. Do you mind, Deke? 349 00:32:43,102 --> 00:32:45,101 I mind, yo-yo. 350 00:32:45,102 --> 00:32:47,101 Well, you didn't mind last night. 351 00:32:47,102 --> 00:32:49,101 As a matter of fact, you kept begging for more. 352 00:32:49,102 --> 00:32:55,295 Oh. Well, maybe that gives you some idea of how little I was getting. 353 00:32:56,802 --> 00:32:57,801 How about that, Deke? 354 00:32:57,802 --> 00:33:00,652 Super-crotch here goes to the big city, and right away, 355 00:33:00,653 --> 00:33:03,801 She gets glib. You know why? Because she's scared, huh? 356 00:33:04,068 --> 00:33:08,067 She gets too scared, and she comes running home to Grandfather's pickup. 357 00:33:08,068 --> 00:33:11,894 - And you know all it takes to scare you? - What? 358 00:33:12,336 --> 00:33:13,971 Little old me. 359 00:33:13,972 --> 00:33:20,991 Well, Mister, things felt a little too good for you last night, so you ran. 360 00:33:20,992 --> 00:33:23,715 And I'll tell you something else. 361 00:33:23,716 --> 00:33:28,809 You don't know how to say hello, and you don't know how to say goodbye. 362 00:33:29,677 --> 00:33:32,202 All right, I didn't say goodbye. 363 00:33:32,203 --> 00:33:34,625 I had a robbery to pull this morning, woman! 364 00:33:34,626 --> 00:33:38,640 Well, all right. It's not actually the goodbyes. 365 00:33:38,641 --> 00:33:42,048 What pisses me is you didn't even leave me a clean towel! 366 00:33:42,049 --> 00:33:44,026 Oh, God, if it hadn't been the goodbyes, 367 00:33:44,027 --> 00:33:46,740 if it hadn't been the towels, it would've been something else. You know why? 368 00:33:46,741 --> 00:33:49,048 Because that's the kind of person you are. You know that? 369 00:33:49,049 --> 00:33:50,666 You're the kind that's never satisfied. 370 00:33:50,667 --> 00:33:52,698 You'd eat the last cookie in the jar! 371 00:33:52,699 --> 00:33:56,048 And I'm telling you something... there's no more cookies in the jar, and there aren't. 372 00:33:56,049 --> 00:33:57,350 But even if there was, you'd eat it! 373 00:33:57,351 --> 00:34:00,811 And you'd go looking in my fridge for my pie stash! 374 00:34:01,149 --> 00:34:04,148 That is totally untrue! 375 00:34:04,149 --> 00:34:06,992 That is totally true. 376 00:34:08,149 --> 00:34:12,023 You listen to me. You are crazy! 377 00:34:12,024 --> 00:34:14,576 You are totally bananas. 378 00:34:14,577 --> 00:34:15,643 Unload! 379 00:34:15,644 --> 00:34:21,668 Oh, right. That is your total solution! Unload! Kiss off! 380 00:34:21,669 --> 00:34:24,756 Well, you say that one more time, and I will! 381 00:34:24,757 --> 00:34:27,586 Unload. Kiss off. 382 00:34:29,149 --> 00:34:30,148 You mean that! 383 00:34:30,149 --> 00:34:32,470 Unload! Kiss off! 384 00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:35,067 Well, I goddamn will! 385 00:34:35,068 --> 00:34:38,649 I won't come back! I swear to God I won't come back! 386 00:34:38,650 --> 00:34:40,022 Is that a promise or a threat? 387 00:34:40,023 --> 00:34:41,640 That's a promise! Well, hit it. 388 00:34:41,641 --> 00:34:44,148 Goddamn you! Goodbye! 389 00:34:44,149 --> 00:34:46,447 Hello. 390 00:34:46,595 --> 00:34:48,148 Jeez. 391 00:34:48,726 --> 00:34:53,224 Hey, Deke, come on, what are you trying to do? Establish squatter's rights? 392 00:34:58,356 --> 00:35:02,137 I'm gonna need her at the wheel, and you underneath with me. 393 00:35:02,138 --> 00:35:03,690 What? 394 00:35:03,691 --> 00:35:09,083 I said, I'm gonna need her at the wheel and you underneath with me. 395 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,218 Terrific. 396 00:35:26,148 --> 00:35:28,457 - Hey! - What? 397 00:35:30,316 --> 00:35:34,458 You said I didn't know how to say goodbye. 398 00:35:34,459 --> 00:35:37,761 Maybe I don't wanna say goodbye. 399 00:35:40,525 --> 00:35:44,939 Oh, boy. I really wanna believe you... 400 00:35:45,715 --> 00:35:48,171 but I'm havi