Little Manhattan

00:27:09,771 --> 00:27:12,732 Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! 642 00:27:12,816 --> 00:27:14,234 <i>Mike pioneered XMA...</i> 643 00:27:14,317 --> 00:27:16,319 <i>Extreme Martial Arts.</i> 644 00:27:16,403 --> 00:27:18,405 <i>He's rooted in the fundamentals.</i> 645 00:27:18,488 --> 00:27:19,656 Ki-yah! 646 00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:24,327 Hey, um, Mom? 647 00:27:24,411 --> 00:27:26,663 Hey. 648 00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:30,375 I was thinking I kind of need a haircut. 649 00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:31,584 A haircut? 650 00:27:31,667 --> 00:27:32,793 Yeah. 651 00:27:32,876 --> 00:27:34,712 Okay, I'll do it in the morning. 652 00:27:34,795 --> 00:27:38,132 <i>See, this was a sensitive subject around our house,</i> 653 00:27:38,215 --> 00:27:39,216 <i>because, up until now,</i> 654 00:27:39,300 --> 00:27:43,095 <i>my mom's actually given me every haircut I've ever had.</i> 655 00:27:43,178 --> 00:27:45,514 <i>Not to say she hasn't learned a thing or two over the years.</i> 656 00:27:45,598 --> 00:27:48,100 <i>But, lately, it's been occurring to me</i> 657 00:27:48,183 --> 00:27:51,854 <i>that she's not exactly what we might call a professional.</i> 658 00:27:51,937 --> 00:27:56,150 A-Actually I was, you know, kind of thinking 659 00:27:56,233 --> 00:27:57,901 maybe we could go out for one. 660 00:27:57,985 --> 00:27:59,111 Out? 661 00:27:59,194 --> 00:28:02,281 Yeah, you know, like, to a barbershop. 662 00:28:02,364 --> 00:28:04,866 You mean pay for it? 663 00:28:04,949 --> 00:28:06,659 Well, not an expensive one. 664 00:28:06,743 --> 00:28:08,119 Don't be ridiculous, honey. 665 00:28:08,202 --> 00:28:09,245 I can cut your hair. 666 00:28:12,373 --> 00:28:13,416 Hey, Dad. 667 00:28:13,499 --> 00:28:17,462 I really think it's time that Mom stops cutting my hair. 668 00:28:17,545 --> 00:28:18,588 Don't you? 669 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:21,883 Think about Giambi. 670 00:28:21,966 --> 00:28:23,593 I don't trust that damn guy. 671 00:28:23,676 --> 00:28:25,345 I don't trust him guarding that bag. 672 00:28:25,428 --> 00:28:28,848 He's got bat, no doubt about that. 673 00:28:28,931 --> 00:28:30,767 What do you think we ought to do with this guy, 674 00:28:30,850 --> 00:28:31,976 put him on the block or what? 675 00:28:32,060 --> 00:28:34,311 Hey, could you take it a little higher over the ears, please? 676 00:28:34,394 --> 00:28:35,562 - No problem. - Thanks. 677 00:28:35,646 --> 00:28:37,189 Voilà. 678 00:28:37,272 --> 00:28:39,358 <i>Best $12 I ever spent.</i> 679 00:28:39,441 --> 00:28:40,442 <i>Look at me.</i> 680 00:28:40,525 --> 00:28:41,652 <i>I was hot.</i> 681 00:28:43,987 --> 00:28:45,656 - Our ball. - What the heck? 682 00:28:45,739 --> 00:28:47,491 Hey, man. It's a legitimate foul. 683 00:28:47,574 --> 00:28:49,368 Dude, you just totally hacked me. 684 00:28:49,451 --> 00:28:50,994 No. 685 00:28:51,078 --> 00:28:53,372 Look, I don't need you losers. 686 00:28:53,455 --> 00:28:55,832 <i>Okay, maybe I was a little excitable.</i> 687 00:28:55,916 --> 00:28:57,959 <i>But I didn't want to get bruised up</i> 688 00:28:58,043 --> 00:28:59,544 <i>before my big karate practice.</i> 689 00:29:01,797 --> 00:29:02,839 Hey, Rosemary. 690 00:29:02,923 --> 00:29:04,132 Hey there, pretty lady. 691 00:29:04,216 --> 00:29:05,801 How's it going, girl? 692 00:29:05,883 --> 00:29:08,094 Hey, Rosemary Telesco. 693 00:29:09,845 --> 00:29:11,305 I-I got it! 694 00:29:15,476 --> 00:29:17,019 <i>Mr. Gabe,</i> 695 00:29:17,103 --> 00:29:18,896 <i>I got a Rosemary down here for you.</i> 696 00:29:18,979 --> 00:29:21,691 Send her up, Ralph. 697 00:29:23,567 --> 00:29:25,820 <i>I loathed myself for feeling like I did.</i> 698 00:29:25,903 --> 00:29:28,030 - Hey. <i>- I mean, this is crazy.</i> 699 00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:29,990 <i>She's a girl, for God's sake.</i> 700 00:29:30,074 --> 00:29:32,284 <i>It's not like she's a New York Knick or something.</i> 701 00:29:35,705 --> 00:29:36,747 Hey. 702 00:29:36,831 --> 00:29:38,415 Hey. 703 00:29:38,498 --> 00:29:40,333 My mom dropped me off. 704 00:29:40,417 --> 00:29:43,837 She's going to pick me up at 5:15, if that's okay. 705 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,213 Yeah, sure. Whenever is fine. 706 00:29:50,552 --> 00:29:52,554 All right. Let's go. 707 00:29:52,637 --> 00:29:54,806 So, um, do you remember the old place? 708 00:29:54,889 --> 00:29:56,391 Yeah, it's been a long time. 709 00:29:56,474 --> 00:29:57,517 Yeah, it has. 710 00:30:02,439 --> 00:30:03,440 Oh. 711 00:30:07,026 --> 00:30:09,528 Mom, this is Rosemary Telesco. 712 00:30:09,611 --> 00:30:11,029 You remember her, don't you? 713 00:30:11,113 --> 00:30:13,490 From kindergarten. Of course. 714 00:30:13,574 --> 00:30:17,286 I haven't seen you in forever. 715 00:30:17,369 --> 00:30:20,330 Look at you, Rosie, you'r...