Career Opportunities

00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:07,013 (LAUGHS) Boo! 404 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:10,817 You can't do this. I'm locked in, alone, in the dark. 405 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:12,852 That was not a part of my employment agreement. 406 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:26,793 Ah! 407 00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:58,825 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 408 00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:32,692 9:17? 409 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,963 (SIGHS) Time for a break. 410 00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:56,716 (LAUGHING) 411 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:03,923 Hello. 412 00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:07,860 Anybody out there? 413 00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:09,829 When I accepted the... 414 00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:13,032 The post of President, grand Pooh-Bah of Target, 415 00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:17,336 realizing that I have brought 416 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:20,940 meaningfulness and peace and happiness, 417 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:23,209 into the lives of thousands of people. 418 00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:26,713 Jim Dodge, of Monroe, 419 00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:28,715 top moneymaker on the tour. 420 00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:31,117 His father's here today, Bud Dodge, 421 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:33,019 and sister Penny, a sad, sad story, 422 00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:36,122 was just admitted to university hospital. 423 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:39,992 While trying to pop a zit, her head mysteriously exploded. 424 00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:47,734 (MAN GROANING ON TV) 425 00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:51,003 (GROWLING) 426 00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:54,073 (SLURPING) 427 00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:04,316 (PHONE RINGING) 428 00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:06,085 JIM: Dad! Hi! 429 00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:08,020 Jim, do you know what time it is? 430 00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:11,924 You know, I'm starting to think about Christmas and gifts, 431 00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:15,294 because I'm in a big store and I'm starting to get a lot of gift ideas. 432 00:28:15,327 --> 00:28:16,763 Hi. 433 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:18,197 Mom, hi! 434 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:20,166 How's it going? 435 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:23,302 Well, I finished all my janitor stuff, I've finished most of it. 436 00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:25,204 I've got to save some stuff for later. 437 00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:27,273 But it's easy as hell. 438 00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:30,042 Um, honey, it's a little late. 439 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:33,112 Yeah, it is kind of late. Well, sleep tight. 440 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,482 See you in the morning. (DIAL TONE) 441 00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:38,117 Love you, too. 442 00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:45,457 Mr. James Dodge! 443 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:44,416 Oh. He can't be happy as the night cleanup boy. 444 00:29:46,352 --> 00:29:48,087 Sweetheart... 445 00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:51,523 He wants us to call him a janitor. 446 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:58,330 Maybe I should have spent less time harping and more time helping. 447 00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:01,567 Harpin' and helpin' him what? 448 00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:07,139 Harpin' on him to leave, and helpin' him become the... 449 00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:10,209 Good, mature, productive person he could be. 450 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:32,391 (GROANS) 451 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:42,134 Are you all right? 452 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,604 Yes, I'm fine, thanks. 453 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:46,638 And you? 454 00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:49,675 What are you doing here? 455 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,645 I work here. 456 00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:55,614 CARL: Have a good one, Officer Don. 457 00:31:55,647 --> 00:31:59,585 Okay, Carl. Keep in touch. Let me know if you hear anything. 458 00:31:59,618 --> 00:32:01,220 CARL: You bet. 459 00:32:03,189 --> 00:32:05,424 Well, sir, she didn't leave on the bus. 460 00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:08,594 Apparently, she isn't here. Let's go look for her someplace else. 461 00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:12,131 She wouldn't be dumb enough to thumb, would she? 462 00:32:12,164 --> 00:32:15,534 Does she have any friends that she might have run off with? 463 00:32:16,235 --> 00:32:17,603 Boyfriends? 464 00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:21,407 Would you just get in the car so we can go look for the girl, please? 465 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,442 I'm tired, I had to get out of the bed, 466 00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:25,477 I haven't had any coffee. I don't feel good. 467 00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:26,979 My daughter, I don't know where the hell she is. 468 00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:28,580 And you're standing by the car there, 469 00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:30,449 sounding like some goddamn preacher or something! 470 00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:32,151 Come on. Get in the car! 471 00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,154 Prick. 472 00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:42,294 Are you sure you didn't hurt yourself? 473 00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:45,064 Oh, no. Are you kidding? 474 00:32:45,097 --> 00:32:47,499 No, I'm fine. I'm fine. 475 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,035 Can I ask what you were doing? 476 00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:51,037 Uh... Oh, I was roller-skating. 477 00:32:51,770 --> 00:32:53,472 I know, but why? 478 00:32:53,505 --> 00:32:55,574 Oh