Fairy Tales

Checking out some new fluff for the King. 404 00:27:21,425 --> 00:27:23,218 Well, we got some loose stuff inside. 405 00:27:23,219 --> 00:27:24,719 - Do you? - Maybe you want 406 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,054 to take a look. 407 00:27:26,055 --> 00:27:30,057 We got all new attractions, go in. 408 00:27:30,392 --> 00:27:33,810 Oh, what a warm and wonderful human being he is. 409 00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:36,231 The King sends his greetings. 410 00:27:36,232 --> 00:27:37,774 Yeah, if that's all he sent, 411 00:27:37,775 --> 00:27:39,526 you tell that fat ass King Cole... 412 00:27:39,527 --> 00:27:42,445 Hey, hey, hey, featherhead. 413 00:27:42,446 --> 00:27:44,906 That's the King you're talking about. 414 00:27:44,907 --> 00:27:46,658 You keep talking that way, you're gonna be wearing 415 00:27:46,659 --> 00:27:49,701 that codpiece around your nose. 416 00:27:49,912 --> 00:27:52,622 Now, His Majesty always sends a small tribute 417 00:27:52,623 --> 00:27:55,750 in memory of the last time that he was 418 00:27:55,751 --> 00:27:58,461 in this elegant establishment you got here 419 00:27:58,462 --> 00:28:01,047 and this time he sent this. 420 00:28:01,048 --> 00:28:04,260 Thank you. 421 00:28:05,261 --> 00:28:07,467 Small change? 422 00:28:07,763 --> 00:28:10,848 What did we give him last time, one of the seven dwarves? 423 00:28:10,849 --> 00:28:13,434 - Hey... - Excuse me. 424 00:28:13,435 --> 00:28:14,894 He's just kidding. 425 00:28:14,895 --> 00:28:19,695 Tell His Majesty that I most humbly thank him. 426 00:28:20,067 --> 00:28:21,568 His Majesty would like to know 427 00:28:21,569 --> 00:28:24,404 what you got for his pleasure tonight 428 00:28:24,405 --> 00:28:27,740 and His Majesty also told me to tell you 429 00:28:27,741 --> 00:28:30,577 that if you could possibly arrange a virgin, 430 00:28:30,578 --> 00:28:35,582 he would not be adverse to giving a little extra schmear, 431 00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:38,834 if you know what I mean. 432 00:28:50,139 --> 00:28:51,014 Hi. 433 00:28:51,015 --> 00:28:52,974 Gotsy sent me from the Shoe of Pleasure. 434 00:28:52,975 --> 00:28:55,659 Oh, Gotsy sent you. 435 00:28:56,687 --> 00:28:59,098 What's your name? 436 00:28:59,398 --> 00:29:01,524 Scheherazade. 437 00:29:01,525 --> 00:29:03,731 Scheherazade? 438 00:29:04,236 --> 00:29:07,204 From the Arabian Nights? 439 00:29:07,448 --> 00:29:10,655 From many Arabian nights. 440 00:29:14,496 --> 00:29:18,386 And what do you have in your urn? 441 00:29:18,459 --> 00:29:21,348 Just oil from Arabia. 442 00:29:21,503 --> 00:29:24,505 What do you do with your oil? 443 00:29:24,506 --> 00:29:28,874 I have a special way of pleasing a man. 444 00:29:29,428 --> 00:29:32,159 Yes. 445 00:32:16,095 --> 00:32:17,345 Can you help me? 446 00:32:17,346 --> 00:32:19,556 What seems to be your problem, young lady? 447 00:32:19,557 --> 00:32:22,934 I'm Little Bo Peep and I lost my sheep. 448 00:32:22,935 --> 00:32:24,769 And you don't know where to find them. 449 00:32:24,770 --> 00:32:26,729 And I don't know where to find them. 450 00:32:26,730 --> 00:32:28,106 Well, they're just inside 451 00:32:28,107 --> 00:32:29,607 with two business men from Detroit. 452 00:32:29,608 --> 00:32:32,026 $3 sure time the sheep are paying for the towels. 453 00:32:32,027 --> 00:32:34,279 Say young lady, look, while you're here, 454 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,531 maybe you want to stop inside and get a job. 455 00:32:36,532 --> 00:32:38,157 You know, we're always looking for a new animal act 456 00:32:38,158 --> 00:32:40,243 and speaking of animal acts, it's looks like a lot 457 00:32:40,244 --> 00:32:42,620 of horsemen rode into that valley of fatigue. 458 00:32:42,621 --> 00:32:44,831 You know, let me just look at this. 459 00:32:44,832 --> 00:32:46,666 I can read bruises, you know. 460 00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:48,167 You can really read bruises? 461 00:32:48,168 --> 00:32:49,752 Mmhmm. 462 00:32:49,753 --> 00:32:50,920 I can't tell anything about the future, 463 00:32:50,921 --> 00:32:51,963 but I can tell what you did last night. 464 00:32:51,964 --> 00:32:53,590 Let's, okay, look, you go inside. 465 00:32:53,591 --> 00:32:55,383 You tell Gussie, she's the boss, 466 00:32:55,384 --> 00:32:56,926 you want a job working under me. 467 00:32:56,927 --> 00:32:58,511 Go right in. 468 00:32:58,512 --> 00:33:02,721 I didn't know Kojak had a twin brother. 469 00:33:03,475 --> 00:33:05,935 Lovely girl, lovely piece of meat. 470 00:33:05,936 --> 00:33:10,648 And then, I met this prince in the woods, you know. 471 00:33:10,649 --> 00:33:12,859 I didn't know King Cole had any kids. 472 00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:14,444 Oh, no, he's not from here. 473 00:33:14,445 --> 00:33:19,240 He's from a far away land and he has a curse on him. 474 00:33:19,241 -