Diary of a Mad Black Woman

628 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,600 It went bad. 629 00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:20,100 What are you talking about? 630 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,600 -I shot him. -Who? 631 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:24,000 Some cop undercover who was trying to sting me. 632 00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:25,800 What does that got to do with me? 633 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,600 Charles, I need a lawyer and a judge. 634 00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:30,100 Now, there is $300,000 in that bag. 635 00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:31,900 That ought to buy me both, right? 636 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,500 Look, I'm a legitimate defense attorney... 637 00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:37,700 and I would advise you not to try and bribe a judge. 638 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,300 Look, man, I'm hot! 639 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,400 I don't have time for all this legal stuff, man. 640 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:44,600 OK, look, you know I don't deal with your kind anymore. 641 00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:47,000 My kind? Brother, before you started... 642 00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:48,700 defending all these rich white boys... 643 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,600 it was my kind that got you down. 644 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:52,300 -I'm going home. -Home? 645 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,600 Oh, how quickly we forget. 646 00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:57,100 I ran so much coke for you back in the day... 647 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,700 I paid for that house. 648 00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:04,100 Now look here. I need you, like you needed me... 649 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:06,700 back in the day to get all you got. 650 00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:09,400 No. What you need is a lawyer... 651 00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:11,800 and not to ever call my house again. 652 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:29,000 You are my lawyer. 653 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,300 You know where to find me. 654 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:44,300 Lord Jesus. All of this calamity in the world. 655 00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:48,100 But I tell-- 656 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,300 The paper's sad. It's really sad. 657 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,400 You nasty as hell. 658 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,300 I don't know what I'm gonna do with you. 659 00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:58,800 Here. 660 00:38:58,900 --> 00:38:59,800 What? 661 00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:01,300 You need a job. 662 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,600 Oh, Madea, I don't-- 663 00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:05,400 I don't know how to do anything. 664 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:07,100 I got a job for you... 665 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,500 as soon as I get some more Vaseline. 666 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:13,300 Joe, that is your-- that's your family. 667 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,100 That's your dead husband's side of the family. 668 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,100 She ain't no kin to me. 669 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,300 I could introduce you to Harvey. Maybe he'll help you out. 670 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,700 She ain't selling no dope, Joe. 671 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,800 If I had a bottle of battery acid... 672 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,000 I would give you a chemical peel... 673 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:29,700 just scrub all of that ugly off of your face. 674 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,300 I know you're my brother... 675 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,800 and the only reason I'm letting you stay in my house... 676 00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:36,500 is to get your check. 677 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,400 But I can still get your check... 678 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:39,900 if you come up missing. Keep trying me. 679 00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:41,500 But you're gonna end up in the Chattahoochee river. 680 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,800 What you looking at?! 681 00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:46,500 You ain't moving in here. 682 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,300 Next thing you know, she'll be getting mail here. 683 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,300 Joe, leave that baby alone. 684 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,900 If their name comes on the envelope... 685 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,500 that means they move right the hell in. 686 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,000 Get out. 687 00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:57,400 Get--get out. 688 00:39:57,500 --> 00:40:00,000 Baby, take that newspaper... 689 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:02,400 and go on in the kitchen and look for you a job. 690 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:03,800 And an apartment. 691 00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:06,100 Look for an apartment while you're in there. 692 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,800 You always messing with somebody. 693 00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:09,500 What the hell's wrong with you? 694 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,100 You're just grouchy as hell. You been grouchy. 695 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,300 That's why Mommy and Daddy didn't like you. 696 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,500 She ain't moving in here. 697 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,800 Ain't enough room in this house for all of us here. 698 00:4...