Madea's Family Reunion

I'm not smart like the other kids. 619 00:31:42,309 --> 00:31:44,145 I can't do that stuff. 620 00:31:44,229 --> 00:31:46,064 Who told you that? 621 00:31:46,147 --> 00:31:49,318 My last foster mother. 622 00:31:49,401 --> 00:31:50,820 She told me the only thing... 623 00:31:50,903 --> 00:31:53,865 I'm gonna be smart enough to do is lay on my back. 624 00:31:53,949 --> 00:31:55,325 Was your foster mother Jennifer? 625 00:31:55,408 --> 00:31:58,371 I know Jennifer. I know her. That's all she used to do. 626 00:31:58,454 --> 00:32:01,207 Shut up, Joe. I'm trying to talk to this child. 627 00:32:01,290 --> 00:32:03,460 The best revenge you can have on somebody... 628 00:32:03,544 --> 00:32:05,212 that told you something like that... 629 00:32:05,295 --> 00:32:06,673 is to prove them wrong. 630 00:32:06,756 --> 00:32:08,258 Best revenge you can have... 631 00:32:08,341 --> 00:32:09,425 is to kick they butt. 632 00:32:09,509 --> 00:32:10,510 That's the best revenge. 633 00:32:10,594 --> 00:32:13,138 I went to that school, and I got your homework. 634 00:32:13,222 --> 00:32:14,515 Talked to your teacher. 635 00:32:14,598 --> 00:32:17,519 She said this is what you have to do in the morning... 636 00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:19,939 so go up there and get it done. 637 00:32:20,022 --> 00:32:22,149 Can you help me with it? 638 00:32:30,410 --> 00:32:31,828 It's algebra. 639 00:32:33,414 --> 00:32:35,624 Honey, I don't know nothing about that algebra. 640 00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:37,710 When I was in school, we had 3 R's. 641 00:32:37,794 --> 00:32:38,712 Read, write, 'rithmetic. 642 00:32:38,795 --> 00:32:40,297 I don't know nothing about algeroe. 643 00:32:40,380 --> 00:32:42,800 'Cause she dumb as hell. If it ain't got no food... 644 00:32:42,884 --> 00:32:43,843 or sugar on it... 645 00:32:43,926 --> 00:32:45,511 she can't figure out what it is. 646 00:32:45,595 --> 00:32:46,972 All she do is eat. 647 00:32:47,055 --> 00:32:48,932 Go upstairs. I'm gonna get you Tiffany's number. 648 00:32:49,016 --> 00:32:51,185 That's Brian's daughter. She'll be able to help you. 649 00:32:51,226 --> 00:32:53,229 She's a little older than you. She can help you. 650 00:32:53,313 --> 00:32:55,523 Better be at school when I tell you to go to school. 651 00:32:57,401 --> 00:33:01,531 I look in the mirror 652 00:33:06,913 --> 00:33:09,416 I don't know 653 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:11,919 Who's staring back at me 654 00:33:15,089 --> 00:33:20,054 A soul gets lost 655 00:33:23,016 --> 00:33:24,351 Controlled 656 00:33:24,434 --> 00:33:28,314 By his lovin' in the mirror 657 00:33:30,858 --> 00:33:33,153 The reflection 658 00:33:33,237 --> 00:33:36,448 From your eyes 659 00:33:39,536 --> 00:33:40,578 I didn't know that. 660 00:33:40,662 --> 00:33:42,206 I didn't know that. Did you? 661 00:33:42,289 --> 00:33:44,792 No. That is hilarious. 662 00:33:44,875 --> 00:33:46,336 Lisa, this man is a riot. 663 00:33:46,419 --> 00:33:47,796 Yes, he is. 664 00:33:47,879 --> 00:33:50,800 So you have to tell me the rest of the story, Carlos. 665 00:33:51,843 --> 00:33:53,803 How is the wedding planning coming? 666 00:33:53,886 --> 00:33:55,264 Great. 667 00:33:55,347 --> 00:33:57,349 You must be so excited. 668 00:33:57,432 --> 00:34:01,104 Over the moon. 669 00:34:04,733 --> 00:34:06,443 Excuse me. 670 00:34:06,485 --> 00:34:08,655 Sorry. 671 00:34:08,738 --> 00:34:10,949 Long nights. 672 00:34:17,457 --> 00:34:19,293 You want to dance, honey? 673 00:34:19,334 --> 00:34:21,253 Yes. 674 00:34:21,336 --> 00:34:22,630 You sure? 675 00:34:22,672 --> 00:34:24,799 - Yeah. - OK. 676 00:34:24,841 --> 00:34:26,385 All right, y'all excuse us please? 677 00:34:26,468 --> 00:34:27,511 Excuse me. 678 00:34:29,597 --> 00:34:31,099 She'll love it. 679 00:34:31,183 --> 00:34:33,727 They are such a lovely couple. 680 00:34:39,734 --> 00:34:41,778 Why do you insist on embarrassing me? 681 00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:44,114 I'm sorry. I'm a little tired... 682 00:34:44,198 --> 00:34:45,158 that's all. 683 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,869 When I get you outta here... 684 00:34:47,952 --> 00:34:49,079 I don't understand. 685 00:34:49,163 --> 00:34:51,207 Shut up. 686 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,418 Can't take you anywhere. 687 00:34:55,086 --> 00:34:56,630 Just wait. 688 00:34:58,382 --> 00:34:59,592 Just wait. 689 00:35:07,101 --> 00:35:10,396 Let's not wait, Carlos. 690 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,399 Just do it now. 691 00:35:12,483 --> 00:35:13,984 Just hit me... 692 00:35:14,068 --> 00:35:15,778 so all your friends can see... 693 00:35:15,861 --> 00:35:18,198 what kind of a man you really are. 694 00:35:24,163 --> 00:35:26,166 You love to provoke me, don't you? 695 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,713 Why do you insist on doing things the hard way? 696